being a good boy is no longer on his agenda
Lawd pray for Louisiana, ain't nothing wrong with them they just got dinosaurs down there
me after destroying a relationship that was good for me and my mental health in the matter of 5 minutes
When ur friend hits you with that BIIITTTTCHHH text so you know the tea is about to be good
She seems like she would rip my heart out
How dare you. He worked hard for that degree.
when people compliment me on things i actually put effort into and am really passionate about
I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough, Dan.
when someone does you wrong then tries to come back into your life but you already told your mom about them
When u hear a killer downstairs but ur broke, single, failing classes, ugly and just hate life all together
when they don't reply 10 secs after you hit send
i relate to this on a spiritual level
So basically this is what elephants look like when they're wet..... they just been ashy the whole time...
When someone denies that they did something but you got proof
Can't afford to miss out on those deals
trying to understand a girl's signals like
I DO EVERYTHING AROUND THIS HOUSE Y'ALL GON SEE WHEN I'M DEAD
Only the real ones remember
if this isn't the cutest thing youve seen all day...
Hey atheists if God doesn't exist then explain this
i wish i had this infront of me rn
This the funniest shit I've ever seen
fed my dog chocolate by accident and now he's sick as fuck
me waking up 8 hours later after saying i was gonna take a quick nap
When you thought you were the only one getting attention but you peep something different
when i start developing feelings and get hurt
when the teacher catches you trying to cheat and you gotta act like you taking the hardest test of your life