I laugh @ people who are strongly against drugs
Jurassic World was so good I want a dinosaur to fuck me
I think the world is ending
Homo Estas? Very well, thank you. #LoveWins pic.twitter.com/5tXeGHxR8l
When your mom calls you and asks you what you want to eat (Vine by @Nellyminaj_
Honeymoon is alive and breathing
Lana Del Rey singing a snippet of 'Honeymoon' last night pic.twitter.com/oFUOS4g2qH
Took a 20 minute nap that lasted two hours oops
2 more days. Just. 2. More. Days.
Maybe if I wish hard enough, I'll get struck by lightning
I don't think I'll be able to eat pizza for like 3 months.
Friends are the family we choose
Things change, dude. You can't just be a pussy about it.
The little artist dude from Ant Farm that has a crush on chyna. He's 18.
If you keep looking for shortcuts, you'll never realize your full potential