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I'm convinced that there are unicorns dancing on the ceiling at night - I mean, what else would the cat be staring at?
ALS is a horrible disease, and it's good to see the #IceBucketChallenge go viral. But, wouldn't it be more effective in winter?
Cowardly is as cowardly does., my name is trending. Just don't ask me to do your dishes - I don't do dishes. But, I can build a table from an old door!
When people think I'm forgetting to add quotation marks & citation to things I say, it makes me feel smarter than I likely am. #LifeIsGood
A true sociopath will often never win, but will use hypocritical & abusive methods to confuse their targets. #TakeCharge #StandYourGround
Since when did Nike Frees become "minimalist" shoes? They're not even zero drop! #RunnersWorld #MinimalistProblems
It is difficult to be kind to people whose misery runs so deep, all they know how to do is hurt others. #HatredBreedsHatred #CheckYourself
Some people are never happy unless they're making you miserable. Remember: you are not responsible for their happiness. #PositiveThoughts
When I was taking notes in #microbiology class, I would never have thought my sketches would make people so happy!…
When educated people fail to read the book on positive social interaction, they can become trolls of the internet. #LifeIsTooShort
Browbeating people over language that is "politically correct" makes you no different than those who attempt to silence your dissidence.
Finally got to go to #SIGGRAPH! ...and was probably the only pregnant person there. #SIGGRAPH2014
Thinking about giving a book on how to overcome passive aggressiveness to the passive aggressive in-laws. #ThisCouldWork
One thing is for sure - #WorldCatDay would never exist without the internet.
For those not on DA. Illustrated movie poster (movie in pre-production). #happymonday #NSFW
Illustrated the poster for this horror-comedy in production:… #HappyMonday #NSFW
Refrained from comment on bananas in an FB pic of local farmer's market foods. Banana farms in the Northern States? #FeelingAccomplished
The food pyramid was invented for the benefit of Big Agro - that pisses me off. Other things that piss me off are hangnails & mosquitoes.
Finding. The. Right. Punctuation. Seems. Extra. Difficult. This. Morning. #HappyFriday
“Positivity” shouldn't be a real word. In my rough guestimation, future learnings of said word will leave a trail of unfortitudeness.
If invited to a baby shower, don't publicly post you decline because of a housewarming party & invite the host to that #FacebookIgnorant
'God is great', sure, but coffee is so much better! #InfidelQuotes #Nontheist #Atheist #Agnostic #Apostate
Pro Tip: never go to an education conference while pregnant unless you wish to hear everyone's birthing story. #TMI #WTF #PregnancyProblems