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When my friend is drunk and wants to talk to their ex
That moment when your phone doesn’t have signal, and you’re like
When life's hard but you're trying to be healthy
3 things that stress me out: • hot days • annoying people • standing close to annoying people on hot days
when bae tells u that ur cute but u know ur hella ugly af
how is 2015 already halfway over?
Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money
It's a bird, it's a plane... nope. It's hovercat
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
do u ever feel yourself drifting away from people who mean everything to you
i hate when people remind me of shit i dont wanna remember
Doctor: "Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?" Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
i broke up with my gym we were just not working out
When your mom calls you to come eat but the foods not ready yet
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
don’t fall in love. fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed
dream date: take me to the mall give me $2000 leave
but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago
"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me” - me every time I meet someone
when you’re too drunk to leave the bathroom so you pass out on the toilet
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
i wanna respect everybody's opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
When you and your cat aren't on good terms
I cant stand people who play victim all the time
If you're a 90's kid this was your life after school
me? jealous of you? lol not in this lifetime bitch
sometimes i wish i could delete people
When you're trying to fit all your drunk friends in the car
walking into an exam you haven’t studied for
I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much
how do i get a billion dollars by lying in bed doing nothing
Summer is the only thing on my mind right now
That moment when you both realize you hate the same person

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