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how's dirty ass NYC treating you
Sunday sail with my favorite blondies 💁#blondetourage #round2 #America #whereisheidi
Carly x100: "Can I hang off the side of your boat?"
Me x1,000,000: "No."
As you may know, sailing has been my favorite hobby for most of my life. A couple weeks ago, @tomvanscoyoc and I purchased our very first "big boy boat" if you will. It's something we have wanted to do and have talked about for a long time, and the day has finally come. Yesterday, we took her out fo
Roughly 80% of women walking around sag harbor right now are hot. #facts
Also, shoutout to these hilarious kids in the car next to us leaving the track whom I've never met before but were all as jacked up and as pumped as we were for #AmericanPharaoh winning the #triplecrown
I'm best friends with the best people. Another killer year at the #belmontstakes. I lost an embarrassing amount of money, but it still proved to be one of the best days of my life. Shout out to #AmericanPharaoh! #theponies #triplecrown 🏁🏇🏆 👑👑👑
I also hate check engine lights. Like don't tell me to check the engine. I'm not a mechanic, like where do you get off
There's nothing I hate more than saran wrap
Can't wait to see my best friend tomorrow and bet on the ponies 🏁🏁🏇🏇🏆🏆 #fbf #spafridays
"Yo soda-streams are lit" - @lecomu @SodaStreamUSA
I just tried to "like" an email
I'm weirdly far back in your tweets, but I'm dying and this is hilarious. Maybe I'm just really high idk
Cargo Shorts are never appropriate attire for anything
Lovely week in The Outer Banks with the Testas to start off summer 2015 #fam
I had so much fun at my first Beach Town camping trip this weekend! Big shout out to @logantv and my lovely cousin @raaagerienne for all they did for me the past few days! #pastytotanniggarealquick #beachtown2k15
Sweet sweet sugar to me. Please let me know when your kisses are free #np
Cooler than the beach, fuck the lakeshore #np
except I'm not in Montauk 🍺 #productplacement #montaukbrewery
Who in this town sells weed? #pleaseimnotacop
#Tbt to when I won OH-Fest
"Don’t judge us by the length of our shorts, but by the content of our characters."
sorry, too soon?
I wish 😔 way to bring up a sore subject lee lee
LOLing over your snap story. Your British accent is always on point 😂😂😂
Missing these two alchys #wcw #myharem #budlight @shanjellyfish @melinder16
that's usually when I walk out of Schumacher and into the fox
I go to class enough to know I'd rather be drinking..lmao
right? Like we go to class sometimes, give us some credit people
Twice today I've heard/been told that Oneonta is just a party school...sorry we know how to have fun 🎉🍻
for fucking real it's been like a week
Why are people still in Oneonta? Go home already
Happy birthday, cuz #ohfest
Happy 23rd birthday to this nut job who has been an accessory to many of my deviant antics as well as vice versa. See you in a couple weeks, buddy.
"7/11 has the best pizza in town....Everything is pizza."-@c11wood
The girl dancing in a black bathing suit on the Las Vegas snapstory is the true MVP 👌🏻👌🏻💯💯
I had such a great final night in Oneonta to wrap up junior year. Special shout out to all of my graduating brothers and friends. Good luck out there in the real world, and make sure you don't forget to visit. You'll know where to find me 😉 Cheers 🍻 #AllRoadsLeadToTheFox #sunyoneonta
I know we're all thinking it, so I'm just gonna come out and say it; the word "answer" should definitely not have a 'w' in it
"I can't be racist. I hate everyone equally so therefore I can't be racist." - dad #real
I NEED TO GO HOME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I NEED CHURCH IN MY LIFE VERY BADLY