My "Run. Walk. Vomit" trucker hat is quite a bit more popular than expected. Enjoy! zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #Runner #Ultramarathon #Ultra
A tie with Ebola on it (for that special biotech) zazzle.com/ebola_tie-1512… #Ebola #Micro #Microbiology
I don't think my jar of pennies is enough to pay the marketing assistant. zazzle.com/lion_chef_gree…
Dada's looking after baby, and I'll be working the night-shift. Yay for doing work that doesn't involve babies!
I wish to live in a society where people are not defined as "black" or "white". Those terms define extreme colors in photoshop, not people.
O'malley just kinda blew me away a little bit. #DemDebate #showmanship
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. You can only fail so many times until death - with death comes less of a concern for failure!
If the #MicrosoftServiceDesk
tech working on my issue is in India, he's been on it since 3am...I hope you're paying him well, Bill.
Received a call from Microsoft Tech Support at midnight last night. #CustomerServiceFail #OutsourcingToTheOtherSideOfThePlanet #TimeZoneFail
Lines are much easier to follow when someone else is writing them.
"art is dead", and everyone was like
"Great drawings, nice, unorthodox story", what my friends are saying about the new children's book: amazon.com/gp/product/B01…
The baby is asleep. 2nd cup-o-coffee brewing. Now free to continue sketching out the next project. #mondaymotivation
A story of building creatures in the snow (by yours truly): amazon.com/gp/product/B01…
Professional grade cheesiness is a talent I don't have.
Looks like I got bit by a spider. No report of superhuman powers, yet...
to myself for publishing another kids book! Have a look inside: amazon.com/Flat-Head-Zed-…
If you have Kindle Unlimited, my book is free. Remember to watch for flying snowman heads! amazon.com/gp/product/B01… #childrensbooks
Being boastful about my beliefs never made them any stronger or more real than the beliefs of others.
I used to think people who sang to themselves were crazy, then I caught myself doing it. #parenthood
Preparing for a grand exodus in the wake of Hurricane Francis.
Today is going to be a good day. Oh, wait, it's 2pm already? Today is going to continue to be a good day.
After finishing my book, I'll have some time to learn a new skill - cut back on foul language, or game programming...#decisions
I consider running to be more of a depression maintenance plan than a pleasant hobby-like activity. #runner
The proof arrived in the mail. It's not actually in pudding at all - what the heck?! #publishing
Had a nightmare I was being chased by bees. Could have been worse - could have dreamed I was animating for cereal commercials.
I got taller, but never enough to make the trees seem shorter. #HappyRun #Nature #Runner #Sketch_Dailies
See that pile of sh*t? Leave it there, but arrange the turds so they don't stink as much - that's formatting.
Option #1) ignore all self-respect & take a midday nap. Option #2) continue hitting F12 every time I go for the 'Backspace' button.
Well, so much for getting back to sleep. *locates injection site for caffeinated IV drip*
Been up since 4am battling memories of abusive words from really mean people. Conclusion: I'm still the better person. Sleepy, sleepy...
This is what happens when you binge watch "Game Of Thrones". My sketch of the week: "CatDragon" ellemrcs.deviantart.com/art/Cat-Dragon… #Cats #Kitty #Dragons
All this trash-talking about design is making me hungry. #GoogleLogo
Google designers must have that same box of toys found in my kid's playroom. #GoogleLogo #ColorFail
: don't treat armpit chafing with a giant band-aid because it will eventually need to come off. #SelfWaxing #Megatransect
For creating vibrant and charismatic horror leads, I thank you. R.I.P. Wes Craven.
Stuck in an endless AdSense login loop. Self destructing in 5...4...3...2...
My experience with the Windows 10 Update (and a new cartoon) actsofpaint.blogspot.com/2015/08/window…
Onedrive was just too darn good to last. #Windows10Fail
I love that Ambrose is still a thing: theverge.com/a/new-devils-d…
Thank you @verge
I wonder if that insurance plan includes "acts of baby". #parenting
~15 years since declaring Animation/Illustration as a career choice. I'm still doing it, loving it, & still worry about losing it.