Looking forward to @philsales
forthcoming blog 'will.i.aint', which archives people who could be, but are not, will.i.am
Had a great time playing @SynergyLive
Capetown last night. Also had a 4m great white shark ram its face through our cage. Awesome day.
This seems like a good morning to cage dive with some sharks. With @E_E_
Very thankful to be in South Africa. Never dreamed music would take me places like this. fb.me/1479kg6mh
Very thankful to be in South Africa. Never dreamed music would take me places like this.
I've been censored by @philsales
for racial reasons
Who remembers when @philsales
bowled into Dunstable and burned £4.50 with a Lynx can like it was nothing?
Just to clarify I'm playing in Capetown SA tomorrow at @SynergyLive
and in Johannesburg on Sunday
'Painkillers & Pina Colada: The @philsales
Touchdown in Capetown, already amazed, worth the 24 hours travel via Chicago.
Flying to Capetown for @SynergyLive
this weekend. @philsales
accompanying for operation punch a shark during a cage dive
Pretty sure the Royal Family, UK politics and @madeon
Nigella Lawson in 'rich person loves cocaine' shocker. How does this surprise people? EDM would collapse in on itself without copious beak.
Certain I keep slipping a disc in my back. This all started when I tried to catch a keg of Guinness 10 years ago. Always alcohol involved.
Love Is All I Got on made in chelsea, you've made it
Great fun playing the Toronto #XboxOneLaunch
last night, good to see @whoszed
also. Now piecing my head back together...
i just made a graffiti of you, check it out! pic.twitter.com/RdPLIxLV1M
I think I am the only R8 driver in the London area running 'Learner' plates though. So far three people have shouted 'what a cunt/the fuck'
The accelerating walkway in Toronto airport was my week highlight so far. Low point was repairing my car after I smacked it over a curb.
Also coming out the cave for two DJ shows in South Africa for @SynergyLive
; Cape Town & Johannesburg, next weekend.
About to head to Toronto for @XboxCanada
's big launch tomorrow. Been a while since I looked into consoles, excited to see what's new.
How about a night in Megan's Foxhole?
Swore I would never put one of these on. Hai guys. fb.me/3afRDTD5f
'10 generic links every Buzzfeed fan drains Jon's life force with.'
Up on the Facebook HQ wall with David Choe & prog rock legends the Backstreet Boys. Being tall good for wall space. fb.me/34NPhOXu7
Up on the Facebook HQ wall with David Choe & prog rock legends the Backstreet Boys. Being tall good for wall space.
Right, here at Facebook HQ London for some Q&A. Ask me anything on my FB and I'll try and get it answered. LETS GO! fb.me/32etcpa9U
Right, here at Facebook HQ London for some Q&A. Ask me anything on my FB and I'll try and get it answered. LETS GO!
Having said that I think pigs' intelligence means they get the worst deal. Halal meat is impossible to defend in my opinion though.
Want to know more about my food. Watched a lot of Abattoir video and documentary. Some a relief, some disturbing. Rabbits a low point.
Heading to Facebook HQ today at 4.30pm GMT / 11.30am EST to do some Q&A stuff on here. This time the Facebook gods... fb.me/P5Ss53MH
A unanimous vote for more.
If you knew KFC executed their chickens with dynamite, would you be more or less inclined to order?
Here are some things I said at 5am:
talks "plastic rockstars" in EDM, inspirations & crazy stories from the road. pulseradio.net/articles/2013/…
There are fields Neo, endless fields - where chickens are no longer born. They are grown.
Right, I have a lot of new music, which I'm finishing up this month. Going to do 2 Feed Me EPs; one around... fb.me/ZIFOUEDd
I lied in all my interviews. I was in fact inspired to write my own music by the 2000 rom-com smash 'Coyote Ugly'.
The reason for that is I have the only ones that've been made I guess. Now in talks about building on this for next year.
I love triangles. Apparently I'm the only idiot who does when it comes to LED though, because googling it just gets references to my show...
Just heard our Prime Minister talking described as a 'hiss of air from a steadily deflating pink condom' which I'd tend to agree on.
I know this because I've stolen a few artists bottles off the stage and been disappointed.
If you see that Beatport DJ swigging that giant Grey Goose bottle on stage, I can testify first hand it was full of water.
out of concrete in school woodwork class! pic.twitter.com/qcBDaSOAKh
Fall asleep. Miss stop. End up in St Albans. Meet @feedme #everyCloud
Learnt a huge amount from the original 'Transformers: The Movie' (1987) soundtrack, which I still love. Hilarious but amazing.