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Im eating just in case i get hungry later
Things I Miss About My Childhood: ✔ No problems ✔ No hates ✔ No shames ✔ No stress ✔ No heartbreaks ✔ No school ✔ Life was easier
i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
How girls work 101, you're welcome
ahh today was perfect i was in bed and did nothing
shoutout to the friends that still like me all two of you
When someone gives me directions to their house and I get lost
if you ever need nothing im here for you
don’t worry password, im insecure too
mood; feel like sleeping for five years
*goes back to school after a long break* how do i hold a pen
“what’s your favorite position in bed?” near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
My "I'm fine" game is strong
more pizza, less problems
*logs into a social network*
my sleep schedule is so screwed up
When my friend is drunk and wants to talk to their ex
That moment when your phone doesn’t have signal, and you’re like
When life's hard but you're trying to be healthy
3 things that stress me out: • hot days • annoying people • standing close to annoying people on hot days
when bae tells u that ur cute but u know ur hella ugly af
how is 2015 already halfway over?
Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money
It's a bird, it's a plane... nope. It's hovercat
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
Love is an open door
Anyone else have those moments?
do u ever feel yourself drifting away from people who mean everything to you
i hate when people remind me of shit i dont wanna remember
Doctor: "Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?" Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
i broke up with my gym we were just not working out
When your mom calls you to come eat but the foods not ready yet
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
don’t fall in love. fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
whenever I step on the scale
do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed
dream date: take me to the mall give me $2000 leave
but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago
a book written about my life
"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me” - me every time I meet someone
when you’re too drunk to leave the bathroom so you pass out on the toilet
havin a convo with my EX...
I WILL LOOK FOR YOU I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
i wanna respect everybody's opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible




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