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Bri Hinson
I bet she bangs like a fairie on acid.
You cannot make a home out of a human being.
Grandma says we can put fruit in a blender and call it a liquid for our fast. So that means I can blend potatoes, cheese, and bacon. Right?
My grandma is making me do a 7 day liquids fast. Whiskey is a liquid.
Coping mechanisms: ginko, bergmont, and acrylics. pic.twitter.com/150ssPOwsf
I'm going to spend the rest of my life locked in my room painting abstract pictures and drinking tea and listening to Bright Eyes.
Yeah, it's been a pretty shit day.
Pretty sure I've got the curse of Murphy's Law.
Warning: my family nominated me for Labor Day desserts this year. Posts may contain excessive chocolate.
If you're trying to look up Jennifer Lawrence's leaked photos, just remember pic.twitter.com/OFF13KdzDT
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Scrolling down twitter & seeing Jennifer Lawrence's nudes vine.co/v/MLI7ZMzInLQ
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My dating profile is just a link to my twitter account. If someone still wants to date me after seeing this crap, I'm into her
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*sees box of Krispy Kremes in breakroom *pulls fire alarm
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I think we should start bringing snacks to Fight Club. HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT... actually, snacks sound good.
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Meeting someone over twitter: instant friendship Meeting someone in person: I don't make eye contact so we never meet
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I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I'm pretty sure we should be friends.
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One day I'll take responsibility for my actions. Today is not that day.
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It's better to make a mess of your life every once in a while than to make a nothing of it.
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Starts liquor, bacon, burrito and taco delivery business. - becomes instant billionaire
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My cell doesn't work in my room & my grandma's computer is a dinosaur. But I just found my webcam from the 7th grade so let's do this.
So excited for all the women giving birth tomorrow!!! #LaborDay2014
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What wine goes best with Skittles?
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I would sext with you but my pizza just arrived
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I'm white but not go see what made that scary noise white.
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