I love when famous people r like "I like eating food" and everyone is like "omfg me too so relatable"
How fun would it be to be in charge of college admissions on April fools day.
I would send so many rejections in big envelopes.
"The puppy filter makes every girl look good!"
Me on first date: "I'm not like other girls"
Wow what a difference a year can make. Here is a #TransformationTuesday
in 29 seconds
u & ur girl are in the coffee house playing mancala & this dude invites her to his igloo. what do u do?
Only in America would we attempt to disguise chocolate as a vegetable
Happy Birthday Quentin Tarantino.
I don't care how hard you think your life is, there's nothing harder than shaving your knees
WHY THE FUCK DO MEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL WOMEN WHAT TO WEAR?
I think my debit card was stolen but jokes on the thief bc I have no money.
Hillary: hides emails
McCarthy: hides from students
Both: have similar hair cut
It all kind of makes sense
Thank you for speaking to us and inspiring us to make a difference
I hate when my friends turn out to be fake. This one girl I thought was really cool ended up being three raccoons in a trench coat.
american education system in action
he was a skater boy
he said me hoy minoy
I can't even make my eyeliner even on each eye
I mean yeah, originally I didn't think he was cool, but then I saw him go 50mph out of the school parking lot
Max Keeble's Big Move (2001)