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moffman
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Smells like #chili in this computer lab and I'm all like "yummmm..gimme summmm." Or else.
Internatty student in class just asked me to define the word "modernity."
Day:Bacon (@ Dia:Beacon w/ 7 others) 4sq.com/1dxyPB8
go white girl go white girl go
frun ska få en pizzakini till sommaren.
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No restrooms in the stacks (@ The Library at The NoMad) 4sq.com/1cJpl5l
Shoutout 2 myself “@tbhjuststop: can't wait for bikini season pic.twitter.com/XIzeaxlvRl#disbitch
Last night I ate a half bag of Cheetos with long plating tweezers. #gooddecisions
Listening to a dude explain "in your face" to a kid from Hong Kong.
It's hilarious when I try to save something delicious and make it last, like this blueberry cake, and then it goes bad.
Christopher Columbus: the first gentrifier. Hipsters love a good goddamn #alliteration. WAS THT EVEN HIS REAL NAME
Usually Spike Lee bugs me but his "Columbus sydrome" // w/ gentrifiers/BK homies are ~insightful~. "You can’t discover this! We been here."
Best afternoon in recent memory, judging @firstwefeast's Nacho Battle alongside @Francis_Lam & @mariuyehara: bit.ly/1fnXHRh
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How much yellow mustard is too much yellow mustard?
House of Cards = The West Wing with an art direction
Will U sexplain to me this 1 thing? - me to my hot prof
Some chick from high school got excited about landing a spot on SVU with Ice T. I'm all like "NBD I booty bounced on him & Coco last month!"
No frecks No fun
Drop Dead Nauseous
I'd like to watch him eat a #pie. #Curtis