Summer is almost over <<<
You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.
If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. - Siri's grandma
Make everyone at the party jealous by sitting in the corner talking to no one
A body at rest stays eating chips. A body in motion stays spending too much on workout gear.
I want to have two children so the one I love less will become a comedian
I'm literally going to buy a island that has wifi so I don't have to pay taxes
Muhammad Ali gave his first Olympic medal to his old high school teacher who had previously said "you ain't never gonna be nuthin."
Kim & Kanye really named her north west ? Nahhh thats like alicia keys mom naming her "car"... car keys.
science class nigga me and money got chemistry
When I was younger, $20 felt like $100💵, now $20 feel like a $1😞😒😔
If video games make you violent, does monopoly make you a millionaire?
Love having no idea what day of the week it is. #summer
Just made some toothpaste oreos.... Im waiting for my first victim...
Well, one day I’d like to go to the Moon and look at the planet Earth and say, ‘Wow, there’s part of my portfolio
If you don't have a dream,you're not living but just existing
all is well since all grows better
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross?
Bill Hicks would've turned 51 today. 8 months before he died, he wrote to a priest who was offended by his routine: bit.ly/IJjaPO
Did you get suspended @MylikesBot
I love starting new accounts
- I DONT CARE HOW MANY FOLLOWERS YOU GOT
IF YOU AINT MAKE MONEY FRM THIS FACEBOOK SHIT LIKE I DO
YOU NOT... fb.me/1Z7nLEuqC
If you don't build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs..."-Tony Gaskins
You don't have to be great at what you do to reach your goals, you just need a great team to help get you there.
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library - Frank Zappa
Talked myself out of going back to college. I don't want a job again working 50-60 hours a week. I've been there & done that.
when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”―Nietzsche
I don't know how to describe my mood. Not angry. Not happy. Not content. Not satisfied.
It's not cheating, it's teamwork #FinalTips
Life Happens Once. Dream it. Achieve it. Learn from it. Experience it. Share it. Love it. Conquer it. But, most of all, never waste it.
Just because you make some money on Twitter does not mean you will be successful later in life.
The top 5 earners on Mylikes today made almost $30,000 combined :0
this deserves endless retweets pic.twitter.com/ix19dHud8D
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they are sending people to mars to live forever.. or however long they survive. please, some of my followers sign up
I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality
this account @YOUGAKUDAN_00
tweeted 36 million times. pic.twitter.com/WsDrp9MOya
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