I'm not a doctor, but I suspect prions
1st ep of "Legends" centers around protecting Einstein because he "built the atomic bomb." Problem: he didn't. Who's writing this crap?
I didn't think it was possible to be worse than Season 1, but Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 was even dumber.
These things are no bigger than cats.
Bill O'Reilly getting the news
Mr. Bean (D) misses 50% threshold in GA special election, now has to go into a runoff. Expect hilarious comedic hijiinks!
The original Smokey and the Bandit didn't play well with test audiences, had to do reshoot of entire film from scratch
"Not even I, the all powerful hypnotoad, can make Chelsea Clinton a thing."
Our long national nightmare is almost over
Oh and by the way this was back in 2007
When they make the movie based on the @united
de-accommodation they must cast @WilliamShatner
Oh and FYI: he was on the phone with his lawyer, sitting in his seat, when he "fell."
Actual video of an #unitedAIRLINES
gate employee convincing a paying passenger to give up their seat to an employee. #united #flight3411
When you go to a club w/someone who loves dancing but you're not in the mood
He killed them all, and no files will be against him, and that's a good thing.
Self driving bike from Google
Sitting here working, suddenly realized I'd never heard the full song "Who Let The Dogs Out" -just its refrain.
Great, another cure for insomnia in the pipeline
This is what happens when you hire Robert Gibbs and decide you want to make "progressive hamburgers."
Bummer alert: the frog doesn't actually die
Pretty sure those Orcas were trying to figure out how many calories you and the jet-skis were
Call Trump and get him to run, she said
I'll rig the media to help him win the primary, she said
What could go wrong, she said