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Madonna is 54 and her bf is 22. Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her bf is 26. If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry, maybe he isn't born yet
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doctor : are u sexually active ? me : i'm not even physically active
wHAt's Up everyone ! :)))
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One night after story time Emma asks "Mommy, when you were little was everything in black and white?"
Gooood nigh everyo one ( i hope with more folloewrs tommorow) ;)))))))))))))))))))))) night :****
I love doing stupid things with my friends.
That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
I love sleeping to avoid problems.
GPS says "arrival time". I see "Time to beat".
Asking your pet a question like they will respond. (._. ) ;)))
*goes back to school after a long break* how do i hold a pen
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -
Friday is my second favorite F word.
Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is where you are. - See more at:
Smile is a curve that make every thing straight
Save The Earth Because Its The Only Planet With Chocolate [:
Behind every girl's favorite song, is an untold story.
Haveee a nice lunch everyone <3 <3333
You'll never understand until it happens to you.
An egg just followed me. Now I just need some bacon.
I love when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
My phone always rings way longer when I'm ignoring a call.
"Page Not Found" well..... Bitch, find it!
Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?" "No" "You sure, your face looks pretty messed up"
About life: "It goes on." About love: "It doesn't last." About people: "They change fast."
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo