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Emilio J Romero
Enjoying “Personal” @LeeChildReacher latest Jack Reacher novel. As usual, the writing is sharp as a razor blade and so fun to read. Amazing.
“A society is defined not only by what it creates but also by what it refuses to destroy." ― John C. Sawhill
Dawn breaks during morning run. #run
3 días queriendo que @CNT_EC dé alguna respuesta a solicitud de servicio. Imposible. Operadora no existe. Prueben al 3731700 y confirmarán.
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Marathon distance in Sunday long run :)) pic.twitter.com/dwDUa1C31j
Marathon distance long run :)
I tried to train my cats... it turns out they ended up training me.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish
Do you think members of the Police Bomb Squad stop their microwaves at home at 0:01?
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
Anyoneknowshowtofixaspacebar? My othr kyboard is missing a ltter, I’m sur Hola <-- and this is my Spanish keyboard *sigh :(
"Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."
Do you think members of the Police Bomb Squad stop their microwaves at home at 0:01?
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."
Want to drive your kids crazy? Next time they try to argue with you, tell them to shut their mouths when they’re taking to you.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
"Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?"
Strong is the new thin...
Master, master... I am humbled by your wisdom 38.media.tumblr.com/5c0d1df9bde3de…
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them looks up and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'" --?
Look what I found in my long run today. Asked her to pace me but she was just chilling-out and said "maybe next time" pic.twitter.com/nT8puh7Z44
A little over 23 miles in a little under 4 hours :)
Look what I found during my run. I asked her to be my pacer but she was all relaxed and said "no". By the next lap she was gone ...
Hello Kitty is not a cat. She is actually a British girl, Kitty White, who has a cat. Go figure :) #HelloKitty bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28963…
I saw green eyed spiders during my pre-dawn run. Impressive. Thousands of reflecting little green eyes. pic.twitter.com/GNze1TAT9k
I saw the green eyed spiders during my pre-dawn run. Impressive. Thousands of reflecting little green eyes.
A Place for Stories of Those Who've Run from Hopkinton to Boston: April 20, 2004 - Nine years apart, tears for Boston bostonlog.blogspot.com/2014/06/todays…
If you think you can, you’re right. If you think you can’t, you’re right.
Running (ultimately) is like music: some are born with the talent... others, develop it.
What’s the difference between a toilet and a piano? If you don’t know, I’m never inviting you to my house, lest you go to on top of my piano
Mutatis mutandis... what else is coming our way? health.howstuffworks.com/medicine/moder…
Thanks for following back @JeanRunsMN @PennyWalford @sparklyrunner & @grabyourkicks ... looking forward to interact. Be well and run
Thanks for following back @sparklyrunner @RebeccaRuns ...looking forward to interact. Happy trails
‪#ALSIceBucketChallenge You “duh” know you have to donate, don’t you? It’s not just about pouring ice water on your head, making a video and sharing it... you understand it's more than that, don't you? #IceBucketChallenge
This was my bed when I was little. Throwback Thursday
You “duh” know you have to donate, don’t you? It’s not just about pouring water on your head, making a video and sharing it #bucketchallenge
Ecuador está entre los 50 países donde el minuto de comunicación celular promedio es más caro. bit.ly/1lhsqUm pic.twitter.com/kwzJwUnmVD
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“He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.” --Confucius