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irony is when you have a dog called kitty...
the unknown of tomorrow frightens me, but at the same time the possibilities of tomorrow excites me as well...
what the caterpillar calls an end...you and I refer to it as a butterfly.
Trust me to trust you to trust no one but me...yes, one can say I have trust issues.
somebody just made my day. it feels like Christmas just came a little early for me...
everything has an end...except perhaps the hotdog; it has two ends!
BRB. Breathe in. Relax. Breathe out.
are we terrible people?
you're either angry, or hungry. what are you?
we will find a way...just where is this darn way?
#ArianaGrande brings me cringing delights...
what goes up, must come down...somebody please explain gravity to my weight!
don't judge me. i just had my morning coffee at noon...
if only my timeline was like an #IKEA. you come and you read and you read and you read some more...for ever and ever and ever!
oh the pressure to tweet something intelligent...
yes, the era of tables is gone to give way for the tablets to turn...
the only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it..
you had me at free coffee...
to survive this mad house, just don't giving a shit..in any language!
perhaps only when the last tree dies, the last river dries and the last morsel eaten will we realise that we cannot eat money...
Life screws you, when you least expect it...
Sex is like air; its not important unless you arent getting any..
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Too much of happiness always overflowed into tears of sorrow..
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If I had wings and I could fly, I 'd still walk with you
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I never stopped loving you I just stopped letting it show..
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Curiosity didn't kill me. It emptied my pockets and enhanced my experiences.
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I want to be more productive and live a more worthwhile existence. *signs up for twitter*
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I'm only talking to myself because I have my undivided attention
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"Be yourself" is probably the most confusing advice you could give to a Chameleon.
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I loathe talking about my problems, I like to keep it in until I spontaneously combust
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After a girl falls in love with a guy, she will wonder why she never noticed him before.
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I don't get paid enough for the work I don't do
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My approach to life could best be described as 'what the fuck ever.'
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In the end, only three things matter: • How much you loved, • How gently you lived, • How gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
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When something's painful, You just avoid it. Why bother dredging up the past if its nothing but bad stuff ??
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Donating blood is my sadistic way to starve mosquitoes to death.
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What cannot be found alone certainly cannot be discovered together.
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You can't be strong all the time, Sometimes its ok to be weak.
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Maybe the only way to fight a war, is by becoming the peace.
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Some people are like fat. Its better you lose them. It will make you happy anyways!!
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Emotions which are hidden deep, Are awaken at nights.
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How many calories does crying over my lost youth burn?
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Childrens are a mistake you make, And I don't mean grammatical.
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Don't jump to conclusion, jumping requires energy. Sit back and let it pass.
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For your touch I would come for miles &what is more For your smile I would even break Even If I know you could be just another mistake ~
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Her heart. Always ready to love. Stupid or brave was it? She didn't know. And bother her it did not as she lived a little more than before.
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In the name of love he moved on & in the name of lust she stayed back~~~
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Take ur sexual frustration out on me...
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