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Ellen
Happy Friday, and congrats to all 50 United States on achieving the next level of liberty today. #LoveWins
Then I realized my running shoes cost 6.5 times more than my dress shoes. #runnerproblems
Baby's still asleep! Yay, I'm effin' free, man! I'm FREE! Free to work, work, work! #Parenthood
You know what's really flat? Pancakes. Pancakes are really flat. *Sigh* - missing Chi-town a little.
If a tree falls in the woods, crash lands on your tent and kills all of you, does it make a sound? #Camping #CampingNightmares
Opa! The house is on fire! #ImCooking
Very excited to receive my first pair of Lunas! Special offer from LUNA Sandals: 10% Off your 1st purchase - r.sloyalty.com/r/uiT1MccyBW8x… #Minimal
"Just put the beer in the diaper bag - there's plenty of room there." #JoysOfParenthood #parenting
"Click here" has been replaced by "tap here".
I've decided to spend my retirement arguing the politics of drinking water on Facebook.
A tree fell on spot where we stand while getting @foolishwaffles on weekends. #FeelingThankful nobody was hurt. philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2015/05/05/tre…
Bought a cat toy, and noticing how no cats are playing with it. #Winning
My hopes are that my daughter will grow up in a society where she has the same rights and opportunities as anyone else. #GlobalMoms
Of things you shouldn't say at a New Moms Group: "Anyone have suggestions for losing that last 10 pounds?" #runnersproblems
#ThoughtOfTheMorning: It's not morning anymore.
Live every day like it's your last... unless it actually is your last, in which case, PANIC!
Well, mostly ignored (thank you friends and fans who continue to fave and RT my word garbage).
That's what Twitter is for, a place to promote your goods where it remains safe, easy, and fun to be totally ignored.
If I'm already your friend on Facebook, I'm probably not going to 'like' or follow that self promotional page.
#DrunkTweet: if ur going to say ur an "arrrtist" in ur bio, u better post ur own effin' work in ur BG, or at least something about pirates.
Was about to send a DM to some friends about leaving car keys at their place (in another city), then I realized #HoneyBadgerDontCare
Yea, young 20 something dude, you got passed by an almost 40 gal pushing her 6m baby in a stroller. #running #ZeroDrop #OhShitImAlmostForty
Today's activities include losing myself in work while wearing the paper bag of shame. #MondayMotivation
Sneak peak at my next children's book! So excited about finishing this (though it won't be done until July-ish)! pic.twitter.com/26PtsUFOS7
Taking 'Umbrella Elephant' off our wall and sending him to his lucky buyer! We'll miss that guy. Sold via @vangoart vangoart.co/ellen-marcus/u…
Just realized that I've been walking around with an incandescent light bulb at the bottom of my purse for over a month! #TheMoreYouKnow
Had a nice conversation at the bus stop. If any of you are looking to quit smoking, try reading: amazon.com/Easy-Way-Stop-… it helped me.
Day 21 of #draw21days. Challenge: selfie. This was a fun challenge. Thank you, @lynda pic.twitter.com/UHGIuwjTUx
Day 20 (which was yesterday) of #draw21days. Challenge: go outside & draw. This was diner after group run. pic.twitter.com/hIJK1ub2I0
looks like i was able to finish day20 of #draw21days..will post 2morrow... w/ time 4 not muchelse, like grammar & spelling. #thankyouhusband
Hope nobody minds I skip #draw21days day 20 - may not get to it. But here's a work in progress. #LadyViking pic.twitter.com/ai9FrZ8bwP
Does your boss negotiate to lower your paycheck? I don't negotiate a lower price on my work either. #artist #ArtsMatter
Day 19 of #draw21days. Fill the page with faces. Wish I had more time to render these. pic.twitter.com/is6UDHVlY8
Without adequate resources I cheated a little on day 18 of #draw21days. Cut out cardboard shape and ink it up. pic.twitter.com/emvevqStIu
Day 17 of #draw21days. Today's challenge: draw two eyes. One photo-realistic, the other totally simplified. pic.twitter.com/NFho4NkuHb
Day 16 of #draw21days. Challenge: draw essence of an owl from provided photographs. pic.twitter.com/pWjI8Dkv90
Day 15 of #draw21days. Fitting these dinosaurs into boxes. pic.twitter.com/03GX2nK6Pa
Oops, that last tweet was supposed to be day 13. This is day 14 of #draw21days. Challenge: distortion. pic.twitter.com/5hOZXF9ysa
Day 11 of #draw21days. Today's challenge: create a monster! Here's one for #StPatricksDay Happy St. Patrick's Day! pic.twitter.com/GW3JBjU6I4
Some guy asked me why I'm picking up litter today. 1) It looks nicer. 2) I have to live here. 3) Because I'm awesome! #phillyspringcleanup
Day 10 of #draw21days: The "Super-Doodle" (full page stream of consciousness). pic.twitter.com/gznBYVtlt1
I imagine that my 99 year old grandmother is having a picnic with all her friends in a rose-filled park every time she goes unconscious.
This is what we eat for breakfast almost every morning (all the drawings are mine). #Breakfast #BreakfastSalad gopinkunicorn.blogspot.com/2015/03/breakf…
Project taking longer than expected. Maybe by next week I'll be done with it... #sketch_dailies pic.twitter.com/T1OsxrelaE




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