The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William A. Ward
Chuck was a popular member at the golf club, but he just finished up a terrible round of golf and wasn't in a... fb.me/1uwEewmQc
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
Who Is Your Role Model??? Do the math to find out.
Try it without looking at the answers......
1) Pick your... fb.me/236ESD21k
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again!"
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6... fb.me/uzdzFx7d
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but... fb.me/8Q7kHU6yY
The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a... fb.me/4U8oC95rc
Many people become stressed by having to raise more money to afford to take it a bit easier. - Otto Ludwig
Start somewhere, you can not build your reputation on what you intend to do. - Liz Smith
Also a long life is too short for you to spend time on things from the past. - Lennart Nilsson
If you look at the menu before looking at the waitress, you're getting old.
One can not choose when and how to die. The only thing to decide is how to live. - Johan Baez
Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms.
Another poem from my dear fiend and poet Asghar Nazeer. Something you don't want to miss, right? fb.me/HEfQIIIS
A man goes to visit his 85-year old grandpa in the hospital
"How are you grandpa?" He asks
"Feeling fine" says... fb.me/8x9u74i6s
It's hard to stay calm when you are idle.
Courage is often lack of knowledge whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information. - Peter Ustinov
It never lies so much as before an election, during a war, and after a hunt. - Otto von Bismarck
Seven year old boy to his Mum...wife of a yacht captain..."Mum, when I grow up, I want to be a yacht captain like... fb.me/8GrB4escy
It is always the wrong people who have bad conscience. - Erich Maria Remarque
Of all hypocrisy, modesty is the most agreeable one. - Olle Holmberg
If a black cat crosses your path, it means that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
Lee and Gary head out to the golf course for a quick nine holes. On the first tee, Lee turns to Gary and says,... fb.me/3FIdd97Mu
If you go as far as you can see, you will from there, be able to see far enough to go even further. - John Wooden
I sure can keep a secret. It's those I revile it to who can't.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
It is with words as with sunbeams - the more they are concentrated in the deeper they burn.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I... fb.me/wtSH7i6u
It is hard to find happiness within ourselves, but impossible to find it anywhere else. - Sebastian Chamfort
We should concern ourselves less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they actually do it.
A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard.... fb.me/51njtXpuP
Few things are as satisfying as watching our children have their own teenagers. - Doug Larson
There will be no crisis next week. My pocket diary is already full. - Henry Kissinger
A modest man is usually admired - if anyone ever notice him. - Edgar Watson Howe
A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte... fb.me/8PnvtW2UR
There is no joy to be idle, the fun is to have a lot to do and not bother to do it. - Mary Wilson Little
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Experience is knowing a lot of things that we should not do. - William S Knudsen
It's great the lie is available - for what if all you heard was true. - Albert Engström
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging... fb.me/8ehUetUQ9