Now on my bucket list: use the phrase "blistering barnacles" at least once
This is because Glenn Beck didn't fast this time, isn't it
"If this stunt doesn't get my candidate to win, I don't know what will"
That moment when you realize God probably doesn't care about your fasting
Kasich's face says pineapple but his lips say lemon @DoubleEagle49
How drunk do we think Lindsey Graham is right now?
When some anonbore on twitter thinks it knowz all about polticz and is determined to cram it down your throat
Here, have an ear worm to bug you for a few days
Highlights from Hillary's victory speech youtube.com/watch?v=DKk-Tz… @jessepstein
Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies youtube.com/watch?v=e5Hkuh… @BenHowe
Hey @LizMair @NathanWurtzel
tell us all how you thought this ad was going to help Cruz.
And not Kasich.
The whole Jeb! campaign was the "Gigli" of political campaigns.
Social-justice-warrior scolding won't convince the people they need to convince. So inept.
Eh I finally got around to watching this. Big failure of an ad.
"Irish, Scottish, British, whatevz, the rubes in Kansas don't know"
- Disney casting director, 1960
I bet once a year Sean Connery feels a white hot flash of shame over this
sniffly thank you for supporting me but if you're against ocare you obviously don't know the bible & going to hell
Sniff sniffly sniff sniff did you hear that I have mailman dna sniff it's right there in the bible sniff