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Forrest Griffin
Every time I see Erin Andrews all I can think is how not constipated she is.
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I've come to accept that in my life white shirts will be one use only
Join @DaveFarra today from 12-2p at the new @ufc Gym at 2265 N. Green Valley Prky. Appearances by @ForrestGriffin & other #UFC stars
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"@RobertAbraham @CavemanCoffeeCo how bout from beginning to end you'll be pleasantly distracted from humanitys impending self destruction??
Yo @CavemanCoffeeCo hows this for a new slogan: coffee so good it almost makes you forget what a futile narcissistic endeavor life is
Truth in advertiseing: makes morning suck less
@arielhelwani @ForrestGriffin @RealNickDavis this whole exchange for lack of a better word is, wait for it... Awkward
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But there can be only one winner. Congratulations to @Showtimepettis, the NEXT athlete to appear on the Wheaties box! #wheatiesnext
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Yo @JoeSoto135 I don't know you but great job that is that is what the @ufc is all about. F those extra two rounds
Don't worry I don't waste money on doctors
Did I mention this yet? Oh 5 times well now it's 6
How am I just now realizing I can have my phone call me forrest fucking griffin.
I don't know where this card is going but let's get weird that's what I always say
@Nokusvlke: @ForrestGriffin's cut scenes in @EASPORTSUFC just crack me up!”how do I find those ?
Did I mention no cover cus there in no cover
Weirdest thing about marriage? All the sober sex
Be careful @Jayhieron I've noticed a trend of people w/ the tat "only god can judge" being judged guilty by judges
I admire Putins policy of doing what's best for Russia despite the Russians
Sometimes I lay in bed restlessly, wondering what Trent Reznor is reading, these says
@justknox: @ForrestGriffin You don't like Breaking Bad or what?” Oh if breaking bad is winning nevermind they got it right, carry on
F the Emmys they must have boxing judges deciding this shit
@BlairNucks: @ForrestGriffin haha your videos in the EA sports UFC game are hilarious.” I have no idea what your saying liar
The phrase “Don’t take this the wrong way.” has a zero percent success rate.
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@ForrestGriffin @ufc @ufcfightclub @Showtimepettis You see me huh! Started at 227. I'm at 208 now. Trying to hit 185 by the end! #TeamPettis
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We have a winner! @MegMM86 won @UFCFIT & is in the running for the Dana VIP Grand Prize! 3 spots left! #TeamPettis
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Would somebody make me a bad mother fucker on board bumper sticker. To go with my baby on board bumper sticker
"@ForrestGriffin: “@danawhite: We forgot to tell u how to win this Wheaties contest :0”" Omg hilarious @iluvlar
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@danawhite: We forgot to tell u how to win this Wheaties contest :0
Oh about yesterday I didn't want to lie to you I only had 19 shots of expresso not 22, I didn't want to over do it.
Not trying to brag but I've had 22 shorts of expresso today and still haven't gotten shit done
Congrats @Craan you win the new @EASPORTSUFC! 4 spots left for the Dana VIP Grand Prize! VOTE:
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History can't be made w/out YOU! Keep logging workouts for #TeamPettis to be on Wheaties! Vote
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Through extensive medical research it has been confirmed that beverages containing alcohol do in fact reduce anxiety
What are the weirdest groups out there yes I'm looking for a new cult
Just found out the guy in highschool that said weed isn't a gateway drug in his report on why weed should be legal is a meth head
Fight legend @ForrestGriffin knows exactly which company is best for betting on #UFCDublin tonight! @UFC_UK
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I hope Conor wins tomorrow so I can beat his ass...
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I wish these hotel walls were thinner I can't quit make out what my neighbors argument is about
.@ForrestGriffin looks dashing in a blindfold. He's also a Stout connoisseur I, on the other hand, am not… #UFCDublin
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