This is not only how you got Trump, but how you got no moon landings since Apollo.
Apparently food for everyone else is delivered to grocery stores via dirt roads, using oxcarts -- or, for those most unworthy, llamas
"Do you faithfully swear to faithfully defend and warm my seat for a few moments, so help you gawd?"
Just stop it already
@AaronWorthing @KFILE @brianstelter @jaketapper @CNN @realDonaldTrump
EXCELLENT THREAD, URGE ALL READ. Thank you for writing a concise, easy to read legal explanation of #CNNBackmail #CCN #CNNextortion
reserve the right to lie about threatening 15 year old kids on the internet at any time.
Kaczynski is semi-sentient turd.
CNN extorts amateur satirist who made video tweeted by Trump: if you make fun of us again we will harm you archive.is/o7izm#selectio…
CNN just committed a crime violating § 135.60 of the New York criminal code "coercion" codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/p…
It's astounding that he can come up with such ideas yet still have enough brain power left over for autonomic functions like breathing.
What I find stunning is that a professional couch sitter and low-rent Ed McMahon can't recognize a cartoony joke.
how dare he use native americans for a photo op
This tweeter has not aged well
VIDEO: Lilly Graham reacts to Trump's latest tweet
When you have to pin it to your profile...
When someone is compelled to retweet every @ message they get as long as it's a complement
EXCLUSIVE: Sources confirm Putin and Trump are fans of Rube Goldberg!
Your sources are trolling. Much easier ways to pass intel than to fly two armed jets within five feet of each other. Laughably stupid idea.
When your crazy meter and your stupid meter get broken in one tweet
Hey has the Marshal of the Supreme Court made any arrests yet in the alternate reality Louise Mensch lives in?
When all you know is the groupthink of NY and LA
If you wear contacts while covering an election the candidate can't break your glasses