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Elle Allio
comedy jokes lol 286 followers
According to sprint, her phone was actually disconnected due to the fact that she hadn't made a payment in 3 months.
Dreamcatchers catch nightmares; Not old memories.
If I told you all of my dreams, would you bring them to life?
But also, I want you. And your stupid sideways grin and conceited asshole behaviour and to sing to me and I'll write about you
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If you can't have what you want, Take everything else.
You'd think it'd be easy to give away free Royals tickets. I feel like that was way harder than it should have been.
I'm sorry; it was just sex.
If people were rain, I was a drizzle, and he was a hurricane.
Got a couple hours to blow? 24 hour fitness 💙
Hands down best dream I've ever had.
At least half of my pajamas are WonderWoman themed.
My favorite type of man is the kind that invites me to a 1:00am date at I-Hop... Then warns me he'll be wearing superhero pajama pants. 🙌
I got stalked at the bar all night. I went to a diner after; he seated himself at my table. I paid a waiter $20 to sneak me out the back.
I may be fucking beautiful, but my social awkwardness overrides that. God has a sick sense of humor. 😓�
I hate how timorous I get immediately after texting someone I'm attracted to. 😬😬😬😅
I have a splinter in my ass. I'm really upset about it.