Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.
Without vision, we are blind to opportunity.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit
It is never too late to be what you might have been
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
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Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
It is better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.
The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
A drunk man was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking..
Great, the... fb.me/1tnfpngq7
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute to sky dive twice.
Element name: WOMAN.
Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
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The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
It is people that give drinking a bad name.
Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have.
Between two evils always pick the one you haven't tried.
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
Of course there is no reason for it, it's just our policy.
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In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates?
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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.