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Elise Schreiner
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"A severed ear that can still hear what's going on around it"
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These may have all been the same night but have a great birthday @Jules_Singer1 🎉🎉
When bae leaves u surprises on your doorstep (it was justin pans dad)
My biggest flaw is probably how emotionally invested I get during a game of jenga
Don't know who he is, but Steven Singer sounds like a fuckin prick
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BREAKING UPDATE: US Supreme Court rules same-sex couples have constitutional right to marry:
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[tries to quietly open candy bar during zombie apocalypse]
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Just set an alarm for school tomorrow then had a few joyful tears roll down my face
I hate being broke. I feel hopeless. I feel all the walls closing in around me. Everything is bad. Sent from my iPhone
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Megan left my school picture as a tip for mark the Applebee's waiter and I've received a snapchat
Looks like mom got a hold of the netflix password again
It's so interesting seeing pictures of people I don't know in my house
Yes there was a point in my life when I thought Hillary Clinton starred in Lizzie McGuire
Tools carrying around jugs of water smh

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