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James Vallance
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I have been to Supermarket 4 times today to buy beer. I am concerned that I might becoming a Shopaholic.
Shocking NEW DNA Evidence Released Today Proves Nephilim--and Scientists...: youtu.be/CJZF7NDpMwQ via @YouTube
The Pagan Moon God --- الله Allah: youtu.be/B-82PT90T28 via @YouTube
FASTEST ~ TT ~ LAP . EVER . 2014 ✔ Riding Like A God - Bruce Almighty ✔ ...: youtu.be/mnMfy3m-JvY via @YouTube
If you dont drink alcohol, then how will your friends know that you love them at 2.30 am?
Best Image Quality - ON-BOARD TT ✔ Guy Martin V Michael Dunlop ✔ - ISLE ...: youtu.be/19hveBpALmI via @YouTube
#Science Major publisher retracts 43 scientific papers amid wider fake peer-review scandal wpo.st/DfFC0
#Evolution Dozens Of Scientific Papers Withdrawn After Peer-Review Fraud Uncovered | IFLScience iflscience.com/health-and-med…
Opposites may attract, but one of your babies will be ugly.
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#Evolution We built this theory on Block & Troll
Hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.
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As a kid, I swallowed a lot of lead while siphoning gas for the lawnmower. - Me, when people ask what the fuck is wrong with me.
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Not now, kids. Daddy's arguing with people on the Internet
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HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN
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Hey, we never talked in high school! Let's be Facebook friends so we can once again never talk! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!
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I'm going to ask you for your opinion and do the opposite. -Women
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does anyone else live in constant fear that a Duck is watching them ? ~ asking for a friend
Dr. Seuss would have CRUSHED it on 8 Mile.
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When I get unfollowed I just figure that people have a hard time relating to attractive people with a witty sense of humor.
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Nephilim: TRUE STORY of Satan, Fallen Angels, Giants, Aliens, Hybrids, E...: youtu.be/1zz8_MxcnzY via @YouTube
"Viva la revolucion" "Ha that's what Che said"
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#Evolution Why would Cave dwellers carve & paint pictures of Dinosaurs they had never seen or read about, all around the World? #SoftTissue
#Evolution Theory (Macro) x Entropy x BioGenesis x Mendel's Laws of Genetics
Theory of Everything: GOD, Devils, Dimensions, Dragons, Illusion & Reali...: youtu.be/mtBz1roiQR8 via @YouTube
#Science Archaeological Evidence that Proves the Bible is True: youtu.be/TPLiKDciPi8 via @YouTube
Animals that are too complex to have Evolved (Must See): youtu.be/n3ynK_QyI9I via @YouTube
Matt 23:10 And do not be called teachers; for One is your Teacher, the Christ.
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Avoid getting hungry in the shower by showering with a toaster
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The good thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my broken dreams and aspirations
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I'm gonna be the cutest drunk in rehab
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[Cat outside bathroom door] LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN I'M DYIIIIING Oh Hi there Thanks for letting me- I'm bored I want out LET ME OUT
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take me to your leader
It took years of therapy but I finally got over my addiction to therapy.
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Ryan Adams Reinvents Foreigner's Epic Power Ballad rol.st/1BzURi9 via @RollingStone