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Elise Schreiner
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When god gives you his power so you can save the Jews
When u join a gang bc your mom gave up on you
When u wake up and pour yourself a bowl of cereal then realize u trippin shit
Excuse me sir can I just have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ
[Heaven] God: I see Joan Rivers is finally here. Jesus: I know. She's already making fun of us for wearing white after labor day.
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Victoria just wanted her best friends brother to like her back
Everyone soak it up tomorrow because that's the first and last time I'm even remotely trying to look good all year
Alison you're PERF babe have a great day! Happy birthday! ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰
When you realize there's only one day of summer left and you haven't done your summer work
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Kaely ur my best frand and I hope u have an amazing day.. happy birthday๐Ÿ˜˜
Now that favorites show up on peoples twitter feed I have to live in constant fear of all the embarrassing shit that I favorite
smells like the only nirvana song you know
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The fact that st. Mary's trusts these 3 goons to roam their halls makes me question how serious this "hospital" is.
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Everytime some really dumb thought pops into my head I do this thing where I put it in a box and press a blue button labeled "tweet"
@swizzymackk the awkwardness in this photo is almost as awkward as of any photo of michael cera
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