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@fakingnews RR's motto should be:: "Sreesanth ke saath bhi, Sreesanth ke baad bhi" !!!
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Rajasthan Royals are proving that even batsmen can fix matches.
Sachin Baby's coach is Ramakant Bieber.
Song for the night: मुजरिम न कहना मुझे लोगों, मुजरिम तो सारा ज़माना है। पकड़ा गया वो चोर है, जो बच गया वो सयाना है - श्रीसंत चक्रवर्ती
Someone told me "Watch The Newshour", and I took my Tata Sky remote and selected "Entertainment" under program guide in a hurry. #TrueStory
CBI officer investigating coal scam caught taking bribe. Now waiting for some Delhi police officer caught betting on IPL matches.
Cricket to do away with bowlers to stop spot-fixing, Pakistan protests fakingnews.com/2013/05/bowler… #rerun #spotfixing
This over is fixed. Azhar Mahmood is not wearing the underwear he wore in the last over.
BCCI to give 50% of the revenue earned in IPL-6 to #Sreesanth for improving its TRP my.fakingnews.com/2013/05/16/bcc… #spotfixing (by @i_Psycho) #rerun
BREAKING: Bowlers to be replaced with bowling machines to stop fixing in cricket fakingnews.com/2013/05/bowler… #spotfixing
शिल्पा शेट्टी यूपी बिहार लूटने में रह गई. श्रीसंत उनको लुट गया. #spotfixing
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“Did we stop following politics?” India responds to corruption in cricket #SpotFixing
BCCI will sell messenger rights for IPL season 7. @WhatsApp is getting publicity without paying for it @fakingnews
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Katju appeals for pardon for Sreesanth ‘as he helped India win T20 World Cup’ my.fakingnews.com/2013/05/16/kat… (by @ObsoleteVodka)
Delhi Police may have fixed the IPL by timing the arrests to help some teams @fakingnews
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I like Lalit Modi's arguments. During his tenure, IPL auctions were fixed but matches were not.
I'm typing this tweet while wearing a towel. #TweetFixing
RT if you love corruption.
Competition. RT @s4sukhdeep: why are politicians worried about spot fixing in cricket? :-/
#Sreesanth agreed to #SpotFixing as he needed money to pay for a job in Indian Railways.
+Kapil Sibal RT @Funny_Leone: "Thanks Sreesanth for taking the limelight from me" - Yusuf Pathan
fakingnews.com/2013/02/dog-un… MT @india_review: I don't understand the dogs are man's best friend crap..they are in it for the free food man..
Deeply disappointed with Lalit Modi's non-controversial tweets on #SpotFixing
Today's Star Plus "Nayi Soch" award would be given to Sreesanth for using Whats app for #SpotFixing
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Lovely names coming up. RT @timesnow: Delhi police arrests Tikku Mandi, one of the biggest bookie in the capital
Breaking: BCCI to give 50% of the revenue earned in IPL-6 to Sreesanth. #SpotFixing @fakingnews my.fakingnews.com/2013/05/16/bcc…
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Suraj Thakur is a fixer. RT @timesnow: Spot fixing codes - Take out locket, remove shirt, put on your towel: Delhi Police Commissioner
Sly tweet at Lalit Modi. RT @htTweets: The mastermind is sitting abroad, but I wont tell: Delhi Police chief
The first person Sreesanth followed on Twitter is MS Dhoni. #OMGfacts #NotFakingNews
#FamilyMeans #Sreesanth and Jiju Janardhan coming together for #SpotFixing
This press conference is fixed. The commissioner will blink his eyes thrice at 15:23:45 minutes
I hope the Delhi Police commissioner breaks into Jumping Jepang steps at the end of this presser. #SpotFixing
Match fix karo toh kirpa aane lagegi: Nirmal Baba to Sreesanth fakingnews.com/2012/03/fix-th… #JusticeForSreesanth
Fix this match to stop communal forces from coming to power: bookie to Sreesanth. #JusticeForSreesanth
Yes, Delhi is the place to be if you are accused of corruption. RT @abpnewstv #Sreesanth brought to Delhi by police: Reports
Like Kapil Sibal, Sreesanth should also shout "you are corrupt too" twitter.com/fakingnews/sta…
Nonsense. It has to be a nephew. RT @timesnow: One of the arrested bookie Jiju Janardhan is a cousin of Sreesanth
Sreesanth should be pardoned as he once offered his cheeks to Bhajji, thereby reviving the message of Mahatma Gandhi ~ Katju #SpotFixing
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Shilpa Shetty: Why did you do it Sree? Our team lost! Sreesanth: Haar kar jeetne wale ko hi Baazigar kahte hain.
IPL has not been fair to #Sreesanth: slapped, told to shut up, his IPL team scrapped, and now #SpotFixing. Enough! #JusticeForSreesanth
Flash: White goat found at Sreesanth's house. It's dancing.
Desperately waiting for Lalit Modi to tweet that this #SpotFixing is a conspiracy by Rajiv Shukla to malign RR
Sreesanth proves that he was not a caged parrot like others.
BREAKING: Sreesanth suspended by BCCI for not following the official process for #SpotFixing
Trust Pawar. RT @ANI_news: BCCI should take very stern actions against these three-Sharad Pawar on IPL #SpotFixing
"Sirf ek maara?" Anna Hazare on Sreesanth being slapped by Harbhajan. #CricketCorruption
BREAKING: BJP to hold Chintan Shivir to find new ways of losing another election fakingnews.com/2013/05/bjp-to…
BREAKING: UPA launches ad campaign to increase awareness about the identity of Indian PM fakingnews.com/2013/05/upa-la… (by @GappistanRadio)