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Elise Schreiner
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When u lock yourself out of the dressing room
Kiera based her conformation name off of twilight so she will forever be "Kiera Rosalie Fitzpatrick"
10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and a 100% reason to remember the Alamo
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I'm just saying, Bowser has some good ideas. He's a hardworking individual-- "Mr. Trump you're getting off topic." He's misunderstood, and--
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watch me whip 😜 👊/||\_ /¯ ¯ now watch me praise jesus 👋 \😳 || \_ /¯ ¯ RT if your not ashamed of God.
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Jesus: now go and make disciples of all nations John: retweet Luke: retweet Mary: retweet Judas: fav Jesus: fuck you judas
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Half & Half knows how to hang
Can't wait for the swarm of hungover teens at Newtown bagel tomorrow
My little sister just sent a snot rocket across the room, I should be disgusted but I'm somewhat impressed by the distance it went.
He posted a pic of you for my birthday so I thought it necessary to post a pic of him for yours... Happy b day imy
"I can't believe it's not butter" "U butter believe it"
Mom drank too much wine and she's now shoving leaves in my face asking me to guess what it is
BFUTIAR: (n) ~Best friends until they're in a relationship
*takes a picture of food for Instagram* Food: delete it
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Invention idea #23 Mashed potatoes in a whipped cream can
"everybody wants a flame; but they don't want to get burnt..." Bonfire Heart #lyrics James Blunt
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Cory has a playlist on spotify called "feminism" and it consists mostly of Janis Joplin and Halestrom.
I've been thinking about this all day
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