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Exquisite Thoughts
Don't you open up that window
Hot dogs are for peasants
I only fuck you when it's half past five The only time I'd ever call you mine
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so why practice?
Drake the type of nigga to make eye contact with you through the crack in a bathroom stall
Spend time making memories, not just having fun
Views From The 6ix 🍁 @ Mornelle
The awkward moment when everyone is talking during the class but the teacher only hears your voice.
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Those who mind don't matter, those who matter don't mind.
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.
Forgot an assignment and need to email it? Change the date on your computer system and send it.
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam !
I hate watching an episode a week, I'm more of a season a day kinda person.
Reasons why I stop replying: 1. I'm busy 2. you're boring 3. I'm mad 4. you replied with one word 5. I'm on instagram 6. I'm eating
if u knew me in 8th grade im so sorry
when I'm on the phone with my mom: me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: bye me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok
One man can change the world 🎢
Realistically, people have too much free time to be worrying about the colour of an ugly scrap.
I don't drink too much. I know the bud-wiser.
If you tell the truth, it becomes part of your past. If you lie, it becomes part of your future. @…
The fact that I even stopped to take a picture before inhaling this is a miracle Scrumptious Tuna…
Twitter is so waste lol
When Bae Blesses πŸ”₯ @ Christmas οΏ½
Bout to pass this exam... Not
Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
me in high school: omg cant wait for university me in university: cant wait for retirement
Happy Thanksgiving πŸ”βœŒοΈ
Sometimes I forget twitter exists

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