Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
mackenzie hoffman
Mommie n me: To celebrate the new season, we matched our wine to the leaves about to turn ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ
Vagina Nonologues by @zaczellers
sherry cobbler enthusiast
Throwback to the last days of Summer: in the company of one of my fav bottles of bubbly from the Jura (glimpse that color!) with a side of *bRah! bRah!* @ggsnyc >>RELOADED<< (I should have shoveled puke into the bartender's mouth or perhaps more efficiently just thrown up directly into i
๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿพ =>๐ŸŒต
A balanced diet: A lil life n a little death
Wake up!!! Get out of bed!! Drag a comb across your head!!! And then drink the last of the fun Friulian #orangewine from last night!!!!!!!!!
mister aka seรฑor #GQ told me the last time someone asked him to make a #Stinger was in 2002--in Italy--so we considered it a got damn accomplishment (nothing was said about the #Grasshopper) u should definitely find this spot n go through the curtains all the way in the back to experience great clas
Porch trespassing ๐Ÿ™Š
Someone at McCracken's Resterant-O down in Chaztown, South Carolangus put this stained glass scuppernong window in front of me last night n said "Eat it, you pole bean!!!!!"
Hot diggity! 1968 @originalnathans recipe booklet included: "hot dog salad dressing" for which one of the ingredients was "salad dressing"
Nothin to do in this God forsaken town on Sunnydays everyone's worshipping some devil up above n I'm all like "I'm hungry!!!!!"
Celebrating another 17th bday!!!!!!
Everythang in moderation: drank a lil #hervevillemade #romorantin ate a lil seafood ate a lil shellfish ate a lil more seafood then a lil bit more shellfish drank a lil sherry drank some pineapple rum drank some more sherry drank a lil bit more rum drank a lil more sherry ended on a lil amaro n then
We bout to mind erase this pretty lil thang ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒฑโžฐโžฐโžฐ๐Ÿธ #twostraws 1 #grasshopper
My bday is approaching n I'm nervous cuz I'm getting too old n I don't want to so however this @teenvogue wound up in my mailbox idc cuz it's a sign that I should swallow this super natty #cheninblanc jizz sauce like no one's watching n act like I'll be 17 n #youngforever
This punch is makin things a little fuzzy ๐Ÿ
@web_jojo teachin me about boys n I'm all like "steak frites all around med rare plz n thank u"
Remembering the other night when we did a karaoke duet to Mesmerize by Ja Rule feat. Ashanti ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ too hot
Brought a lil #etiennecourtois romo dolo money $bottle$ to attend to our country ham n *peach* pie if putting stone fruit on slices is bad I don't wanna b good & strong pawlet cheese game too ~juicy city y'all butter run over to this spot
Got caught doin a lil #softcore garden harvesting whoops
"champagne more like clampagne" not pictured: little necks n cherry stones can't complain

Twitter Sign-in
We are going to send you to Twitter to authorize twiends.
Please note that we never tweet or follow people without your permission.