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mackenzie hoffman
This punch is makin things a little fuzzy 🐏
@web_jojo teachin me about boys n I'm all like "steak frites all around med rare plz n thank u"
Remembering the other night when we did a karaoke duet to Mesmerize by Ja Rule feat. Ashanti πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ too hot
Brought a lil #etiennecourtois romo dolo money $bottle$ to attend to our country ham n *peach* pie if putting stone fruit on slices is bad I don't wanna b good & strong pawlet cheese game too ~juicy city y'all butter run over to this spot
Got caught doin a lil #softcore garden harvesting whoops
"champagne more like clampagne" not pictured: little necks n cherry stones can't complain
Asked for a fried egg on my reheated slice and all I got was this caviar
~SsΓ€mbody pinch me~
"Roger!!!!! There's a garden in my whirlpool tub!!" *whispers* "You're the tub, Maureen..." "I heard that!!!"
Back from Alaska @toddhiguchi returned with this big ass salmon he caught n then we stole it n put on it sugar + salt + pepper + fennel seed + mustard + a glug of green chartreuse + dill n then threw it in the fridge where it's sleepin for a few days
Just look at these fogies n the way they just ~glow~ I chose the *bronze* filter cuz E just started >experimenting< with beauty produx n Z is utterly thrilled
Remembering last night's meat sweats in my backless dress from this here turf n turf special n our dinner partner an '03 Barolo great place to take a dad, a Benny, or a nice young thick lady from the Midwest you're trying to pump, plow, or devour alive!!!
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when u lookin when u ain't lookin πŸ‘πŸ† shoutout to my mom for this money wine topper #badbitch
My appetite for destruction turned when someone brought me to the beach n shoved this sandwich in my face
Ahh yes the ever so popular n growing mid course bread course among prix fixer uppers in the Ol' NYCizzle n beyond πŸš€ this here we saw 7th: kamut sourdough, cowbella butter, buttermilk
Any meal made butter by #FrankCornelissen #susucaru
#thesearchforGeneralTso feat. pop duo sensation Wise Wordz
Before the dirty south took @schrammplate #neverchange #hags #chemlabpartners4ever #seeyouinSeptember #summerlove #whatwillhighschoolbelike???
Portrait of a young bossman n many other artists. Wine class tasted great!!!!!!
Modeling potting soil ya dig?
bow *wow* King of the couch




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