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Film Ladd
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Hillary embraces an every-day Iowan while on the road.
Against his lawyer's advice, he accepted a handshake deal. Never saw a dime from that shady producer's movie.
Listen Zilla, I don't give a damn what your thetan levels are, I'm the director here and we do it my way.
He never got over his failed attempt at an off-broadway revival of "Barefoot In the Park"
He tried to blame it on bad craft services sushi, but everyone smelled the jack daniels on his breath that morning.
Rather than age gracefully, he went to Burt Reynold's plastic surgeon. Said it was the worst mistake of his career.
It wasn't until the 60's that he managed to hit his marks without looking down.
Don't look now Bob, but the studio spy is on set, he's right behind you
They told craft services not to serve sake but noooooo
"I don't care what anyone says, Charles Laughton was an unprofessional asshole"
Hey I can get you into that Bryan Singer pool party if you want, just say the word, but don't tell yer parents
They were devastated to learn that reptiles and mammals couldn't have children.
For cripesakes Harry why are you always shooting him on his good side and getting me on my bad??
Translation: "That's not funny"
Bad Santa? Try Worst Santa Ever
Despite their obvious differences in background, they bonded over their similar tastes in architecture.
Look, damnit, to even it out I'll get you both chocolate mints for your trailers. Can we get back to work now?
Audiences just had a hard time adjusting to a rendition of "Tiny Bubbles" in such a high-pitched voice.
The big problem with doing entire movies completely nude: where to hide the radio microphone?