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Ellen Marcus

#Protip: Cyberstalking a political ranter is good policy to identify severe logic impairments that would make rebuttal a futile endeavor.
With the death of minimalism & the Minimus, I might be considering these as my new running shoes: amzn.to/1t8PokW #runner #marathon
Using these copper tiles for my sink project. Love them (not more than my child, but it's close): amzn.to/1Pgd4Zw via @amazon
#NewsFlash: 100 year old toddler-sized rocking chairs don't come with safety belts, but they're still fun. #toddlerlife #parenting
Sally sells sea shell scripts. #geekhumor
For #GlobalRunningDay I'll be running with my kid in a stroller to get a can of paint, a gallon of milk & some cheese. #multitasking
A little something for the ultramarathoner: "Run. Walk. Vomit." zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #GlobalRunningDay
Patina created by salt water & ammonia gas on copper pipe. #ItsOfficiallySummerWhen you can do this sh×t outside.
Prepping the interior for the surface layer. #refurbished
Facebook: a cure for happiness; killer of joy; bringer of dark thoughts.
Took a bit if time to figure out the pneumatic staple gun after throwing away the directions, but today, progress.
If I had a nickel for everytime I called the city to remove a basketball-sized hornet's nest, I'd have to get another day job.
Saw "Joe Budden" trending. My initial thought: did the Vice President get busted for smoking pot?
Thank you, anonymous ultramarathon fans for checking out my "Run. Walk. Vomit." design: zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #art #runner #runnerproblems
My illustration of the week for those run-walk-run friends: zazzle.com/run_walk_run_h… #runnerprobs #runnerbliss #running #runner #runwalkrun
What every mom needs is a shoe that won't deform her feet: goodfootbadshoe.com/womens-shoes/ #WhatMomsNeed #mothersday #motherhood
Don't submit to corporate foot-binding. Here are the horrifying truths of your shoe's anatomy: goodfootbadshoe.com/shoe-parts-men…
Thanks again to the anonymous admirers of my illustration on mugs zazzle.com/microbiology_p… #supportart #microbiology #micro #biology #science
I took my toddler into the voting booth to show her how important it is for women to vote. #WomenVote #PAVotes #iVoted
I must have butt-tweeted. Well, that's just embarrassing.
If you love your feet, you'll want to strap a pair of these on. I wore mine all winter (with the fleece tabi socks). shar.es/1jvDAu
"Well enough" won't be getting the last word today! #PerfectionistProblems #AnimatorProblems
"Disgruntled Elf Beer" design for my husband's #homebrew bottles zazzle.com/disgruntled_el… <3 #NationalBeerDay
Sharing all the labels I made for my husband's #homebrew on this beautiful #NationalBeerDay zazzle.com/old_wood_beer_…
My coloring book has not but one cat, & that cat is on the cover! amzn.to/1Mh3XvI #Lefthanded #CatBooks
I hope whomever bought my ultramarathon design enjoys the hat zazzle.com/run_walk_vomit… #ultramarathon #runner #runnerproblems #run #ultra
Had a nightmare my husband ran off with a woman who made more money than I. #WeirdFeministDreams
"Useful for performing nuclear experiments"... or making your easter eggs glow amzn.to/1VQLGYa #NuclearSummit #NUK3TOWN
Thanks to all the micro lovers - I'll be revising this pattern soon! zazzle.com/microbiology_p… #microbiology #micro #science #bacterium #art
Having a toddler is like dating an alcoholic... only more expensive. #parenting
One of my baby's first words is "coffee"... really hopeful she's not also saying "shit".
I had the most fun writing #1 of this list...& animating this gif babymamabomb.blogspot.com/2016/03/top-10… #parenting #parenthood
Can you anthropomorphize a baby? I'm pretty convinced I did that just now.
Where did Tony Bennett get his doctorate? Fainting may happen after 48+ hrs without water...maybe he drank too much humankinetics.com/excerpts/excer…
Showering daily is no longer in my job description. #busyday #workingmom #DontJudgeMe
Wait, there was a forth one? variety.com/2016/film/news… Indiana Jones
First use of the word "blog" was in 1999: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog My other least favorite words include "musings" & "nor'easter".
Maybe this next cup of coffee will make all my dreams come true...hopefully not the one where I was naked at a board meeting.
A little animation here, a little animation there, & my blog on juggling (& running) endurancecandy.blogspot.com/2016/03/joggli…
For a moment, I thought it was Tuesday of last week. #FridayFeeling
 
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