This is what happens when you hire Robert Gibbs and decide you want to make "progressive hamburgers."
Bummer alert: the frog doesn't actually die
Pretty sure those Orcas were trying to figure out how many calories you and the jet-skis were
Call Trump and get him to run, she said
I'll rig the media to help him win the primary, she said
What could go wrong, she said
Breaking: Photo of Russian Ambassador Revealed!
Seriously, just how unremarkable is the Russian ambassador? U.S. lawmakers can’t seem to remember their convos w/ him. (h/t @charlescwcooke
Let me tell you about reverse mortgages...
How can you leave me now Ben Stiller?
It was this guy, wasn't it?
It's a good moment to remember that there is no cloud. #Amazon #S3 #Heroku
Engineers when S3 goes down. #amazon #aws
Carlson should've gotten into falsifiability with this idiot
Put this drunk a-hole under the jail
Protip: be prepared! Have trail mix in your car for emergencies, or in case you run into a llama
A short impression of the many faces of Orson Welles.
Happy National Margarita Day! #BillMaxwellWeek
The U.S. is a republic, not a democracy.
I hope your reporter stuck around.