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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs’.
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I tried to put my head together but now my body is falling apart.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I just read that YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook are merging. It’ll be called You-Twit-Face.
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand.
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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