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To be or not to be an idiot...if thats the question haunting you tonight, then you need help, my friend.
I'm told I need to start organizing my life...So trying out with Wunderlist. Help me get a month of Wunderlist free: bit.ly/1mgCZ3C
The worst words you can say are, "If I had only..."
a text message is an accident waiting to happen...
sometimes you just want to let go of everything and become a handsome billionaire...
nobody can guarantee that you will succeed. but nobody can guarantee that you will fail either...
Today is cruel. Tomorrow is crueler. And the day after tomorrow is beautiful.
“Free” is the most expensive word.
Go big, or go home. Otherwise, you’re wasting your youth.
First you switch your mobile on for security checks at the airport, only to switch them back off on the plane.. Make up your minds, people!
6 Times When You Should Have Said ‘No’..medium.com/comedy-corner/…
10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings... medium.com/comedy-corner/…
that's 7 billion people...14 billion faces... #sigh
they say If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again... well, here goes... *reloads gun*
Seeing you happy, makes me sad... 😔
McDonald delivery 🚴♨... only in#uaee
ask me no questions and i will tell no lies...
the heart is but a mere feeble instrument...
everyone can say i love you...but it is the little details that matter in a long distance relationship...
Nostalgia is so overwhelmed..
Ok, this seems to be an interesting story... pic.twitter.com/rYkixMnQrk
Since we never wrote or signed any terms and conditions...i don't know what to expect from our relationship.
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich..and now I need one too!
If you think about it, the only time the word ‘incorrectly’ isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly...