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Spiritual Leader: If you could have one thing in this world, What would it be? me: a terrarium with a small stegosaurus in it
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Responding to a hilarious joke by saying "very good" instead of laughing
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Mum: Of course you'll pass your exams! Me:
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7pm: "Right, shall we start making a move?" 10pm: Drive away while everyone waves from the front door
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when u in a group chat and someone from the chat msgs u from outside the chat. that shit be feeling mad serious, like why we whispering fam?
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Man! I've finished the first season of attack on titan already! 😯
If you post a selfie every day, your hobby isn't photography. It's narcissism.
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[driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving: omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD
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Passed my theory \O/ wooop ^_^ 🚗
@emily_ravenhall That was one hell of a game m8 😂😂94E
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*password is too weak* *password starts working out* *password enters weightlifting competition*
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I'll bring your bike back... someday!
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Any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough ^_^
lol fat elvis exists!
Sociology exam tomorrow I hope I don't drop too many Marx
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tip: if you're planning on studying sociology ... don't
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Popping the kettle on and hearing a steady stream of 'yes please' coming from every room in the house.
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DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE TOILET, MATE
when ur friend posts an ugly pic of u just cuz they look good in it vine.co/v/OdnOmBhXVqt
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"@HogwartsLogic: I can name more Harry Potter characters than friends" @emily_ravenhall this is you😂
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When you send a tweet with a spelling mistake but someone RTs it before you can delete it
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Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. Aristotle
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Getting an answer right on #universitychallenge 😎 \O/
Why is there a pancake stuck to the kitchen ceiling? BLOODY MLLER!
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L o l t h e c a t b i t m e 🙀
Oh piss off Bobby! It's literally who shot Mr Burns all over again LOL #EastEnders
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When all of your friends are talking about what jobs they want to do
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Where r ma panceks? 😋
"@BritishLogic: Those insufferable cretins who push the 'stop' button on the bus when someone else has already pressed it." @emily_ravenhall
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Life is happiest when you are a giraffe
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Almost shared someone's mum's status whilst Facebook stalking wow okay 😶😂 ahaha 😱




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