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Someone take me to cold stone PLZ
Mom: go clean your room Me: Me: Mom: Did you clean it yet? Me: Mad if i don't, mad if i do go hang out with dad or something
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Sofia vergara making someone a hot chocolate (Vine by @thenickcolletti)
If you eat pizza with ketchup I'm sorry we can't be friends
The other day a lady fell on me on the bus
No one will ever understand how much I love my dog
Loving this summer oily look ....
Relationship goals
Your 1 second stories are not cute
I laugh @ people who are strongly against drugs
I am never not at target
Jurassic World was so good I want a dinosaur to fuck me
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I think the world is ending
Thinkin about u a lot
LeJames Bron
Praying the gay away
When your mom calls you and asks you what you want to eat (Vine by @Nellyminaj_)
Honeymoon is alive and breathing
Lana Del Rey singing a snippet of 'Honeymoon' last night
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Took a 20 minute nap that lasted two hours oops
2 more days. Just. 2. More. Days.
Maybe if I wish hard enough, I'll get struck by lightning
I don't think I'll be able to eat pizza for like 3 months.
Friends are the family we choose
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Things change, dude. You can't just be a pussy about it.
Who's next πŸ‘€πŸŒˆ
The little artist dude from Ant Farm that has a crush on chyna. He's 18.
It smells awful
If you keep looking for shortcuts, you'll never realize your full potential

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