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Ellen DeGeneres
It’s official – my home goods line has launched! I’m so happy. Watch again on @QVC @ 8pm PST & get the items here.
Sending this tweet from the set of my @QVC special. We're still live! There's half an hour left.
My live @QVC special starts in 20 minutes! Your holiday shopping could be over by the end of today, and it’s not even November. Here we go!
Why did Beethoven sell his chickens? Because all they said was "Bach Bach Bach” #ClassicJokeFriday
It’s the finale of “The Mattress Firm!" All the things you love about #HTGAWM minus most of them. #LaughDancePartner
3. More. Days. #TaylorOnEllen #OMG @TaylorSwift
Today’s the day! My line of home goods goes live on @QVC! 5PST, 8EST, & sometime in between there for the middle. I’ll let you do the math.
Happy #CatPhotoFriday
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra. #ClassicJokeFriday
This is what I love to see -- people saving water.
Happy Throwback Thursday #TBT
Tomorrow, I’m launching my home goods line on @QVC! They’re already selling like hotcakes! Mental note - next time sell hotcakes, too.
Four more. Days, that is. #TaylorOnEllen
.@Fergie’s here today to show me some #LALove. I L.A.Love her.
@Fergie’s here today to show me some #LALOVE. I LA Love her. #BackstageEllenSelfie
Happy Caps Lock Day! See, you’d think I’d be celebrating by using all caps, but I’m not. It’s counter intuitive. Comedy.
Bill Murray is on my show today for the very first time. He took this selfie backstage. This is gonna be good.
HBD JTF! I didn’t get an invitation from you. WTF? (That stands for “where’s the fun,” right?) @jessetyler
What’s better than one baby in a pumpkin? Four babies in pumpkins.
Six more days until @taylorswift13’s album release party on my show!
Six more days until Taylor Swift's album release party on my show!
If you’re watching the World Series tonight, spoiler alert: I already predicted the winner using a classic technique.
SAY Geronimo with Sheppard on my show today.
I love this photo of me with @kimkardashian making a duck face. Happy birthday, Kim! Buy yourself something nice and put it on my bill.
Happy birthday @JudgeJudy and @KimKardashian! I can’t believe you have the same birthday. You have so much in common. So so much.
Find out what falls on @katdenningsss head tomorrow.
I love it. #Repost from @mariolopezextra -- My girl @theellenshow hooked me up with her onesie and it's so comfortable! Gonna live in this thing all winter... #OnesieClub
16 years ago, I started supporting @TrevorProject. Join me today by giving $16 to help save lives. #TrevorSweet16
What do you get when you have two of the funniest people on TV on my show at the same time? This.
What do you get when you have two of the funniest people on TV on my show at the same time? This.
Every show this week I’ll be hiding an entry to win tix to a 12 Days of Giveaways show in the Ellen app. Sync to win!
Everyone’s surprised to hear #CatWeek is over.
Halloween's almost here! I wanna see your #ScaryTweets. I’ll start. Footprints in the snow lead to a window of my empty house. And end there
This dog has a real future in journalism.
My boxers made it to Engine Co. 32. I love those guys so much.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche. #ClassicJokeFriday
We're all Bengals today.
@TheEllenShow What do Italians eat on halloween? Fetuccini A-fraid-o
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"The Book of Life" opens today! @channingtatum, @zoesaldana and @diegoluna_ are all here. It’s a perfect Friday.
@BookOfLifeMovie opens today! @ChanningTatum, @ZoeSaldana and Diego Luna are all here. Watch ‘em on my show and then go see the movie. It’s a perfect Friday.
It’s National Pasta Day and #ClassicJokeFriday! Anyone know any good pasta jokes? A penne for your thoughts.