I will never not die laughing 😂😂9K
"If she stayed by your side on your critical moment, she's a keeper. Don't lose her."
"The story behind the bead that was stuck in my ear for 16 years" this is way too funny than it actually is😂2
Me before I eat vs after I eat
When they reply in seconds vs When they reply within hours
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a bitch
current stress level: Britney back in February 2007
"Are you ready for spring break?"
when his point is valid and you just kinda sit there like
I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS, I'M SO EXCITED TO WATCH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 😭�uh
when your parents won't let u go out
When somebody texts me some bullshit
The patience I got left this week
Me if I were Hannah Montana
I GOT SO SCARED FOR A SPLIT SECOND
two things that constantly get confused
Me: Im not bending over backwards for a guy that won't do the same for me any more! I'm done!
Him: u hungry?
When the drunk girl in the group runs away from her sober friends @ a party