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Ellen DeGeneres
.@carrieunderwood is expecting her first baby! Congratulations, Carrie and Mike. This is what Labor Day is all about.
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.@NICKIMINAJ. @KimKardashian. @IGGYAZALEA. They all have one huge thing in common. They're on my premiere week! Starting one week from today
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One week and counting to premiere! Happy Labor Day. pic.twitter.com/SdybvdCqIC
I think we should all pull over for a moment to reflect on the meaning of Labor Day. Especially if you’re on the 405 heading North right now
Stairing contest. #CatPhotoFriday
I just found out Hello Kitty isn’t a cat. She does appear to have whiskers. I’m not judging. I’m just piecing this all together for myself.
And that’s how we got the first Deehuahua.
11 days until the season 12 premiere! I can’t wait for September 8th. pic.twitter.com/p0T8a7kypG
Here’s lookin’ at you.
Happy #ThrowbackThursday #tbt
I’m thinking about you, @Joan_Rivers, and sending lots of love your way.
Something's definitely happening on a Saturday. #clumsythumbsy
Brad & Angelina got married! It was a very intimate ceremony with family & close friends. At least that's what the bouncer out front told me
I’ll miss @DianeSawyer on the news every night. Now I’ll only hear from her when she calls to tell me what happened on “Pretty Little Liars”
Soon, some very exciting people will be walking through this door and onto my stage. #Hyperlapse
What did the sheep say when all of his friends left without him? What the flock?! #ClassicJokeWednesday
These two mean business. Got a caption for this photo? Post it in the comments!
Happy #ClassicJokeWednesday!
I have a challenge for you! Recreate your favorite Kim Kardashian selfie. Tag #kimstagram, #Ellen. See Mrs. Kardashian West herself during our two-day premiere, Sept. 8th & 9th.
This little piggy went viral. Adorable. ellen.tv/1vStA9s
What’s the most popular sitcom in the ocean? Tuna Half Men #ClassicJokeWednesday
I had a great time shooting this with @chelseahandler. Interesting fact - her breasts are pixilated in real life. youtube.com/watch?v=MMYrOq…
That baby is too dang cute! RT @drewbrees The best selfie ever!
I love getting a tweet from @pitbull on National Dog Day. RT: Thank you @TheEllenShow and congrats on the new season youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3ANa…
Thanks, @VanstoneL! Now, if you could just send me the cat, we’ll be all set.
It's Melissa McCarthy’s birthday! How are the post offices still open?
This cockatoo is the Oprah of biscuits. You get a biscuit! You get a biscuit! EVERYBODY GETS A BISCUIT! ellen.tv/1qq1Mbz
Congratulations, "Modern Family!" They said America wasn’t ready, but you proved them wrong. Of course, I’m talking about @SofiaVergara.
It's an amazing night for @BreakingBad_AMC. Congratulations! I can't wait for next season.
Way to go, @OfficialJLD! Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. Such a great category. I’m so proud that a woman won. #Emmys
.@AllisonBJanney takes home another Emmy! Wonderful. I added it to her Tinder profile.
Somebody get this parrot a motorcycle jacket. ellen.tv/YVrKK5
Good luck tonight, @sethmeyers! If you get nervous, just picture everyone naked. Based on the outfits at the VMAs, it shouldn't be hard.
Happy birthday, Ben Falcone! I’m giving ya the gift of reminding you that your wife, Melissa McCarthy’s birthday is tomorrow. You’re welcome
Everybody loves bath time.
I need to teach my cats this. Right now they’re working on putting the cap back on the toothpaste. ellen.tv/1p5GDOG
Hoping that everyone involved in the Napa #earthquake is okay. Thank you to all the incredible rescue workers.
FXX is airing #EverySimpsonsEver. I can’t wait for my episode. I’ll see you August 31st at 3:30am!
They’ll come back when they run out of candy.
Happy biirthday, Kristen Wiig!
The neighborhood watch.
This @coldplay playlist is my spirit animal. beats.mu/e01fK