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Elise Schreiner
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When god gives you his power so you can save the Jews pic.twitter.com/ophYiHXc42
When u join a gang bc your mom gave up on you pic.twitter.com/z5OtZd8Wci
When u wake up and pour yourself a bowl of cereal then realize u trippin shit pic.twitter.com/QjO97Gyc6J
Excuse me sir can I just have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ pic.twitter.com/IjcuA9QAmU
[Heaven] God: I see Joan Rivers is finally here. Jesus: I know. She's already making fun of us for wearing white after labor day.
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Victoria just wanted her best friends brother to like her back pic.twitter.com/fkGNaXk88M
Everyone soak it up tomorrow because that's the first and last time I'm even remotely trying to look good all year
Alison you're PERF babe have a great day! Happy birthday! ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰pic.twitter.com/S3SptnXKrbKrb
When you realize there's only one day of summer left and you haven't done your summer work pic.twitter.com/56Lk0D7t58
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@Eschreinz HAHAHAHA THIS COLLAGE IS RUINING MY LIFE BUT I LOVE U SO MUCH
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Kaely ur my best frand and I hope u have an amazing day.. happy birthday๐Ÿ˜˜pic.twitter.com/axr0Qj1nqvv
Now that favorites show up on peoples twitter feed I have to live in constant fear of all the embarrassing shit that I favorite
smells like the only nirvana song you know
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The fact that st. Mary's trusts these 3 goons to roam their halls makes me question how serious this "hospital" is. pic.twitter.com/3p2wAFR4gS
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Everytime some really dumb thought pops into my head I do this thing where I put it in a box and press a blue button labeled "tweet"
@swizzymackk the awkwardness in this photo is almost as awkward as of any photo of michael cera pic.twitter.com/354iXSyCcQ
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