Apparently, the Irtysh River in Russia froze like this last year.
Still, you refused to see the signs.
Madness. Every morning, I go through this madness... bit.ly/2lv8lxS
Even a non-functional clock 🕒 is right twice a day...twitter.com/a_bit_too_much…
We can't even maintain peace with our flat neighbors and nasa is busy spending billions looking for aliens... 👽
when a helicopter landed in an urban city #PlotTwist
The zinger in my head turned into a WTF by the time I tweeted it to you.
Sometimes I find myself craving human contact. Other times I'm not horny.
Me: Someone in Indiana bought the winning lottery ticket. Was it you?
Wife: I'm still here, aren't I?
I don't want to go back to the reality...
Bad cops, bad cops..whatcha gonna do when they come for you... twitter.com/oxminaox/statu…
My extended sympathies to you... twitter.com/__nonprofit__/…
That's some PhD shit right there... twitter.com/causticbob/sta…
Well this just proves my theory: A thinking man never gets a good night's sleep... twitter.com/_daffyduckk/st…
The secret is in a magic blue pill... (hint: the color of their clothes) twitter.com/awecoupies/sta…
Mathematicians all over the world are observing a candle light vigil... twitter.com/feministbs/sta…
That's so deep. Touched the Mariana Trench of my heart... twitter.com/razzi9/status/…
I think it's either 'cos of this sciency thing called global warming or the Gods have definitely gone crazy...... fb.me/Vb5fE6Jm
Pretty people: Am I beautiful?
Me: Sure as hell you are.
Ugly people: Am I beautiful?
Me: Everyone is beautiful. We are all children of god.
I think it's either 'cos of this sciency thing called global warming or the Gods have definitely gone crazy... twitter.com/kalyaniadhav/s…
5 mins into an IKEA & you'll start scheming about living happily ever whilst sitting on furniture whose name u can't even pronounce.
by the time the zinger in my head made it into a tweet, the zing just fizzled out..
That shame and guilt when you come home to your dog after being around another dog and your dog sniffs him on you..
And now the Oscar for Best Extra goes to...
Be a part of the solution. Not part of the pollution.
nothing even matters
16 year olds write 'Taken' in their bios on Instagram. Taken where? Appu Ghar?
hmm, so this happened. first the #hollywood
sign and now this. 2017 is all about shifting the perspective!
<password is weak>
<password is feeling a little better>
Wanna go for a dip? Top view of Niagara Falls...
Zindagi ke aage ghutne tek dete ho fir bolte ho life is fucking me!..😂
Bro, my classmates legit took "break up photos" like they deadass broke up and took pictures after
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- a fairy tale between the clouds..
panties for your phone...??
...probably got confused on the 'coming out of the closet'... twitter.com/sidin/status/8…
What is the purpose of life?
Office meeting - some1 discussing strategies, throwing jargons & yelling not 2 compare apples w/ oranges. Now all I can think of is fruits!
You can eat half a souffle, but you can't cook half a souffle. I want a pancake now.
That stare when you really really want to go to sleep and some idiot goes honking out on street..
Where in the world is the best mountain to climb? Asking for my inner dormant mountain climbing self.
be careful what you wish for...imagine being stuck in a nightmare for 3 yrs.. #PlotTwist twitter.com/Maahi_Ve/statu…
it's like a drug...hard to wean off... twitter.com/HiggsBosan/sta…
bored. someone entertain me...
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