1x salute to the best graphic designer I know @YouKnowWhoEyeAm
... #FuckYoGraphics #MineAreBetter
Heard the ice cream truck today.
Today was a good day. ☺️
Because tired or not, if your daughter hands you a doll and says… instagram.com/p/BB8g4rpHd6U8…
Spoon fed niggas don't experience real life shxt because they wouldn't know what to do
Think about it ..
Certain struggles of life only happen to real niggas because they can handle it ..
"Self-esteem comes from accomplishments not compliments ..
.. so everybody getting gassed up off of likes & emojis is astonishing." 💯
Waiting 30 mins for a spot to open in visitors @ URidge. #FuckShxtDotCom
If everything was based solely off looks, your Instagram would impress me.
But it's not. 😐
So, what ya life like without the flexin'? 🤔
I have a #WCW
Not posting cuz she ain't mine ..
.. yet 😏
She fine ah'hell tho! 😩🙌🏾
😁😁😁 Even tho it's a busy day for me, I just HAD to pause rii quick and mention this opportunityinstagram.com/p/BB25ul2ndyp/
My mood just went from Kanye to Pharrell 🙂
"Cause I'm haapppppppyyyyyyy"
Trust you?! 🤔
I count my money out the ATM
I sniff milk that hasn't expired yet
& I check the tissue after I wip#SafeNotSorry
Get you a bestfriend that's fye! 😁😍😏 (Don't follow. I'm stingyinstagram.com/p/BBv09QindzQG…
In TN, love triangles turn into circles .. real quick. 😑😂
(Everybody be fucking with EVERYbody.) 🙄
I'on want a "side b*tch" 💁🏽🚫
Give me a "Never leave my side b*tch" and watch us do work 💯
It's 2016 ..
Some red lingerie from VickySecrets & giving up the pootywop for Vday ain't enough!
Quit being cheap! Buy sump'n! ☺️
Mfs be going through it lol
It ain't just the freaks..
The lonely's, the crazies, the hornies AND the lurkers come out @ night
Men don't find getting argued over cute
& GROWN men never have two women believing the same thing
Only lil n*ggas like that petty shxt
Ladies, NEVER find yourself arguing over a man with another "woman in question"
Let me hit you with that gangsta real quick .. lol
Cardi B giving y'all too much hope. I plead the blood of dentistry over y'all tho.
Y'all be cute af.
But some of y'all teeth tho?!
It be hard NOT to stare.
Look like a bunch of bad ass kids refusing to stand in line
First of all, I ain't even got "Lower Level 135" money, but for $9K… instagram.com/p/BBko7svHd5cm…
2016 is already tough 😩
I'm down to 4 crushes 😔
I had 6 but 1 got cuffed & another got pregnant 😞
TN weather gets on my mfn nerves !! This why n*ggas stay sick 😖
Stop being horny ... laugh @ this instead. 🙃twitter.com/_deebvby/statu…
Sleep be playing hard to get 🙄
"It might be bugs
on the rest of you mugs
but it ain't no bugs on me."
Why is the 🌎 so 🔙wards?
Broke ppl acting rich
Ugly mfs w/ ✌🏾️much confidence
Hoes pretending to be holy
N*ggas acting like 💁🏽
Get you a chick that won't fall for your bullsh*t but is willing to put up with your bullsh*t. 🔒U
Some of you n*ggas is too comfortable with doing female shxt. Tf going on?? 😐
If all you do is show off ya pussy print & ass cheeks on IG?
You a lame to me.
Just cause its there don't mean a n*gga will want it.
I'm the wrong n*gga to send a "hey stranger" to .. Cuz I'll reply "who is this" AFTER you tell me who it is. 😌
Ignorance makes my stomach hurt. Im bullsh*t intolerant.
It's not f*ck everybody.
It's just f*ck everybody that's not for you. Period.
You so focused on "bae goals" you see on tv nowadays, that you forgot them real n*gga moments like when Martin proposed to Gina 💍👨🏾👩🏽
Ya crush somewhere getting cuffed because you're too shy to speak tf up... 😶
Only (2) things in this world you gotta earn. Respect & p*ssy.
Everything else you better take before it get took! 💯
Ay! Tell yo MCM to stop being so stingy with the sauce! 🙄
Sometimes your "type" may be the reason why you're single 🤔
F*ck Ruthless. N*gga it's Lench Mob!
Every year it snows in TN
Every year TN chooses not to salt the roads the night b4
TN is like that bad ass kid in HS that won't learn
Ya chick gon have you feeling like you a porn star
DUH! Its YO girl
Dont 'eem be doing shxt but she letting the neighbors know ya nickname
You bragging about her moaning screaming & leg shaking? 😐
BUT DID SHE NUT THO?? 🤔 lol
When you gotta throw ya bae a slick hint that it's been too long since her last shave 😂�8x
I'm cool ....
.... until you piss me off.
Then it's 🖕🏽ya & whoever around ya.
God bless tho 😉
Some chick keeps asking me to be a male stripper in Nashville. 😅
Wtf I look like?!
What's my name gon' be?