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do u ever feel yourself drifting away from people who mean everything to you
i hate when people remind me of shit i dont wanna remember
Doctor: "Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?" Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
i broke up with my gym we were just not working out
When your mom calls you to come eat but the foods not ready yet pic.twitter.com/5FdNcHVrlz
maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
don’t fall in love. fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed
dream date: take me to the mall give me $2000 leave
but mom i cleaned my room that one time a few years ago
"please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me” - me every time I meet someone
when you’re too drunk to leave the bathroom so you pass out on the toilet pic.twitter.com/dQPB0DjfPS
I WILL LOOK FOR YOU I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU pic.twitter.com/kkz4TOMovG
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
i wanna respect everybody's opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
When you and your cat aren't on good terms pic.twitter.com/f6eoaDuxAz
I cant stand people who play victim all the time
If you're a 90's kid this was your life after school pic.twitter.com/301PHXQ226
me? jealous of you? lol not in this lifetime bitch
sometimes i wish i could delete people
When you're trying to fit all your drunk friends in the car pic.twitter.com/etkvu7QK54
walking into an exam you haven’t studied for pic.twitter.com/uw5TvZDT3p
I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much I think too much
how do i get a billion dollars by lying in bed doing nothing
Summer is the only thing on my mind right now
That moment when you both realize you hate the same person pic.twitter.com/lsee30X1JW
sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didnt do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life
Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!
Million dollar idea: Wifi bracelets, so you can wear them anywhere and have a connection.
sometimes i wish i were a nicer person but then i laugh and continue my day
People are so predictable, like I bet you're reading this tweet right now.
Trying to get my life together like pic.twitter.com/JmRMUQ4FN1
$100 to $0 real quick
My best friends are extremely crazy, but I love them anyway.




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