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Hodor: adamwarrock.com/?p=3253 #Hodor
  25 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  23 Apr
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  22 Apr
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Balcony: noun. "The balcony is closed."
  5 Apr
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We'd like to wish Roger Ebert, an early supporter who wrote the introduction for our book, a happy transition. ow.ly/jIpD8
  3 Apr
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  1 Apr
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Romeo Indigo Oscar. Her Name. Romeo Indigo Oscar
  1 Apr
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  1 Apr
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  1 Apr
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  1 Apr
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  1 Apr
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ATENCION, ATENCION
  1 Apr
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"Those poor rapists" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"He/She's not the only one." as first sentence in second graf of a feature story #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"Friend Zone" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"We regret the error" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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Literally any word you have seen on Tumblr #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"Tuesday" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"Sadly passed away" (replace with #YOLO) #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"ska enthusiast" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"Lena Dunham" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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"Timberlakeian" #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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Today we will be publishing a list of words you should no longer use in any publication. Adjust stylebooks accordingly. #ForbiddenPhrases
  25 Mar
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Inform your readers that this is the first meeting of the College of Cardinals since Delta House was put on Double Secret Probation.
  5 Mar
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By no means confuse "sequestration" for "Seacrestation."
  1 Mar
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CORREX: "Husband" or "wife" is correct in all references to married same-sex individuals. Hetero couples are now "Brood Unit 1 and 2."
  21 Feb
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As a service to many of your readers, run a special column highlighting the weather forecast for the Friend Zone.
  14 Feb
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To commemorate the true meaning of Valentine's Day, why not publish photos of your staff's favorite beheadings?
  14 Feb
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Avoid unfortunate typos: remember the lessons of The New York Times, whose "Valencrime's Day" message in 1985 resulted in mass looting.
  14 Feb
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You may dub the serial murderer shooting locals through the heart with arrows the "Cupid killer," but include a disclaimer.
  14 Feb
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Don't fucking call it "Love Day," Jesus Christ.
  14 Feb
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This day only it is acceptable to dot every lowercase I with a heart. Make it count.
  14 Feb
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Remember that "just the tip" is a sentence fragment and should be avoided.
  14 Feb
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Avoid using "husband" or "wife" in reference to same-sex married couples; instead use "roommates" or "confirmed co-bachelors."
  13 Feb
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It is acceptable to quote anonymous sources on the Te'o story as long as they don't exist.
  17 Jan
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As it always has, our hand moves through history unseen. ow.ly/gBL9b
  7 Jan
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You can stop running that response to Virginia's letter about Santa. She's probably dead by now.
  21 Dec 12
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Christmas is the one time a year when you're explicitly allowed to print stories that lie to children. Don't waste it.
  20 Dec 12
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Cheer up the beleaguered editor in your life for like two minutes with our book, WRITE MORE GOOD, in print or on Kindle ow.ly/gemER
  19 Dec 12
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The plural of "Christmas" is "Christsmas."
  19 Dec 12
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Referring to him as "Good king" Wenceslas may be seen as an official endorsement of a human rights violating regime.
  18 Dec 12
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Be sure to emphasize the true reason for the season: helping retailers and corporations close that crucial fourth quarter.
  18 Dec 12
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When reporting on the success of the "Elf on a Shelf" fad, be careful not to compromise the location or identity of any Elven agents.
  17 Dec 12
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Be tasteful in titling your Christmas stories. "Christmas: The Altamont of Family Gatherings" is probably not appropriate.
  17 Dec 12

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