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can i get paid to sleep like honestly i deserve it
"what state do you live in?" constant anxiety
"I heard some shit about you"
person: have you ever ran a marathon me: yeah person: which one me: a movie one
*on phone* Mom: Did you take the chicken out the freezer? Me: Yes. *hangs up*
i spend all day looking forward to go to bed again
people think i'm quiet lol nah i'm just observing... figuring out your weaknesses to destroy you later in life
im either the funniest person to text or the most boring there is no in between
i only accept apologies in cash
Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot
I live in a town that everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave
Me and my friends posing for an Instagram picture
When I tweet something funny and get no retweets or favorites
It’s all fun and games until you check your bank statement
back to school commercials got me like
I want a relationship like this
that feeling when your pillows are perfect and comfortable makes life worth living
When your friends do something without you
The "ignoring each other" game can turn into "never hearing from me again" game reaaalllll fast
if u listen closely u can hear no one giving a shit about u
"lol" isn't a reply and I am not obligated to reply back or be held responsible to keep the convo alive with that kind of effort
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
i hate remembering good times that i had with people who ended up being really shitty to me
trying to get my life together like
Making decisions with your friends
Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times
do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness
Im eating just in case i get hungry later
Things I Miss About My Childhood: ✔ No problems ✔ No hates ✔ No shames ✔ No stress ✔ No heartbreaks ✔ No school ✔ Life was easier
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
How girls work 101, you're welcome
ahh today was perfect i was in bed and did nothing
shoutout to the friends that still like me all two of you
When someone gives me directions to their house and I get lost
if you ever need nothing im here for you
don’t worry password, im insecure too
mood; feel like sleeping for five years
*goes back to school after a long break* how do i hold a pen
“what’s your favorite position in bed?” near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
My "I'm fine" game is strong
more pizza, less problems
*logs into a social network*
my sleep schedule is so screwed up
When my friend is drunk and wants to talk to their ex

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