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Ellen
The days of finding old family pics in a box in the basement are over. Enter the days of discovering a dusty, unmarked flash drive.
The "F" word never fails to make a stubbed toe feel better.
You can't enlighten someone by blowing a horn at them... or, maybe you can on the #EastCoast. #EastCoastDrivers
Drink the baby, burp the beer... I could use more sleep. #parenting
Hope Amazon diapers are gluten free - in fact, some babies eat their diapers: amazon.com/diapers-gluten…
#SketchOfTheDay - well, actually, this one is from yesterday when I was too busy to post it... ellemrcs.deviantart.com/art/Sodt11-28-…
Taking note on how my name fits neatly into the word 'excellent'.
"Vegetarians are only 3 beers away from eating a meatball." - Favorite quote of the evening #FriendQuotes
The great and powerful baby has spoken. All hail the baby! #parenthood
R.I.P., Tom Magliozzi
News Flash: cats fed on a schedule don't understand #DaylightSavingTime
Changing diapers: it's all about waiting for the other poo to drop. #parenthood
My new reply to: "Are you going natural?" Me: "Yes! But, we're still looking for a good placenta recipe...you got one?" #PregnancyProblems
Ah, the majestic and noble salted-caramel doughnut. Thank you, Beiler's.
For that special microbiologist working on a cure or vaccination for Ebola zazzle.com/deadly_disease…
Virtual shout-out to the runners! Go runners! #ChicagoMarathon
Smiley faces are a non-offensive, digestible form of communicating in text, diffusing any potential for comment-section-warfare. :)
Many ask: "Are you going natural?" Me: "Sure! We plan on hiking through the woods to give birth in the river." #PregnancyProblems #FavReply
Damn, dropped a work tool on the floor again... #PregnancyProblems
♪ ♬ It's getting cold in here, so put on all your cloths. I am getting so cold, I wanna put more cloths on! ♪ ♬
#CVS expects $2 billion loss for removing tobacco products "to promote public health"... plans to make it up in Halloween candy sales.
Ebola in Texas, Ebola in DC, and now, Ebola on your pillow! zazzle.com/ebola_pillow-1…
With good healthcare/sanitation/education, Ebola in the US isn't that contagious. #1stWorldParanoia #sketch_dailies pic.twitter.com/xXiuRUIV5i
Deciding on which federal offence to commit so I can get out of jury duty permanently. #ExConsHaveAllTheFun
Got an e-mail titled "Your Mom". It's from my dad who decided to send over a bunch of black & white photos of my mom as a baby.
Don't settle for just sounding like an ass on your phone, you can now look like one too! #iPhone6plus #sketch_dailies pic.twitter.com/CJ7W2m72VI
Take stress off leg joints & be seen in crosswalks Salvador Dali-style with the Pregnancy Walker! #PregnancyProblems pic.twitter.com/lfCzKm7sij
Inventing the first wheeled walking stick for the extended belly of pregnant people. It will come with a safety flagpole for crosswalks.
He bites new mail, jumps on strangers, licks my face, plays fetch, & today, I just caught him drinking from the toilet. #MyCatIsReallyADog
Need to sketch something out today before I go completely sane.
While getting the #FluShot wasn't the most magical of experiences, at least I'll be protecting the babies, elderly & immune-compromised.
Still sore with a scraped knee and hand from the tumble I took the other day. No broken bones, but I think I may have sprained my pride.
Happy Constitution Day! We keep our copy next to a bottle of gin in the liquor cabinet.
The discomfort could always be worse - I could have Ebola. #PregnancyProblems
To the single people: be sure your standards for a future significant other include treating you well (and be sure to reciprocate).
Cyber-stalking my favorite food truck: @foolishwaffles ...We'll be looking for you at the Chestnut Hill Market! :)
Feeling #depressed. Just thought I'd share that with 21 thousand of you (though some of you are probably robots and won't understand).
How bored and desperate does one need be to watch a full-length movie on a cell phone?
#CommonCore: a new and exciting way to do math that inspires rage in people over the age of 30 who failed to pass basic algebra.
RIP Joan Rivers. You may have only been on this planet for three-hundred years, but your legend will live forever.
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Always forgetting about some of these until someone requests a license to use my work: ellemrcs.deviantart.com/art/Fish-Playi…
No collection of physical discomfort is complete without a harrowing case of poison ivy. #PregnancyProblems
Wearing sunglasses is a lot like being on Facebook... nobody knows you're watching them unless you comment or give em' a thumbs-up
Aww, man, my right mouse button stopped working - thus transforming my IBM into a Macintosh.
If you follow home improvement trends, this tie will match the color of your walls: zazzle.com/microbiology_t…#Microbiology #SingleCelled
Thank you, #runners who give me a smile and thumbs-up when I'm out there running. You guys rock! #PregnantRunner
I'm convinced that there are unicorns dancing on the ceiling at night - I mean, what else would the cat be staring at?