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When you're getting roasted & you hold back that one joke that will destroy a persons will to live
When ur hungry and someone's trying to be funny
Kids can smell the games on your phone
Everyone: Sucks that summer is ending Me:
Why do you take such long showers?
thinking about my recent decisions like
Waiting for Obama to announce his 3rd term
Unlike a solid, a liquid has a readiness to flow & no fixed shape. It therefore takes on the shape of any container.
what the hell is this election
When your alarm goes off and you're questioning if your education is worth it
me waiting on it to become socially acceptable to play Christmas music
me watching myself ruin my life
When you finish season one in a day and you have to wait a year for season two
Finally someone said it
Seriously though...know the rules.
When you run out to hep with groceries and grab the first pair of shoes you see
Me and everyone who I'm friends with
Me every time I rewatch my snapchat story
when all 2 of your friends are busy
In middle school every girl had these in every color
When Christmas items are already in store and it's not even Halloween
when ur usually the entertainer of ur friend group but some dark shit has you down
when you're not done copying notes and the professor changes slide
When you're about to go off on him, but you letting him finish his bs story first
When your foot falls asleep and you have to wait for it to stop tingling before you can stand up and walk
When ur at the doctors office with ur mom and the doctor ask if you're sexually active
My attitude changes like
How it feels when you're drunk af trying to sleep
When you wake up a minute before ur alarm goes off and you needed that last minute to make it through the day
when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps
Expectation vs. Reality
when you're trying to hint that you're mad at him
why don't you text back?
I can WATCH my phone die down to 1% and still be mad & shocked when it cuts off like
Me at a job interview
When I hear a freshman complaining about highschool
my guardian angel lookin' at my life decisions like
when ur mom pisses you off and tries to talk you like nothing happened
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