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ΞSP
A socialist would probably argue, all soul mates are equal...
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A capitalist would say that for the right price, soul mates are available a penny a dozen...
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Work is probably what happens between pee-pee, poo-poo and water cooler breaks...
I don't get people wearing their designer sunglasses in the metro...who are they hiding from?
Either I'm getting fatter ever time I travel by an airplane or these seats seem getting smaller and smaller...
I love it when we talk, and I love it when we don't...
I hate everybody today, but you...I can stand! 󾌵
I hate everybody today, but you...I can stand! 😊
Broadening one's horizon is overated. I prefer my couch...
Are you a one or a zero?
With each passing day, life just seems like a bubble wrap without the pop...
If you're bothered, change the channel. Or better, pass me the remote...
Apologies are so overrated. Nobody ever means it anymore...
I just asked Siri to divide zero by zero. It just made me realize that I'm #ForeverAlone
No one has ever been in an empty room... #ThoughtsThatKeepYouAwake
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelt incorrectly. #ThoughtsThatKeepYouAwake
Thank you, porch lights, or as mosquitoes and moths call you, night clubs.
The meaning of Life just hit me. Then I realised it was Monday. Too early in the week to be so philosophical...back to work, boy.
Success is a choice. Just like failure.
internet was like black and white till couple of days ago and suddenly everyone has a color television... #LGBT
With the advent of social media, one is for sure. People have stopped keeping their opinions to themselves.
Gay people rejoicing today. Let them. Soon they'll know that when married people fight, there is no makeup sex afterwards...
Everybody is going gaga over gmail's undo feature...yup, I'd probably be jumping with joy if I could undo my life in the next 30 seconds...
This sentence started as a tweet, but lost its way. Sorry. Please have some potatoes instead. Oops. I ate that too. Sorry.
Internet is so gay today...
hate when people start up this great gossip and though I'm not interested..they continue anyways. but then they stop midway! WTF? What next?
June always brings back bad memories... #sigh
Retweeted Green Babe (@green_babe_): Fears can make a girl do stupid shit.
Fears can make a girl do stupid shit.
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Retweeted KoKeniSaskquatch (@KoKeniSasquatch): You see this? *waves finger around completely emotionless face*... fb.me/248Ffu0Q8
You see this? *waves finger around completely emotionless face* This is the flying fuck I don't give.
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Retweeted n2o (@1evilidiot): You'd think I'd be all out of mistakes by now.
You'd think I'd be all out of mistakes by now.
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Retweeted Saertje (@SaertjeMirror): Fable for two, please.
Retweeted CinderellaHips (@latte_drama): It's not drinking alone when you have demons
It's not drinking alone when you have demons
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Retweeted Green Babe (@green_babe_): Holding on to a grudge is a very tiresome business.
Holding on to a grudge is a very tiresome business.
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Retweeted Green Babe (@green_babe_): We tend to invest in the temporary... Temporary friends, Temporary lovers, And that hurts.
We tend to invest in the temporary... Temporary friends, Temporary lovers, And that hurts.
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Retweeted Sean Burgundy (@Sean_Burgundy_): Women with refrigerators in their room are keepers
Women with refrigerators in their room are keepers
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Retweeted Navaho McGunner (@McGunnersite): My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.
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Retweeted Serial Fuckup (@SerialFuckup): If you love someone, don't set them free. Bury that fucker in your... fb.me/3HuTTIXOY
If you love someone, don't set them free. Bury that fucker in your backyard and be done with that dumb shit.
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this guy names his baby Arya. I'm like woah! Dude, she's the only female character on #GoT that hasn't been brutally raped or murdered! Yet.




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