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Elise Schreiner
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At this point the angel on my shoulder just mutters “You’ll regret it,” then slowly sips whiskey.
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Seniors have to call upon the good lord bc they kno they beat pic.twitter.com/HxdaaGCK4F
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people always tell me im hanging out with the wrong crowd they're always like "Elise get over here you dont even know those people"
Grandma said I was looking buff, so I guess you could say its been a damn good day
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If anyone left their freshman at the north game unattended please come back and pick them up pic.twitter.com/sxHAROEAMj
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girl: omg i love fall me: oh really? name 5 of their albums
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The only way to get a guy to like you is to retweet "touch my butt and buy me pizza" There's no other way
Bae: come over Me: I can't there's a torrential downpour Bae: no ones home Me: pic.twitter.com/HLF2ISA10t
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When you're taking a test and the kid in front of you is farting up a storm pic.twitter.com/zh6sGxy7eq
Me: *sits on couch looking like I normally do* Mom: this is why you don't have a boyfriend What.
11 year olds in my sisters group chat on her phone pic.twitter.com/OXHcCqKJvO
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Mom, you hang this up in the middle of our foyer then ask why I won't invite friends over pic.twitter.com/uk1aNF3eyE
This isn't a phase mom this is who I am pic.twitter.com/3VuMxG8FxD
[Me] Goodnight Moon [Moon] U got kik?
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A relationship so casual, you don't even know you're in one.
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Do you ever read a word wrong your whole life because you've never heard it pronounced? Like bourgeois or ornery or I'm proud of you?
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