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I wish i could have experience summer in the 50s
Everything I like is illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.
Twitter Taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two
Okay = not mad Ok = mad K = mad af
Dear ladies , When you post nearly naked pictures on social networks . You no longer are viewed as a woman.. More like a piece of meat
Have you ever written, or received, an angry note. if so, you've got to see these. You'll be ROFL…
I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends
Bitches can't run for 5 minutes but want 2 hours of sex
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently
my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve"
i think its so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me dont pretend to be something ur not
I hate when ppl ask u “do you drink?” like of course i drink i have water every day & when i wanna loosen up a lil bit ill have a juice box
I’ll just watch one: Episode Epison Epason Eason Season
She texted me: “Your adorable.” I replied: “No. YOU’RE adorable.” Now she thinks I like her. All I did was point out her typo
me trying to get a handle on my life
when people compliment me its like wow are you being for real like bless you and your family i hope all your dreams come true amen
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
I love knowing something I'm not supposed to know.
if u listen closely u can hear no one giving a shit about u
There r 2 types of single ppl -desperately wants to be in a relationship -desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible im both
"truth or dare" "truth" "what's your credit card number"
i wonder how my friends describe me to people who havent met me before
looking back at pictures of me in eighth grade make me wanna cry
I hate going out when my phone isn't fully charged
RT if you think your country needs this too!
do u ever leave ur phone for like an hour and expect to come back to like 60 texts but u get none yeah same
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me.
Lighten up! You already have ebola. Just make the best of it!…
When you check your phone as soon as you wake up...
This whole “school” thing is getting really old
Females over 5'10 on twitter talking about "I need a boyfriend" no you need to pick up a basketball and work on your mid range jumper
Guys get screwed over once & never trust girls again. Girls get screwed over & keep chasing after the same type of guy. Where's the logic?
i wish my love life is just like those in anime.
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
*trying to study* oh what a beautiful ceiling
Looking back at the past and realizing what a fucking idiot you were
pizza won't divorce you pizza won't betray you pizza won't cheat on you pizza won't fight with you why don't people just marry pizza
*girl gets to heaven* god: remember when you only straightened your bangs and left the rest curly?
my way of flirting is basically insulting you.
Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.
Anyone ever wake up at the middle of the night and drank water like it came out of God's personal pool?
Does anyone else have that one girl at school that acts like she runs the place and no one likes her except like two of her friends?
i dont do well with 'hints' either tell me what you want, or shut the fuck up