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Our parents need to understand that our generation is way different from theirs.
When your mom gets mad because you didnt answer her call but she never answers her phone
When someone tells me their unwanted opinion
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
If being sarcastic burned calories I'd be transparent by now
this facial expression defines me in basically every situation
*unplugs 100% charged iphone* *slides to unlock* battery 43%
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
breaking news: being an asshole all the time does not make you complicated and mysterious it just makes you an asshole
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
when someone accuses u
not sad, not happy, kinda blah
i would lose weight but i hate losing
i love sarcastic people with large vocabularies
Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure
My face is a 4 My personality is a 6 So I'm basically a 10
my fashion style is called i'm broke as fuck so dont judge me
do you ever look at yourself naked in the mirror and think ‘thank fuck for clothes’
how do i un-know people
I either cry or turn into a psychopath when I'm mad there is no in-between
*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds
Things I haven't learned in high school: how to: pay bills buy a house apply for college but thank god I can graph a polynomial function
first you wanna go to the left then you wanna turn right
Me: My life is so boring... Friend: Hey wanna hang out? Me: No
When people try their hardest to be offended by a tweet that wasn't even meant for them
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from when we were born & only stops when you take a test or talk to someone attractive
what if one day someone delivered a box to your house and it was filled will every single pen, pencil, marker etc that you’ve ever lost??
I'm actually the meanest person when im stressed i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
What am I doing with my life?
Shoutout to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap
i wonder if anyone uses the same password as me
why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways
If Only i could do this in Exams
i'm not always sarcastic sometimes im sleeping
I need to go on a 6 hour drive and just zone out and listen to music
if snapchat ever tells you I'm typing a message to you, this is incorrect I'm just skipping the shit out of your story
I hope ur day is as nice as my ass
Things I need right now: 1. Money 2. Better grades 3. More money
i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between
When you're trying to tell your friends a story but nobody is listening
3 things I will never understand: 1. The meaning of life 2. The universe 3. How Spongebob & Patrick made those sounds effects in that box
never stop pushing urself. Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough. Y stop there? Y not 9? 10? Strive for greatness.
smiling at that motherfucker who doesn't like you
things that will always sound sarcastic: - good for you - thanks a lot - yeah right - nice to know - wow way to go - totally - ok buddy

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