Airports ought to be called House of Emotions.
Don’t Curse The Darkness,
Light A Fire.
If you take emotions out of it, everything is just business..
A woman happily in love, burns the soufflé. A woman unhappily in love forgets to turn on the oven.
When your dreams get destroyed
excuse me for a moment, my emotions are contradicting each other
No matter how much you care for someone, they will only care when it suits them.
When you’re already so dead inside that actual death doesn’t scare you.
Revisited my interview with Shah Rukh Khan back in 2012. There are movie stars and then there is SRK, for a reason.
Stuck in traffic, wondering about the life of an idiot and his fast car...
as a job-stealing immigrant, I now have 36 jobs and counting. I keep them in my basement like some kind of job dragon. what you gonna do
Ever had one of those days when you have trouble pegging someone's name? Well, I decided its best to give them a new one!
I'm learning something new every day. But I'm also forgetting something old in the process too.
i hate it when people go through relationship problems then go on twitter and say "fuck everybody" like wtf did we do??
99% of things you worry about never happens...
I can't take this long distance relationship anymore.
Fridge you're coming to my room.
There are 7,400,000,000 people on earth.
If you whistle or hum in public, just know that 7,399,999,999 of those people hate you.
Stop giving me rational explanations for everything. I prefer to think that it's all magic and fuckery.
The fact that they can actually tell the difference between turquoise, teal and aqua, is proof that women cannot be trusted.
Sweden stood with us after Bowling Green. Today we stand with Sweden.
Please don't block me because of my beliefs. Do it because I'm an asshole
Miss the good 'ol days when you'd greet a total stranger with a 'Hi', followed by an a/s/l...
Friend : Valentine's day pe kahan ja rahi ?
Me: Bhaad me.
“Free” is the most expensive word.
Me: Yaar relationship mein bahot problems chal rahi hai.
Friend [who hasn't dated a human being in 25 years]: Meri baat dhyaan se sunn
I have a rat. So, I bought a cat. Now, I have a cat.
Life without WiFi... is this what dying feels like?
I don't judge biryanis. I accept them as they are.
Bollywood Awards are never live telecast because they have to edit and show Rekha's reaction when Amitabh comes on stage.
- Oh awesome, something to tweet about.
RT I'll rate ur dp on the scale of mehh okay to Sexy.
sometimes u start a new song then u skip to like a third into the song just to make sure its not a bad song because ur time is very valuable
Choices are enemies of willpower...
How fitting a good tweet in 140 characters feel like
Imagine carrying a baby 9 whole months, dealing with sickness, pain & childbirth and then it grows up to make videos like these on Facebook
If you look at wow upside down it looks like mom, but if you look at mom upside down she assumes you are having a mental breakdown.
and now look at us 😍2
Wentworth Miller is incredible
I don't usually take selfies, but when I do...
Here's to another sexless weekend
His hands full of questions, her body designed of answers.
Powerful Nike commercial featuring athletes who are exclusively Muslim women.
We Indians are okay with pirating tv shows, movies, songs, video games and love using generic medicines but if someone steals a tweet omg
This is the place to be!! 😂�lb