Happy hour exists because real therapy is too expensive. :)
FYI: I'll be slaaangin' drinks up at the OC to tonight, so come see me!
I go both ways.
I like hard AND soft tacos.
So twitter is basically what the world would be like if no one bit there tounges.
My bucket list has warrants.
How much Wu could a Wu Tang tang if a Wu Tang could Tang Wu?
#tbt Trovillo and I at Social. Ahh, good times! #latergram #club
Maybe if I stopped mainlining coffee right before bed I could sleep at a decent time.
High school grad is this week? Stay off the roads because there will be lots of kids that aren't good at drinking and driving yet.
I wish I could throw my whole house in the washing machine.
I COULD do some cleaning since I'm wide awake, but....nah.
It's 1:30AM and I'm sober. This my suicide note.
I know you happy as fuck!!
This means that you guys can txt me whenever now! PM me if ya want my new digits. Gracias!
So my regular at work just gave me his 4G LTE hotspot to use until I get my new phone up and running. What a BADASS. #BartendingPercs
Why have I not watched Blue Mountain State before?! This is my new show!
: Been on FL studio literally all night making music. This shit is ADDICTING." Welcome to my life #ableton
Been on FL studio literally all night making music. This shit is ADDICTING.
It was pretty cool of God to put a vagina on all the crazy people in the world...makes them easier to spot.
Ironic moment of my day: Eating inside a Burger King while a weight loss infomercial plays on the tv in the dining area.
I wish I could quit life for festival season and go to every one!
A man asking a woman if she is ok when she is clearly not is like wearing a suit made of blood and punching a shark.
It takes more muscles to frown versus smile, therefore I'm going to strip my life of fun so I can have a super buff face.
What's everyone doing today?! #dayoff
i like that nowadays people can get famous just for being themselves. thats a cool thing
To Aleksander and Jose:
Murfreesboro wasn't worthy of such a show, seriously. You guys were epic! Thanks!! @SavantOfficial @CandylandDJs
So it's 1:28AM, and I'm still awake. I also here nothing good happens after 12. Let's make some bad decisions, shall we? #JoinMe
Most things I want are in the "now" timeframe.
Why am I still hungry? *coughs* ..Ooh yea. Heh.
Damn girl, are you a hotdog bun because...well, I think you know where I'm going with this.
Vodka mixes well with everything...except decisions.
...buuut tonight is different. I'm exhausted. Goodnight, Ladies n' Gents. May I dream of you. (And by you, I only mean the attractive ones.)
And on another random note: I'm already energized for my next show! I was so amped last night I literally couldn't fall aleep. #RageFacer
I'm just looking for a Beyonce in the streets but a ratchet hoe in the sheets. #TrueTrue
Relationship status: Single
To guys who wear camo in clubs: There is a reason you aren't getting laid...it's because the women can't see you.
Subtweeting: Used by Gradeschoolers and drama queens worldwide. (Do you REALLY have a reason to be mad? Didn't think so.)
Raging at the Savant\Candyland show with my bros @austinpnov @mercertn and @skinnybmusic ! We go HARD!! #RageBros #EDM #EDMNashville #EDMFamily #Savant #Candyland #Dubstep #House #Electro #Trap
Jose Martin from @candylanddjs had a KILLER set! Definately a fellow TrAp-A-HoLiC! #EDM #EDMNashville #Candyland #MainStLive #Dubstep #Trap #House
Savant and Candyland throwing DOWN! I live for these shows!! #Savant #Candyland #MainStLive #EDM #EDMNashville #Dubstep #House #Electro #Trap
Main Street got pretty hype for The Savant and Candyland show! #EDM #EDMNashville #MainStLive #Savant #Candyland
@savantofficial was absolutely amazing last night! The guy is a GREAT producer, and has NONSTOP energy...no way you can be still while listening to one of his sets! #EDM #EDMNashville #Savant #MainStLive #Dubstep #House
Last night at Main St. Live started off with @clintshowstheworld and definately set the right mood for the night! The dude is super talented and was a great paired with Savant and Candyland! #EDM #House #EDMNashville #Savant #Candyland #MainStLive
Murfreesboro tonight with Savant! Stoked to be back in Tennessee!
I'm literally going to have to change clothes at work to make it to Candyland tonight at Main St...I close and don't get off until 11.
Coffee time with my ultimate wingman\roommate @EricVez #AsTheRushComes
I"m a true gentleman. The only dick pics I've ever sent were to Guinness World Records. Per Request.
Trap music wakes me up quicker than a house fire. #InstaAwake