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Telling your friends about your followers on Twitter is like telling your case worker about the voices in your head.
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I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party.
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Signs are everywhere. Pay attention.
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If you can trust yourself it really doesn`t matter who you cannot trust.
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Old people may be racist as fuck and smell like goddamn mothballs, but boy can they whistle.
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How in the fuck do Chinese people see when they're high?
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Fucking idiots who send a serious reply to a tweet that is obviously nonsensical and meant to be a joke are the real goddamned terrorists.
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My daughter just said, "Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads." She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now.
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I was hit on by a gay guy today. Though I politely declined, we had an amazing conversation over beers. My point? Fuck you, homophobes.
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I had this song stuck in my mind all day :)
Baby Oh sweet baby, I must of been out of my head, if I tell you I still want you, can we tweet about it in bed.
I don't believe in life after death. I believe in life before death.
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Quote: things that can never be repeated ~ He whose name can never be spoken.
you cant make someone love you , you can only make yourself be someone worth loving.
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Silence is the master of all the languages
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A little RAW preview from my latest photoshoot, with a gorgeous Moroccan set that I built in my studio. Featuring... pic.twitter.com/xvD0RMtMhq
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What doesn't kill you...rips out your soul. Then... ...it makes you stronger.
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Note to self: "rubber" in the US does NOT mean "eraser". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!
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Karen, if you can see this, the tupperware didn't come with the lasagna. The tupperware wasn't a gift
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"We don't touch other people's butts." -A lie I just told my 2 year old
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My business card is just a piece of toast.
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practice what you tweet
Starts Twitter account Follows celebs (realizes they're stupid) Uses hashtags (realizes that's stupid) Finds one of you pervs Addicted
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Bad Day? Remember there are folks who have their ex’s name tattooed on their body.
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