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Your yearly $60 charge to Infinity Ward is due now in the form of COD Ghosts, a complete re-skin of last years game!
Fuck the Packers.
There is literally zero excuse for pubes anymore, stop it.
Not to brag but I don't need alcohol to talk a bunch of shit or not make any sense
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Yesterday I took a cab to a bus, a bus to a train, a train to a plane, and now I have AIDS.
Hilarious to hear Heat broadcasters refer to Heat fan base as HeatNation. How many people truly care about that team in MIA? Not many.
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Just tried to take a shit out in this cold ass weather. The turd got half way out but then shot right back up in. #6moreweeksofwinter
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Nothing kick starts a day like a cup of coffee that kick starts your dumps!
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Shit late at night are the best. Well second best. Next to day time shits,
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"You know, it's really only ____ o'clock." - assholes today.
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A small Garrett popcorn is too much for one person. But I am eating this whole fucking bag.
Look I hate the TSA as much as the next guy, but apparently not as much as the guy before me.
Wow thanks Chicago History Museum for the Boardwalk Empire spoilers, seriously avoid that place.
I am Nicki Massage I loosen knots up, crack them backs up, help relax 'em.
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Of course I am a photographer have you seen my selfies?
Can't believe TMZ got @weismanjake's reaction to the Jonas Brother's breaking up on film
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I'd 9/11 that vagina