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I'm now on this guy's shit list. #gsd#germanshepherd#bathtime#pissed
This is what I did today! #baking#cake#foodporn#yummy#birthday
Working while on one's period is a vast injustice and should be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
Ever since Jesus said anybody who believes in him gets to go to heaven this place has been overrun by douchebags.
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It's not a good feeling when you confuse sriracha for ketchup. #mymouthisonfire
October and his Auntie Tessa on Sunday. @yessatessa01 #redeye #laser #ears #doggy #gsd
(613): Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT ARE MY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND tmblr.co/ZX4vouk8_oCP
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If you haven't eaten a frozen dessert on a day like today, you done fucked up. #sunshine #hotashell
Brace yourself for the always original "May the 4th be with you" tweets. #noonecares
#IDontUnderstandWhy people don't tip. There's a reason why they exist, you ignorant schmucks.
I drank a margarita the size of a double gulp. I am both ashamed and impressed. pic.twitter.com/bBlW1tG1QR
Rooftop party! #instacouples #blondes #love #cutecouples #seattle
Think: "What can I do today to make my life better?"
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Found a Starburst in my backpack. #huzzah!
Sloths are what happen when coconuts become alive.
Wedding attire... #blonde #pearls #cheekbones #curls
On our way to the wedding rehearsal. Wooo!
Waking up at 9am, I feel like Dracula coming outta his coffin. I'm always exhausted, pissed off & bloodthirsty.
Remember: the Islamic extremist terrorists you think of are to Islam what the Westboro Baptist Church is to Christianity.
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Have you ever tried carrying a tray of glasses with a concussion? #notthateasy #weeblewobble
The rotting things I find when cleaning the sink drains make me wonder how humans are alive at all.
Stupidly playing the insomnia game tonight. #addictedtoblogging
Boyfriend bought house supplies. #alcohol #mixology #vodka #gin #tequila #bartender #cocktails #seattle
People of the world, If you own a dog that barks incessantly, don't live in a fucking apartment complex. #youreanasshole #akitaevita
Today I called my mom to discuss my recent bout of depression and she told me our dog was hit by a car and died. #notevenkidding #godhatesme
I'll miss you, baby girl.
How I feel about waking up at 6am for a mandatory employee meeting. #nosleep #hungoverisanunderstatement
A drunk girl's worst nightmare. No toilet paper.
Stupid work friends scaring me during #evildead. #notcool
I'm in an empty theater about to see the #evildead all by my lonesome. Can't decide if it's bravery or stupidity...
New life dream: To be as awesome as Melissa McCarthy. #shesthepoo #sotakeabigwhiff
Good morning!!! My cute boys.
Do girls forget what they look like without the obscene numbers of "selfies?" #instagramattentionwhore #fuckingstop
"I love my boyfriend but sometimes I just want to punch him in the face." [in today's mail]
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I'm seriously craving some new body mods. I'm so addicted... #tattoos #piercings
After a week of beautiful sunshine, this darkness is really bringing me down. #Seattle #rainraingoaway
Ladies and gents, say hello to my EDC outfit from #electriclaundry! #rave #ravebra #edc #edclv #purple #flowers #led #gogo #edm #edmgirls
I hope #lucyhale's upcoming album is better than her performance in #SororityWars. I've heard babies shriek more in tune. #godawful
"How do you feel about holes in pants?" "Absolutely not." "What if they're tasteful?" "Like in the crotch?" #shitmybfsays #fashion
And maybe if I was watching something like that, I'd forget I'm in a public bathroom and be able to shit.
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October was scared of the big spider!!! Jk. I just wanted to hold him like a baby. #gsd #germanshepherd #dogs #love #cute