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Funny Laugh
Sometimes the people you want as part of your story are only meant to be a chapter.
My vocabulary during school -what -are you sure -OK -shut the fuck up -why am I here -I should just leave -fuck that -fuck this -I’m done
liking someone and pretending you don’t is a lot of hard work
Has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to get me to stop living my life
If I'm silent, it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chillin, depends. May the odds be ever in your favor
Twitter is perfect for when you just get out of the shower and sit on your bed naked and read tweets cause you're too lazy to get dressed.
50 shades of i hate my life
I either eat nothing or eat everything there is no in between.
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
When someone keeps asking who you're texting
when you're completely losing ur shit and someone asks if you're okay
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
Grey is just pastel black
You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know
my tweet wasnt about u... but if the shoe fits then lace that bitch up and wear it
Dear whores, there's plenty of fish in the sea, so stay the fuck away from my fish.
I don't like that tone of voice you're texting me in.
i need one of those kim kardashian jobs where they pay me for living
When your mom is on the phone and you hear her talking about you
have u ever met the human version of a headache
True friends greet each other with an insult.
the struggle to not choke people on a daily basis is real
There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters.
me: do ur homework me: no
How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.
"are u done speaking to me" is my thought 99% of the day when someone speaks to me this is not okay
i'd be fucked if people could read my thoughts
rt if you like Netflix more than people
tbh january lasted like 5 minutes
me: mom i need money mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave u in 2003 already ok
when I'm on the phone with my mom: me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: bye me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok me: ok
is there a scholarship for trying
Doctor: r u sexually active? Me: yah with ur mom Doctor: god damn *doctor writes "fuckin savage" on clip board*
I’m too lazy to even copy homework anymore
parents: you do realize one day you will have to pay for all your own things me: yes but today is not that day
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
There is something wrong with this world
wake me up when it's spring break.
School is just an endless cycle of "I just need to make it through this week" every week
women belong in the kitchen men belong in the kitchen everyone belongs in the kitchen kitchen has food
Saturday and Sunday always go by way too fast.
how I clean my room: -starts at one corner -finds something from 6 years ago and stares at it nostalgically for 5 hours -goes to bed
for someone who hates smiling i sure find people with cute smiles so attractive
Valentine's day coming up got me like