It's hard to have a dream when you're deep inside of one #np
i've had so many impulses to just drive up to oneonta...i just need to be a towny for at least 48 hours and then i'll be good
This is going to be a douchy semester. I can already tell
I really butchered this one
The stairs situation in Schumacher is atrocious. Someone needs to figure that out
Wow like 20 of the most basic identical girls just waltzed on the bus
you the man Vance
"I appreciate people that appreciate other people." - wise words from the one and only @lecomu #livinglegend
Like I'm bombed but I'm not going out you know what I'm sayin
I'm such a college senior that I don't even go out on fridays anymore
Shoutout to the yuppie skier who tossed a snowboarder off a chairlift for basically just being a snowboarder. tfm.li/nOa9kb
Last first day of school!
Why can't we just L e a v e
idk what this means
I'm in a McDonald's in the middle of nowhere and there's a piano playing itself in here. This is the most confusing thing ever. Help.
We don't get got. We go get
Companies like Apple and Microsoft need to stop trying to make Bing catch on. It's not working
I need to be banned from snapchat
my bank account is straight up depressing
I THREW UP. WELCOME TO OBAMAS AMERICA.
Wow tinder. It's 2016, and my only options are male/female? Deleting my account #offended
Notice I said month and not week? PURE COMEDY
Syllabus month starts Wednesday, so that should be fun
Lol girls think they're so hot when they walk into Latté Lounge
Terps gets me overwhelmed
Lmfao this is classic as shit
Driving through the city, something is def going on. Cops everywhere and helicopters swarming. This is nuts
16 years later, and she still tries to hold my hand for pictures 👫❤️#fbf
I thought of something funny to tweet this morning. Can't remember it for the life of me.
I miss SUNY Party Stories
The amount of work done today: absolutely 0️⃣
This is a strange and troubled time
west pit did enough damage as it is
Think about this: how many years has going to college taken off of your lifespan from stress? Heart disease, high blood pressure, etc
ISIS says "American blood tastes the best, and they'll see us next." Well, we got good ol' boys with guns for toys. Come get some. Merica.
I am mortified at the amount of work I have to do today. And my computer got left in Syracuse. This is going to be a very fun 24 hours
my obsession with the biebs is getting out of hand
Hey France, we got your back.
Fu🇫🇷k ISIS. MericaFo
I was too busy being useless on your couch to have done that
Came back from the bars last night to a bathroom full/clogged of puke and this.And no one was home. I blame @lecomu