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Mighty Ellis Wright
It'll take longer than an hour, but this is still an awesome hack. #MissionImpossible for language, except it's real twitter.com/tferriss/statu…
Find recent movies where Tom Cruise DOESN'T ride a motorcycle, That's a real #MissionImpossible. Also, make homemade pico de gallo, so good!
1.4Billion Chinese, Female Supermodels Where? #ChangeTheWorldIn5Words
Retweet this. Then, when your book comes out, I can plug it for you. Cause by then I'll be a twitter god. #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter Cool, I think you can do it, man. You're always saying, like, interesting stuff. So...you gonna pack that bowl?
#TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter You're writing a book? No one reads those and you won't make money anyway. Just do a podcast.
LIVE on #Periscope: Questions for jazz or music theory. New 1 periscope.tv/w/aIcgzzc4Mjcy…
LIVE on #Periscope: Jazz harmony /music theory/wolf t-shirt periscope.tv/w/aIcf_jc4Mjcy…
Cleaning house; literally, not metaphorically, Comeback #NBA and #NFL and remind us that there isn't time to clean. #AskLydia What cool be?
#ImStrongestWhen the caffeine kicks in, I've got the buzz from a couple of shots, and my watch says 2:45am. What have I done?! #RegretSoon
Loneliness isn't being alone. It's being unable to express the ideas we hold dear; or having views that others find unacceptable. #IAmCait
#ChangeAWordSpoilTheBook  The Hithhiker's Guide to the Sodomy.
#ChangeAWordSpoilTheBook  The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Armadillos
#ChangeAWordSpoilTheBook What to Expect When You're Expecting Kidnapping.
#ChangeAWordSpoilTheBook Tolkien: The Lord of the Pedophile Rings
The last message was full of sarcasm. A reminder to not drown in our own self pity. Happy Sunday. Let's go!
I don't care how long ago it happened, because I'm stuck in the past and I let the past define me, I'm a waste of life. Nohappy,@ayeeblunt
I mean this in a good way, but I didn't start appreciating @iamcolinquinn's humor until I heard @jaymohr37's impressions. You both kill it.
I hope everyone's saturday was killer. Tomorrow is sunday, so plenty of time to make the most of the weekend. Also, I haven't seen #Hannibal
I decided to paraphrase the Dalai Lama, I hope you like it. #photo #photography #quote #art #love #MTVHottest
Michael Jordan Highlights (less than 5min) bit.ly/1HQO0q5 to remind us of one the greats during #WNBAAllStar and #NBAFreeAgency #NBA
Warning: These 9 habits are destroying your performance and making dogs laugh at you.#businesstips #NationalDanceDay twitter.com/tferriss/statu…
#News Part of I-75 closed because shots have been fired at an officer. fcnews.tv/1HQ4A9N #gainesville #RT
Oh no! It's sleepy time! Goodbye #nationaltequilaDay ...
#APositiveMessage, We have a pic of giraffes stretching! Soon they'll start doing #crossfit and no one will care.
Warning: These 9 habits are destroying your performance. linkd.in/1LApAoY Before you pass out from #NationalTequilaDay check em out.
Dennis Rodman upon being asked about his dress, yelled 'I celebrate #NationalTequilaDay my own way, and #Trump2016!'
#DennisRodman is supporting #Trump for president. Furthermore, Rodman is considering being a running mate. Vote for Team 'CrazyHair' in 2016
Breaking news! #SomeoneTellCNN We got the #RealHousewives' reaction to her new nickname 'Kenya, Hotbed of Terror!'
#SomeoneTellCNN This is Benedict Cumberbatch's Wedding Announcement. Congrats to Benchwarmer Cumbersome!
#SomeoneTellCNN Is this 1.Someone pouring soy sauce on a DEAD cuttlefish Or 2. Me finding out it's #NationalHotDogDay




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