When u lock yourself out of the dressing room
Kiera based her conformation name off of twilight so she will forever be "Kiera Rosalie Fitzpatrick"
10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and a 100% reason to remember the Alamo
I'm just saying, Bowser has some good ideas. He's a hardworking individual--
"Mr. Trump you're getting off topic."
He's misunderstood, and--
watch me whip
now watch me praise jesus
RT if your not ashamed of God.
Jesus: now go and make disciples of all nations
Jesus: fuck you judas
UNLESS U FROSTED I DONT FUQ WITH NO FLAKES
Half & Half knows how to hang
Can't wait for the swarm of hungover teens at Newtown bagel tomorrow
My little sister just sent a snot rocket across the room, I should be disgusted but I'm somewhat impressed by the distance it went.
He posted a pic of you for my birthday so I thought it necessary to post a pic of him for yours... Happy b day imy
"I can't believe it's not butter"
"U butter believe it"
Mom drank too much wine and she's now shoving leaves in my face asking me to guess what it is
~Best friends until they're in a relationship
*takes a picture of food for Instagram*
Food: delete it
some friendships are forever
Invention idea #23
Mashed potatoes in a whipped cream can
I think about this all the time
"everybody wants a flame;
but they don't want to get burnt..."
Cory has a playlist on spotify called "feminism" and it consists mostly of Janis Joplin and Halestrom.
I've been thinking about this all day