I'm lame and so are my tweets
Awesome first day out on the water working for Breakwater Yacht Club. It's going to be a great summer. Photo cred: Cubby #sailing #summer #sail #jy15 #boat #sagharbor #hamptons
I reaaaally miss my Oneonta friends 😔#beentoolong
Wait Wild n' Out is coming back?!
haha aww you were adorable laying there bombed 👶👶
haha did you get in trouble for coming home half alive?
I can't believe I graduated a year ago today. I am so much happier than I was a year ago. It's been a great year.
Bart Simpson’s full name is actually Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson.
The bible says Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Weed
apparently. I mean, you never answered my texts today 😐
I live where you vacation #blessed #LI
Just had the most wonderful weekend with my darling Lindsay. Always a great time with that girl! @LindsayKap1an
I can't wait to see what Kimye's baby girl looks like!!!! 👀
Say's hi to the neighbor boy. Is now the town whore.
I like the hashtag. You're starting to catch on
it's not lol. I hope that was sarcasm
hahaha don't make me call u an east Hampton princess hahahah
Girls giving brains cuz I'm acting like a gentleman.
Couldn't ask for a better Saturday. Get out there and soak up some sun!
I greatly appreciate the sacrifice of your knuckle for my corona last night #myhero
wait! Your coming to east setauket! 😍
The fact that I haven't seen my Oney friends yet is fucked. East Setauket bound tomorrow
calls out mad niggas via twitter. goddamn.
yes I did just favorite my own tweet
if a girl thinks it's okay to change the music that is playing. girls have no say in playlists. thank you.
, I laid down eating a chicken platter in the middle of the Barnes parking lot laughing my ass off for a good hour
You have 2 days to return it without problems. Goodnight.
If you ever have the audacity to wear it in front of me, I will have no hesitation to lay you out and beat the living shit out of you.
To whomever decided it was acceptable to just take my grey Oneonta State crew neck sweatshirt tonight:
Had 5 days to write this 2 page essay. wrote it in 48 minutes and handed it in 1 minute before it was due. #KPBSFS #YOLO
you're the perfect combination of sexy and my mom #badpickuplines
Change Clothes is the best Jay Z song ever
If twitter didn't exist, where would all of my pointless thoughts go? They would be homeless
Balloon has a mind of its own vine.co/v/blMTFXO5HjF