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A̷̡͢L̡̛L̷͝ ̸H͡͝Ą̴I̸̵L͢͟͜ SO͜͠R̷͜͏Ĺ͜AC̴͘ ͠HÈ͜ ̨W̛͟H̷̛́O̕͜͞ ́Ẃ̸͘A̵LĶS͢͝ BE͟T͏W̷̨̢E͜E͠N ͏̷ŢH͏E̷͝ ̀PAR̕AG̷͠R̶̷͝A͟P̧̀͏HS̨͝͡
Your document will be saved. You will not be saved. S̨OŖ̷͜L̶̛A͞C͟͡
To know Śor̨la͠c͏,͠ is to experience the existential terror of subscription-based internet newsstand price models. Do not resist.
To look into the face of S̨o̶rlac͡ is to tempt madness, in much the same way as when one sees the construction "had went."
BEHOLD THE COMING OF S̷̛͞͠O҉̀R̡̡̕͟Ļ̴̷͟Á̧͜͡C͡, AND WEEP AT HIS HORRIFYING BEAUTY. Also, avoid run-on sentences.
To avoid typos, regularly sacrifice a lifestyles editor in the name of S̨o̶rlac͡ and place his beating heart atop your keyboard.
Use the inverted pyramid format to signify the banishment of reason in the coming Age of Sorrows. S̵̬͍͙̯͈͈̞O͏̶̳͎͇̬͕R̠Ļ̝̭̦͔̩̜̻Ḁ͖͈͞ͅC͠͏̘̟͉
Once your draft is complete, take back one paragraph to honor S̨o̶rlac͡, whose article it is.
Wet your quill in the red ink of your heart's blood. Today we invoke and appease Śor̨la͠c͏,͠ t͘he̢ Gram҉mar ̷Dev͡i͢l͢.
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