Twitter kaa kutta...na RT kaa, na favstar kaa...
Have you been practising your belly dancing moves again? "@riaz1230
: I have a really bad belly ache"
what is it about today that hassling me seems like a fun thing to do?
He took his position and began settling in. Newspaper? Check. Coffee? Check. Now, just matter of minutes before she came. Sigh. #curiousJohn
There's always a couple of idiots, a super cop and a parade of onlookers who wants to know what's happening behind every traffic jam...
Butter and jam, I like. Traffic jams, not so much...
Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes......
That's what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter.....
to what? RT @UberFacts
: Humans, on average, spend 2 years of their life making love.
& thats when someone remembers to wear condoms RT @nimishav9
: Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turns out to be an actual human.
do the devil really needs to wear the Prada? (2/2)
they say, first impression is the best impression. but do we really want to live in a society where you judge someone for their looks? (1/2)
: An eraser but for your existence."
Life is the mistake we never learn from.
I like you, but not put my phone away while you talk to me, like you.
It's impossible to explain yourself to someone who doesn't want to understand.
ufff! all this DNA profiling has made committing murder such a chore...
Addiction to people is worse than addiction to drugs. And there is no rehab for it.
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Going from 'great friends' to someone-I-used-to-know teaches you enough lessons for at least half a decade.
saint kabir so unfollowing you now! :p RT @nimishav9
: later is the best time to do anything
Have you been wondering why your friends look like giraffes...?
the weight of not knowing something is so self-consuming...
the plan seemed flawless in my head...now it just seems stalkerish..
Clients are like a box of chocolates. You know you want them, but you also know they will end up making u run on the treadmill the next day
Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
If you matured and made changes in Your life, you made a "180"....not a DAMN "360."
A "360" means the same Degree of Stupidity..
fuck you sounds good after any sentence.
"have a nice day and... fuck you "
Naked kissing will get you in trouble every single time.
I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.
I hate passive-aggressiveness. If I have a problem with you I will text you or hire someone to kill you.
In my defence, the tweet was funny in my head....
Me: we have a Tuesday problem.
Cw: what's that?
Me: well, it's not a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday or weekend problem
Cw: I hate you.
I often don't know what those words on the menu mean. I pretend to nod, and wonder in deep contemplations, while the server waits on...
You were in my dreams last night. Join me there again tonight?
You know you're old when you fall asleep mid-tweet.
My haha's are relative and subjective. If i like someone, i usually reply 'hahahaha' at their jokes even if the joke only deserved a 'ha'...
It's like what that bumper sticker said that one time.
Are you single single or internet
Falling in love with someone isn't easy.. Anger, tears, patience.. The power of true love is such that you want to be together despite all..
Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.
I seem to have more chatting apps on my phone then I have people to chat with... #FirstWorldProblems
Facebook comments and likes on thr family/vacation pics deludes couples into believing that they are leading a perfect married life :D
In his eyes, she's the best thing that ever happened to his sight.
You shared your BBM pin, now what about your ATM pin?
Some love stories make you wonder how can love like that be. And if it can, why can't it be for everyone?
which road? i'm not liking your intentions, boy! :) RT @MrCoffeeKhor
: Lets walk down the road & see if manage to reach.