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Dylan
Don't understand why everyone's shitting themselves over all this lightening it's bloody beautiful
When my manager calls me on my day off asking me to come into work and I'm like... pic.twitter.com/QXbAJk3ZdK
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β€œ@RetailJobLife: When a customer tries coming into the store 2 minutes before closing time pic.twitter.com/qTYcgRXTve” me yesterday
β€œ@RetailJobLife: When a customer is testing your patience and you gotta keep your cool pic.twitter.com/ct0mlmNwbx” @jasminelishman
it hath been a lengthy day in your absence, my friend, alas I shalt tell you all about it whence I see you anon.
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Greetings there, Delilah. How art thou enjoying thyself down in the city of New York?
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I doth not, fornicate with, YOOOUUUUU.
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go shawty, for it is your day of birth, we shalt banquet as if it were your birthday.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE @ArianaGrande πŸ’— 22!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. KEEP SPREADING THE LIGHT EVERYWHERE YOU GO YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN. THE KIDS MISS U
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I've only been awake an hour and the day had already been bad I don't think it can get worse
Drinking game: take a shot for every tweet you see about Ruby Rose; Two shots if it's a straight girl claiming she's turned gay
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My dads captions on these pictures manπŸ˜‚pic.twitter.com/8waLxy7kImm
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Why does Twitter keep telling me I have a notification when I don't?
Why do people feel the need to hotbox the bus with vape???
@carterreynolds already disappointed to know some girls will still respect you after this.
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I'm revoking Taylor Swift's feminist card and giving her a "greedy ass bitch" card instead
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To be fair Taylor swift is already a multi millionaire so she needs to stop being a little bitch
Taylor swift really boils my blood
Aka I want more money @ Taylor swift pic.twitter.com/PeC4UoqAmW
I will never stop laughing at this πŸ˜‚pic.twitter.com/0xUrQNiZn33
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You have been visited by the Norma of Luck. RT this and your life will get better pic.twitter.com/JmmZtztv9V
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Imagine the day That i actually finish college
watching netflix for the rest of my life
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blair waldorf on a dan humphrey budget
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Attention inmates! Orange Is the New Black season 3 is out on early release. #OrangeCon
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When you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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3 electric shocks in the space of 30 seconds, brilliant πŸ‘πŸΌ
Feel like I need another 5 hours sleep
i love u manchester πŸ’œ thank u
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"I'm more exited for pizza than rixton" @HannahCollinz
@POferries in addition to the part when they threatened to kill my babies...... pic.twitter.com/XhJhtLQ8xr
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don't fuck w my puppies. ever..... β˜•οΈ
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this was unacceptable. @POferries pls have your employees treat people /animals w respect. kindness goes a long way. twitter.com/joangrande/sta…
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that time ariana grande's dogs were almost murdered. Read: tl.gd/n_1smg9n5
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Caitlyn Jenner: I'm gonna spell it with a C. Kris Jenner: ... pic.twitter.com/e69CE6eYKs
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Thursday can't come quick enough
"Omg who's ur tweet about" you ya dick now piss aff
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s/o to all those girls who are curled up in a ball in their bed waiting for that goodnight text. go to sleep bitch, he dont love you lmfao
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