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Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning.
me in high school: omg cant wait for university me in university: cant wait for retirement
Happy Thanksgiving šŸ”āœŒļø
Sometimes I forget twitter exists
44% of people in your class or lecture will not be successful in life.
Hey. Hey you. Have a good day.
Cigarettes are legal and weed is illegal because the government needs to make their money.
Has anyone actually ever had their hands dried by a hand drier in the bathroom.
dear autocorrect; at no point have i ever mean't the term "ducking"
If you can say these four words fast without getting tongue tied you're a genius: 1: Eye, 2: Yam, 3: Stew, 4: Peed.
Alright take this in: you are alive šŸ™Œ
Ever notice how all the thoughts in the world come to mind when you are trying to sleep?
#iphone 6 and 6s soooooo ugly ahahahhahaha they stole samsungs design!
Pitbull ruins every song he touches.
That awkward moment when you forget twitter exists
I hate when im ignoring someone but they dont text me or anything so they dont even know that iā€™m ignoring them...
I really don't care about the party. I only came for free food and the free booze.
I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents.
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's cold like why you gotta play me like that.
I sing too much for someone who cant sing
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
1992: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood. 2014: He died of thirst.
Even if I had a million reasons to leave, I would still look for one to stay.
Don't give up on what you believe in. Because quitting never accomplishes anything but wasted time.
Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.
RT if you hate stupid people who dont know the difference between your and you're
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled with my mouse wheel.