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Ellen Marcus

Trying really hard not to misspell anyghing...
After seeing #DrStrange, I was left wondering if the movie was pro or anti distracted driving.
Stuff my nightmares are made of (& not the fun nightmares where I'm slashing heads off zombies) buzzfeed.com/rosalindadams/… #HumanRightsDay
Sorry, seagull - but, I think the tardigrade is my new spirit animal instagram.com/p/BNzmfs8j4q4/…
Special thanks to all the bacon lovers ordering my design! Much love to you right back! zazzle.com/bacon_pattern_… #GiftIdeas #giftingmadeeasy
Twitter suggests I follow @realDonaldTrump... uh...it doesn't look like he'll #FollowBack. Maybe I'll get lucky & win the lottery instead.
Finally got around to updating my painting of Lady Gaga redbubble.com/people/ellemrc…
Getting up at 7am officially counts as "sleeping in". #Parenthood
A bad case of post nasal drip makes skipping lunch a lot easier. #protip
Yeah? Yeah - I think I'm done animating for the day...really? I said YEAH!
Hi @Strava, if you list activity options like "Stand Up Paddling" & "E-Bike Ride", can we also get a "Joggling" option please? #Joggling
Thanks to whomever bought my coaster design! Hope they are loved by some geeky microbiologist out there zazzle.com/microbiology_i… #GiftIdeas
Wrap your gifts in science with my microbiology pattern… zazzle.com/microbiology_p… #CyberMonday #microbiology #sciencegifts
Deadly Disease Wrapping Paper for that special science lover... zazzle.com/deadly_design_… #giftideas #blackfriday #sciencegifts
I like my runs how I like my water - cold and flat. #run #running #chicago zazzle.com/runner_gifts_t…
Another successful day of animation ...all thanks to birth control (and daycare) #TMIWednesday #ThxBirthControltwitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Finally figured out how to set m4r file as ringtone on my iphone... what a frustrating week: sketchlocker.com/2016/11/m4r-ip…
Now Googling "how do I put a f*cking custom ringtone on iPhone" because WTF, Apple? For $500, I should be able to 'click-click-done'
#Game7: the source of my insomnia this week.
One little first world problem isn't the end of the world. But five in three hours will ruin your day. #FirstWorldProblems
Watched #thewalkingdeadseason7premiere with headphones while my toddler watched Elmo. #ParentingGreatKids
I'm not dead yet & not in jail...& that's when I realized I can do/be anything I want... #reinvent2016
I keep thinking it's Thursday. #FridayFeeling
Memes do not count as evidence for argument. #protip #ThursdayThoughts
I'm a little nervous about running my first 50k tomorrow... zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #runnerprobs #runners #RunnersLab #runnersworld
Which warning label is most relevant in your life?
Made the mistake of feeding the cat 2 hours early & she now thinks she hasn't been fed yet. #WalnutBrain
Find a way to laugh at yourself before others do it for you. #PreEmptiveEmotionalHealth
#Protip: Writing in all caps does not add clarity or validity to your argument.
Mommy's head cold has transformed her into a junglegym for the toddler. #parenting
#ProTip: "I have a PhD and decades of experience" is not a valid argument. #mansplaining
It's all fun and games until someone gets fired.
Of all that could kill you (disease, floods, bears...etc), I fear other people the most.
Time to get out and placate.
I made this design for my baby's shower almost 2 years ago. redbubble.com/people/ellemrc… #FridayFeeling #FlashbackFriday
One "like" can say a thousand words. #Facebookism #ThursdayThoughts
Finished posting my Pork Typogram designs & now I can go to lunch...& possibly eat some pork redbubble.com/people/ellemrc… #thankyou @redbubble
Artist generally make a lot less than you think, so when you steal from them, you might be stealing from the poor. #ThursdayThoughts
If you ever wanted Cthulhu on a t-shirt, here she is: zazzle.com/cthulhu_on_a_b…
It's ultramarathon season (the one you've all been training for) zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #ThursdayThoughts #RunForHappiness #runnersproblems
I am Ellen - destroyer of Buzz and Joy. May they rest in peace as their bodies are sprinkled over my breakfast. #Roar
High deductible insurance plans are a sure fire way of preventing people from seeking necessary medical attention.
 
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