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Ellen Marcus

Another successful day of animation ...all thanks to birth control (and daycare) #TMIWednesday #ThxBirthControltwitter.com/i/web/status/7…
Finally figured out how to set m4r file as ringtone on my iphone... what a frustrating week: sketchlocker.com/2016/11/m4r-ip…
Now Googling "how do I put a f*cking custom ringtone on iPhone" because WTF, Apple? For $500, I should be able to 'click-click-done'
#Game7: the source of my insomnia this week.
One little first world problem isn't the end of the world. But five in three hours will ruin your day. #FirstWorldProblems
Watched #thewalkingdeadseason7premiere with headphones while my toddler watched Elmo. #ParentingGreatKids
I'm not dead yet & not in jail...& that's when I realized I can do/be anything I want... #reinvent2016
I keep thinking it's Thursday. #FridayFeeling
Memes do not count as evidence for argument. #protip #ThursdayThoughts
I'm a little nervous about running my first 50k tomorrow... zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #runnerprobs #runners #RunnersLab #runnersworld
Which warning label is most relevant in your life?
Made the mistake of feeding the cat 2 hours early & she now thinks she hasn't been fed yet. #WalnutBrain
Find a way to laugh at yourself before others do it for you. #PreEmptiveEmotionalHealth
#Protip: Writing in all caps does not add clarity or validity to your argument.
Mommy's head cold has transformed her into a junglegym for the toddler. #parenting
#ProTip: "I have a PhD and decades of experience" is not a valid argument. #mansplaining
It's all fun and games until someone gets fired.
Of all that could kill you (disease, floods, bears...etc), I fear other people the most.
Time to get out and placate.
I made this design for my baby's shower almost 2 years ago. redbubble.com/people/ellemrc… #FridayFeeling #FlashbackFriday
One "like" can say a thousand words. #Facebookism #ThursdayThoughts
Finished posting my Pork Typogram designs & now I can go to lunch...& possibly eat some pork redbubble.com/people/ellemrc… #thankyou @redbubble
Artist generally make a lot less than you think, so when you steal from them, you might be stealing from the poor. #ThursdayThoughts
If you ever wanted Cthulhu on a t-shirt, here she is: zazzle.com/cthulhu_on_a_b…
It's ultramarathon season (the one you've all been training for) zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #ThursdayThoughts #RunForHappiness #runnersproblems
I am Ellen - destroyer of Buzz and Joy. May they rest in peace as their bodies are sprinkled over my breakfast. #Roar
High deductible insurance plans are a sure fire way of preventing people from seeking necessary medical attention.
"Trigger warning: I have a gun." - #quoteoftheday
My trigger is the concept of trigger warnings.
Why make food represent that which would disgust you to eat? #veganhotdogs & #veggieburgers
Since staring at a smartphone became socially acceptable, I've done fewer drawings for fun... just thinking about my #NewYearsResolution.
In about 1/2 hr I start making dinner! *claps hands and bounces on stability-ball office chair replacement like giddy child*
Cheers to the billion times I've seen Young Frankenstein. I'll see it again soon, I promise, Mr. Gene Wilder.
#ProTip: forgetting to send that resume along with the cover letter is not a good example of "pays attention to detail."
Extremes of inbetweens floating about my dreams... gofundme.com/2m27fvah #animation #childrensbook #animated
Thanks to the anonymous who love my runner design! Much <3 right back! zazzle.com/runners_tie-15… #running #runners #RunnerProbs #runnergifts
If running was a drug... wait, it kinda is.
Help support the great talent working on The Animated Story Of Flat Head Zed! gofundme.com/2m27fvah youtu.be/yPpZSM9Nhkw #animation
#MyFutureIs filled with foot surgery after wearing these foot coffins. Don't let shoe companies deform your feet!
I'm running out of animation progress to show without giving away the plot! #AnimatorLife #animate
To the announcers chatting through the whole ceremony: please be quiet & let the rest of us enjoy it. #ClosingCeremony #nbcfail
Just ordered my own design thanks to @zazzle. There seems to be high demand among my fellow #runners: zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #thankyou #run
Sometimes I find the fruits of my labor are covered in worms after having fallen from the tree several days ago.
 
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