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EyeSanity
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Let's be serious... If you're eating a donut, you don't give a fuck about being healthy.. pic.twitter.com/SWtzpHMWBv
Uno destroys every relationship... pic.twitter.com/bck9is9Gcc
Because they shrink his bottom jaw? pic.twitter.com/yVLhIUlHx2
Some men just want to watch the world burn.. pic.twitter.com/drpuEd1lm9
Wow that's interesting.. *Sends another dick pic* pic.twitter.com/S2cPy6xjFe
Wait.. Isn't that Denzel Washington? pic.twitter.com/IgOm0TBavj
But there is still a whole row of cars they could have parked on top of! pic.twitter.com/BAjIeorfZG
But now only his left leg is protected from the boogie man! pic.twitter.com/LDcsvGr4IW
To all the dads who find themselves at Justin Bieber concerts, you're the real MVP.. pic.twitter.com/FDO9W40vJt
Is that a diaper hanging out...? pic.twitter.com/dK1uMjVrZO
COR... You know where this is going.. pic.twitter.com/ziXh728ire
Now take it, put the lid on, and shake it... pic.twitter.com/zv4T07Dzeq
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To us it'll sound like dubstep.. pic.twitter.com/rbH9UgA7Oz
He is playing a Nintendo 64 game with and Xbox 360 controller on a laptop.. Already wasted? pic.twitter.com/SsSB1HQL5T
You think your slick don't you E.T.? I know it's you.. pic.twitter.com/cdSvpY8WRy