"Maybe he'll hotdog your keyhole."
we used to go straight to the corner store to trick or treat cut out the middleman
It's amazing how many less people take you seriously when you walk around campus with a lollipop in your mouth
"Food is the essence of the Day of the Dead." nyti.ms/19fmhiu
I've become an expert in acquiring velvet.
Just got an e-mail from NYU with "blunts" in the subject line.
Sip on our new Fall #Cocktails
! Autumn Fig/Aviation/Prohibition Punch/The Last Word/Dark&Story/Red… instagram.com/p/fl5uj9tT8o/
is that u god it's me kenzie @ Stanton Pizza instagram.com/p/fbEseeC3bu/
Very excited to have @nyuniversity #FoodStudies
Food in the Media class here today!! Pictures to come! #NYU #NYCFood @nyusteinhardt
Mackenzie: an eyebrow story
Cross-contamination is for beginners. *winners
A mom tries to teach her daughter how to say "lasagna." Cutest thing ever.
Being inappropriately dressed for the weather. #turnoff
FWD: Baking bread now. Not breaking bad. Ha!
She said it with her eyes. And her thighs.
Just call me Miss Bourdieu.
IM NOT RICH ENOUGH TO HAVE A DIETARY RESTRICTION
Aunt L & Uncle D gave me 21 shooters for the b-day. @twalllie
, where u at?
Mother-daughter combo: the full pint, half pint
SWEET SWEET FANTASTY BABY @ Booker and Dax at Ssäm instagram.com/p/eJgeTFC3cX/
It's going to be a beetiful birthday! instagram.com/p/eIMagyi3T4/
FWD: Got my tank, thyme 4 drank @theporkranger
WHO THE HECK EVER HEARD OF DIET LASAGNA
NO PUNK ROCKERS HAVE FRECKLES
Hay Bam Bam (@ Williamsburg Park - @OSA_NB
for Fool’s Gold Day Off NY w/ @funjimunji
"I'm staying. I'll heat up lasagna."
(@ Africa Kine Restaurant) 4sq.com/148P2YM
"The secret to living to my age is a big breakfast like this, no lunch, and a salad for dinner, and you have the perfect bowel movement."
"I like to source my black metal locally."
Who wouldn't eat his mom's #potroast
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. #WWRSD