The great Kurt Vonnegut writes to some students with an assignment: bit.ly/1g71pyc
They're blasting 10,000 Maniacs at the Des Moines airport if any 39 year old women want to swing by & get fingered.
7 Tips From Ernest Hemingway on How to Write Fiction. #1: "To get started, write one true sentence." cultr.me/13afNuZ
Oh, don't act like you've never done anything for a discount burrito.
Plus that way all I have to put on is a hat/sunglasses. You can't prove Walt doesn't have a granny playing beer pong shirt in his closet.
That was not an ad. I really am that sad.
I know that dressing up as Heisenberg tonight isn't original, but keep in mind I'm only doing it for the $3 Chipotle burrito.
No one is "similar to me" on twitter, don't believe them. Okay, maybe Ryan Gosling, since we're both at the top of everyone's fuck lists.
fuck HDR photos. they don't just look fake, they look BAD fake.
You read it on the internet, so it's true. Check snopes.
Fact: Not a single murder has ever been perpetrated by an individual in flip flops.
If you ever find yourself walking down a street alone with a stranger close behind and hear the sound of flip flops, you are totally safe.
The most intense episode of Breaking Bad I've seen so far was also the most subdued. "Fly" is nerve racking, funny, and brilliant.
If this doesn't make you want to be a better human being, you may just be a hopeless prick. mentalfloss.com/article.php?id…
Watch "Red Shirley," Lou Reed’s Short Documentary on His Fascinating 100-Year-Old Cousin (2010) cultr.me/1azGrUS
"There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly."
R. Buckminster Fuller
I mean look, you're reading this right now, so things can't be that great. The internet is full of stuff and this is where you landed. Yeah.
Because, let's face it, the rest of your day will probably either be average or just plain suck. Force feed yourself what joy you can.
Step outside. Listen to a song. Read a chapter. Call the friend who makes you shit yourself w/ laughter. Find a goddamn reason to be happy.
Clear your mind of that thing you need to do next. Just sit and absorb life for a minute. pic.twitter.com/BjB05rIOm7
new animated documentary by michel gondry: 'is the man who is tall happy?' a conversation with noam #chomsky youtube.com/watch?v=d9c4xJ… #film
Here's that picture of Lou kissing Bowie that you needed pic.twitter.com/M8Xm9kbGtg
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who use this analogy and those who don't.
Goodnight Lou. Wherever you are. And thanks.
I know who is providing the exclusive soundtrack to my writing tonight.
Six second screenwriting lessons. No. 56 (Lou Reed edition) Featuring @GaryGulman
. #sixsecondscreenwriting vine.co/v/hDuMruqFa3a
Watch "Rock and Roll Heart," a 1998 Documentary That Retraces the Remarkable Career of Lou Reed: cultr.me/ZWDDem
Mr LOU REED had himself a dream: Velvet the underground & change the music scene. Now he's up & gone away. #RIP
Lou Reed, an un-Perfect Day.
as a young boy, i first saw america through the eyes of lou reed. thank you, and rest well sir.
I've listened to at least one Lou Reed song almost every day for the past 29 years. From Velvets to his New York album to Magic & Loss. RIP.
I've been waiting for My man, and now I have him. #RIPLouReed
Rest in peace, Lou. There will never be another.
The word crumpet is criminally underused.
You're watching a man procrastinate. Okay bye.
Ah, the endless struggle to achieve one's goals to do or create something meaningful in the face of life's far less rewarding distractions.
That's always a sign that the writing is good (or seems like it) and revealing something new and exciting to you. I live for - SQUIRREL!
Normally writing is like pulling teeth, but right now experiencing a rare moment of bliss. So, naturally, I decided to tweet about it. #ADD
Growing up poor changes children’s brains and may even shorten their lives thkpr.gs/1ic22TS
Lawrence Kasdan's Handwritten Screenplay for "The Empire Strikes Back", 1980 pic.twitter.com/4i4NUvWaGD
"Most beautiful suicide". Evelyn McHale jumped from the Empire State, and landed on a car, as if she was asleep. 1947 pic.twitter.com/ryPNN6iOQl