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ΞSP
Life is what happens between your first thought and your after thought...
Perhaps the only tax not being paid by me seems to be the breathing tax...
Retweeted Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson): Odd that we select the heads of agencies by who is most qualified.... fb.me/4nFgrDbVW
Odd that we select the heads of agencies by who is most qualified. But we select Presidents by whose personality we like best
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is it just me or does the #OlsenTwins reminds you of the #MatrixTwins?
Missing those good ol' days when I plotted elaborate murder schemes of my siblings after they beat me to the bathroom...
I lost my teeth and the power in my eyesight faster than I'm loosing weight... 󾌹
I lost my teeth and the power in my eyesight faster than I'm loosing weight... 😢
Sundar Pichai: the spicy rasam in Google's fuzzy Alphabet soup... #JustReadSomewhere
Couldn't sleep last night. Strange noise kept waking me up. I wish I could Shaam the shit out of it...
Make resealable cereal bags. Not war.
Move over. Seems like Indians are taking over the Silicon Valley. First Microsoft, now Google. What next? Twitter?
abc.xyz = #Alphabet abc.wtf = #BING anybody else see the irony?
Retweeted Tim Carmody (@tcarmody): Google: “Don’t be evil” Alphabet: “Evil is just one of our businesses”
Google: “Don’t be evil” Alphabet: “Evil is just one of our businesses”
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People are such idiots when they blame the weather for their bad hair day. We all know who's really responsible... @realDonaldTrump
Is it me or lately, newspapers are becoming brochures of bad news....
The way my diet plan is going, airbrush / photoshop is my only option left...
Retweeted Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@JimmerThatisAll): This day in history. 1870. The UK's Married Women's Property... fb.me/4CmUXLOAn
This day in history. 1870. The UK's Married Women's Property Act allowed wives to own their own money and property, Downton Abbey excepted.
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Retweeted S. (@Bloodshot_Ink): when we laugh together, it's your smile that makes me fall in love with you a little more.
when we laugh together, it's your smile that makes me fall in love with you a little more.
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Let movies be there for entertainment purposes. Let the viewer who pays for the tickets be its moral police. If u don't like it, watch porn!
Trouble with scientific research is that for every pros you'll have equal or more cons to support respective theories...
have you ever questioned your reality?
Out searching for a pick-me-up-kick-me-in-the-ass cup of coffee...brb.
is it just me or #TrueDetectiveSeason2 just seems to put you in a never awaking coma?
quick we need an app that generates quality insults like @realDonaldTrump in real time...
On a scale of "go to hell" to "i miss you like i miss breathing under water", where am I on your mind tonight?
wear a burkha or a bikini...can you just leave me out of the debate?
Retweeted galactichalo (@barkingtrees): The narrator of my story yawns a lot
The narrator of my story yawns a lot
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Religion is never an issue. Agents of religion are...
flower sniffing, kitty petting, baby kissing corporate rock whores...
Horrified to discover bugs in my closet! These tiny Calories are responsible for sewing my clothes a little tighter every night...
sometimes i regret not minding my own damn business...
Is it me or everytime @realDonaldTrump opens his mouth for his campaign...someone is left hiding behind thier toilet door crying?
Using the loo at the top of the world.. One thing crossed off the bucket list... 😁👊#BurjKhalifaf4E
At top of the world... #burjKhalifa
I'm amazing. Blink if you agree. 󾌳
I'm amazing. Blink if you agree. 😁
if anything, politics teaches you one thing - there is nothing called loyalty in the business...
don't you just hate people who open doors they don't know how to close...?
If vacuum kills sounds, then why are vacuum cleaners so loud?
gotta admit... @BeingSalmanKhan crooning a love song...pretty amazing. #LovingMainHoonHeroTera
you want something you can either let it go and it might come to you...or you can scream and cry until you get it...
some fight revolutions, some care for the weak. some go out at sea for seven days on a nude cruise ship... #ShitHappens
Crossroads. Fuck crossroads.
Today reminded us of one of the darkest periods of mankind...may we and our future generations never ever witness it. #HiroshimaNagasaki70




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