Your guarantor form goes to the letting agency, not the house you're moving into... weirdo
You're so fucking bone idle. I hope I never get the chance to work in a pair or group with you ever again
However I'm not gonna lie, I've signed up to some stupid stuff in the past, now I can't get out of it
Then that site leaks your number in a big database for "PPI" scammers to randomly call you
"Why do I keep getting PPI phone calls?" probably because you've signed up to some stupid public shit that requires your phone number
People love being special snowflakes nowadays. [Insert common human trait] "no one else? Just me?" Durrr
If you look like you have rabies while brushing your teeth you've put too much paste on your brush m8
(C) because what are you going to get them next time? Something even more expensive? Spend the same? Spend less? Stop being materialistic
Some people spend way too much money on their other half on occasions like valentines day. Kinda puts a spanner in the works (c)
TGI Fridays, Pizza Hut, American sweets, homemade Lasagne, Valentine's day! Best weekend in a while ❤ @LucyEHolmesx
Some couples don't know how lucky they have it, seeing their other half nearly everyday
Other half coming tomorrow for valentines' weekend! So exciteddd
Got something perfect to gift my brother for his birthday. I know he'll flip shit
Back to university halls for my final year... Feels good
But now, the lecture I had today, feels like yesterday
Nearly 5pm and it's not even dark! Sign of Summer soon!
I love you @LucyEHolmesx
Great day with the parents today!
New arsenal of patches as well as 2 new synths to play with... Can't wait to unleash this new sound
I fucking LOVE MINION memes
(c) say things like "there's so much evil in the world"
Funny how the same people who share things like "you're not responsible for peoples happiness, be a cunt" (c)
I missed a parcel because it was too big for my letterbox at 7:30... I didn't know Royal Mail delivered so early
Best part about it: hot tub..
Another beautiful holiday booked in Wales with my beautiful other half! @LucyEHolmesx
Looking at holidays for 2016 with @LucyEHolmesx
, making me so excited for our next Summer 😍
China post... oh great, won't get this for another month
20 years old! Masterpiece game
What's the likelihood of such a thing? Surely very rare
[Boring] I wonder if the exact physical money I've spent has found its way back to me as change
All hail HTML5. Goodbye Flash and Java!
"as well as well" i.e the updates were well needed
Love a brand spanking new DAW to play with :]
Made the transition from 32bit to 64bit Ableton Live and now on the most recent version, as well as well needed updates to the VSTs
Wow. I haven't had a virus on my computer like that for years. 103 this time around though...
Whoever thought it, a couple of people falling out with someone just because they didn't clean up a little bit at their shared house?
Heavyweight badassery ♫ spoti.fi/1S9lCqM
Microphone arrived RIGHT after I left the house. Fuckin goy
I mean when they're in a call, obviously. Otherwise that would seem a bit mental
I still think those people who use the in-line mic through their headphones look a bit mental. Suppose it's better than an earpiece
The one thing I need most I've left at home. My iPad 😒 I feel so stupid
100%, full marks for my first Business Applications coursework!
Now friends with an ENTIRE UNIVERSITY
University of Leeds just added me as a friend on Facebook.. Eh?
Just get this mock exam over with tomorrow then off home to spend more quality time with the other half
You don't half throw some shit out on social media..
Of course it has to be the last one that is the one I'm dreading the most 😩