Right now I feel like that one fry that somehow ends up in the onion rings.
I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.
I'm going to:
☑ Kitchen, I'm hungry.
The real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission, I mean I’d be like "Hey Bruce I MEAN BATMAN."
Dear Twitter, you should feel special. I'm always choosing you over sleep.
Are you watching too much TV but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!
Filming fun...hey. can I buy this? pic.twitter.com/bpchE7IAyn
Dear sidewalk, please get wider... Sincerely, third friend walking behind.
I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me.
That awesome feeling when you walk in the beat of the song you’re listening to...
That awkward moment when someone is singing really badly in the car next to you....
That awkward moment when your not sure if you actually have free time, or forgetting something.
The "Earth" without "Art" is just "Eh".
...please don’t leave me alone with your parents if I'm at your house.
You've only have 3 choices in life:
1. Give Up
2. Give In
3. Give it all you've got
Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess.
Considering this is the land of the free, stuff is pretty damn expensive.
Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet...
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The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
They've got this new machine at the gym. Only used it for about an hour, it's awesome - it's got Reeses, KitKat,Twizzlers... everything!
Constantly losing socks in the laundry but finding change. So logically there has to be a sock fairy.
I'm having an out-of-money experience.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for some people.
Teacher: Why aren't you paying attention?
Me: Sorry I'm not in this fandom.
Serving size: 4
All 4 me
❒ I wanna study
✔ I wanna sleep
✔ I wanna tweet
✔ I wanna eat
I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
Sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving...
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions... chocolate understands.
Hey graffiti artists, how the hell did you get up there?
I just love this video, check it out and let me know what you think? youtube.com/watch?v=aEWRZQ… #MusicMonday #teamemmarie
1.Think of a number.
5.Take away the number you started with.
6.Your answer is three.
going to school: late
going to a doctors appointment: late
going to a party: late
going to a concert: 8 hours early
I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candy that will not make it to Halloween.
Me: oh that's cute
*checks price tag*
Me: its not THAT cute
mom: clean your room
me: haha unfollowed and blocked
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers.
That awkward feeling you're forgetting something... pic.twitter.com/HPoTPMqXzo
Don't judge a book by its cover. My math textbook had a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it.
One thing I’ve learned from Vine is that a lot can happen in 6 seconds.
Harry Potter: the boy who lived.
Katniss Everdeen: the girl on fire.
Me: the girl online.