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Hey, @MileyCyrus! You gonna turn that #pig into #pork? #oink
CRAVINGS @ Morgenstern's Finest Ice Cream instagram.com/p/rQpyKTi3c4/
Have you had your #pizza today?
"Why do blood stains always look like crustaceans to you?" "I like seafood." #RED #LOBSTER
35 blks to @cannibalnyc for $25 @StillwaterAles Gose Gone Wild < 5 min skip to @ProletariatNY where it's 6 bucks cheaper! And service is A+!
"EL RAPE" Authentic Food--ALMOST instagram.com/p/qxLL3fi3Yo/
Just read a vegan call himself a "cultural pioneer" on @Yelp. And that's why "yelp" is still a 4-letter word.
#overheard "My grandfather fought in WWII & was recently buried...just like I'm going to bury this ping pong ball in that solo cup of beer."
Post roast break down. Pre pig out. Skin, bottom R. Belly, down in front. Liver & kidneys to the R. instagram.com/p/pz2oisC3aF/
GENIUS: bonappetempt.com/2014/06/video-… @bonappetempt dome-shaped-pancake sounds kinda sexii
Chinese $$ feeds U.S. homeless. That's a communist of a different color: nypost.com/2014/06/18/chi…
#PIZZA BOY FOLDED LIKE A SLICE
Why hasn't anyone told me I've been sinning by not engaging in raw #asparagus?! #gamechanger
#gif of the week is definitely infinitely eye-rolling @MicheleRSimon #yougogirl #MOFADRoundtable
#TheFaultInOurStars that clap after that kiss in that house #SMH
Put "Jane Says" on repeat in the dining room at the beginning of service tonight. Played for half hour. No one noticed.
Disco Dairy: spread the party
I'm done as a burnt burger!
AND YOU ALSO HAVE A #PIZZA
Haven't actually consumed a #donut today. Or anything with a hole in it for that matter. *weep* #NationalDoughnutDay