Someone take me to cold stone PLZ
Mom: go clean your room
Mom: Did you clean it yet?
Me: Mad if i don't, mad if i do go hang out with dad or something
Sofia vergara making someone a hot chocolate (Vine by @thenickcolletti
If you eat pizza with ketchup I'm sorry we can't be friends
The other day a lady fell on me on the bus
No one will ever understand how much I love my dog
Loving this summer oily look ....
AP Finding the Answer Key Online
Your 1 second stories are not cute
I laugh @ people who are strongly against drugs
Jurassic World was so good I want a dinosaur to fuck me
I think the world is ending
Homo Estas? Very well, thank you. #LoveWins
When your mom calls you and asks you what you want to eat (Vine by @Nellyminaj_
Honeymoon is alive and breathing
Lana Del Rey singing a snippet of 'Honeymoon' last night
Took a 20 minute nap that lasted two hours oops
2 more days. Just. 2. More. Days.
Maybe if I wish hard enough, I'll get struck by lightning
I don't think I'll be able to eat pizza for like 3 months.
Friends are the family we choose
Things change, dude. You can't just be a pussy about it.
The little artist dude from Ant Farm that has a crush on chyna. He's 18.
If you keep looking for shortcuts, you'll never realize your full potential