Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Michelle
Want to Grow Your
Social Media, Free?
2 new tweeps followed me in the last week. I find relevant people to follow with the #CopyFollowers feature of crowdfireapp.com/?r=tw
Wondering how to grow on twitter? I gained 3 followers in the past week. This is the app: crowdfireapp.com/?r=tw
WHEN PEOPLE ARE SMILING AND THEY TRY TO STOP SMILING BUT THEY CAN'T STOP SMILING DEAR GOD THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THIS WORLD
Retweeted by Michelle
argh fuck everyone @MiaZanotti could have won this show #VoiceResults
That awkward moment when there's a hair in your mouth but you can't find it so you're just like grabbing your tongue, in public
Retweeted by Michelle
the problem with rich people is that i am not one
Retweeted by Michelle
has everything just gotten a lot worse or did i just start paying attention: a novel by me
Retweeted by Michelle
If rather shoot jalapeño juice into my eyes than wake up some mornings
Retweeted by Michelle
I am that girl that will play with the dog at a party
Retweeted by Michelle
don't you guys just love spring? the snow, the freezing temperatures, and cold winds? if we're lucky maybe winter will never fuCKING END AHH
first day of spring and it's snowing... /sigh
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill u fuck u
Retweeted by Michelle
Number crunching for the past week - 2 new followers and 2 unfollowers. Stats via crowdfireapp.com/?r=tw
School was delayed because of freezing rain <3 pic.twitter.com/Buy3LhJIzR
lovin' life right now
I love @falloutboy 's new album! It's super rad
IT'S SO COLD I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS I AM TYPING THIS WITH MY NOSE
Never settle for anything. Settling means you're accepting a low-quality version of a better something that you desire & ultimately deserve.
Retweeted by Michelle
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
Retweeted by Michelle
ewwwww why does my dog have to kill things
Today I choose to see the sunshine.
Retweeted by Michelle
hobbies include: yelling at the tv show i'm watching alone in my apartment because i'm frustrated with the idiots on it
Retweeted by Michelle
When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness. — Malcolm X
the world loves a "fat ass" but is rarely kind to a "fat-ass."
Retweeted by Michelle
When a sentence begins "The unarmed black man was" and ends with "at least six times", the verb in the middle is usually not "hugged".
Retweeted by Michelle
if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u
Retweeted by Michelle
WHY CAN'T YOU EDIT YOUR TWEETS AFTER YOU POST THEM
grr i put something down somewhere and go to look for it five seconds later and i cant remember where it is even if its right in front of me
so sick of being sick :(
I just heard about Robin Williams. Breaks my heart that someone who brought so much joy could be quietly suffering so much pain. RIP
Retweeted by Michelle
An actor/model/sniper would have the best headshots
Retweeted by Michelle
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Retweeted by Michelle
I like to play videos of dogs barking loudly on my speakers just to piss off my dogs.
Retweeted by Michelle
Part of my creative process is to suck for 40+ years.
Retweeted by Michelle
ugh i need to follow more people but help i don't know how to twitter
Uppertype Low cost and free high quality display typefaces. uppertype.net
have an annoying friend? know someone who talks too much? throw them out the window of a car
Retweeted by Michelle
bucky's smokey eye tutorial 1) take eye shadow 2) RUB IT OVER YOUR EYES LIKE IT'S THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES 3) blend
Retweeted by Michelle
Just landed and did the most American thing I could think to do, stuck my dick in a chicken sandwich
Retweeted by Michelle
Light is to your eyes as happiness is to your soul. In darkness, we must search for it if we intend to accurately perceive our lives.
Retweeted by Michelle
I cant compose a tweet to express my feelings. I Love you all so dearly. #mtvteenwolf
Retweeted by Michelle
So proud so honored and so humbled to be a part of @MTVteenwolf. Hoping Ally as touched you as much as she has me. xoxo.
Retweeted by Michelle




Twitter Sign-in
We are going to send you to Twitter to authorize twiends.
Please note that we never tweet or follow people without your permission.
Continue