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im like 104% tired
5 days of school, 2 days of weekend, 10 months for school, 2 months for summer. Who divided this up??
Brilliant ways to get revenge on your cheating Ex…
I'm a smart person. I just do stupid things.
If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
It's that point in the school year when you just stop caring what you look like
peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to spain, i love spain
If i ever show you a picture on my phone, don't swipe left, don't swipe right... Just look
20 days till Valentine's Day & 334 days till Christmas And then I'm asking myself what I'm going to drink on New Year's 2016
Boyfriend has 9 letters, but then again so does alcoholll.
I can't believe Google is cocky enough to start guessing after one letter.
Girls who talk in a annoying whiny baby voice.... Why just why
50 shades of not looking forward to today.
we’ve made eye contact at least twice this month just date me already
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i'm exhausted.
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
Ways to die: Steal my food...
Me and my bestfriends can communicate just with face expressions.
i may seem quiet but i'm actually just figuring out your weakness to destroy u later in life
home is where you fully understand how the shower works
microwaves should have a “dont make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making pizza rolls at 4 am again" option
do u ever take a good pic of urself and use it for everything & then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually the worst pic ever
Once in a while, someone amazing will come into your life. And here I am!
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
removing emojis from someone’s name bc they don’t mean shit to u anymore
Whatever, ill date myself.
"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea" What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma
do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k
"stop thinking about it" wow thank u I am cured u should write a book
I'm so happy people can't hear what I'm thinking
Sometimes I will just get annoyed with people randomly. Like I don't even have a real reason but their presence just bothers me
I walked into my sister’s room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby trap.
i love when ppl try and hurt my feelings bc i have none lmao
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer with confidence
me: *gets anxious* me: chill me: *gets jealous* me: chill me: *overthinks* me: chill me: *gets clingy* me: chill
I don't care if it's 4 A.M. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up
i'm stuck somewhere between emotional and emotionless.
BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND, everything has an end, except for famILY.
The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with
wish i was simple and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
One mistake and everyone judges you.
I have a job crushing soft drink cans. It's soda pressing.
3 words, 8 letters = Go to hell