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Dylan
PLL Literally always keep you on edge😧
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ma'am calm down, I'm doing everything I can
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'I can't imagine not working with you there would be no drama'
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Someone just looked me up and down judging me, sorry you're wearing double denim? It should be me judging you
It's s'cute when bus drivers wave to each other when their bus routes happen to pass by each other
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Can't hack the taste of normal coconut oil anymore 2 more weeks till my next cocowhite πŸ˜–
Kinda mad how girls go gym and get their bodies in such good shape ready for magaluf to get jizzed on by a lad from Leeds
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Reckon the jenners just sit there pulling publicity stunts out of a hat? Sex tape for you Kim. ahh unlucky Bruce sex change for you chief
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A poem for the ages: Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow
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Praise ze lord I have tomorrow off
Shoutout to jasmine for fucking spraying deodorant right on my face into my mouth because the bus smelt πŸ‘ŒπŸ½ real mvp
"I smoke cigarettes and go to backyard shows, Tumblr is life. I'm so antisocial ugh American Apparel is life"
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Busteddddd, filthy thingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚g4k
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Don't understand why everyone's shitting themselves over all this lightening it's bloody beautiful
When my manager calls me on my day off asking me to come into work and I'm like...
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β€œ@RetailJobLife: When a customer tries coming into the store 2 minutes before closing time ” me yesterday
β€œ@RetailJobLife: When a customer is testing your patience and you gotta keep your cool ” @jasminelishman
it hath been a lengthy day in your absence, my friend, alas I shalt tell you all about it whence I see you anon.
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Greetings there, Delilah. How art thou enjoying thyself down in the city of New York?
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I doth not, fornicate with, YOOOUUUUU.
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go shawty, for it is your day of birth, we shalt banquet as if it were your birthday.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE @ArianaGrande πŸ’— 22!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. KEEP SPREADING THE LIGHT EVERYWHERE YOU GO YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN. THE KIDS MISS U
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I've only been awake an hour and the day had already been bad I don't think it can get worse
Drinking game: take a shot for every tweet you see about Ruby Rose; Two shots if it's a straight girl claiming she's turned gay
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My dads captions on these pictures manπŸ˜‚m
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Why does Twitter keep telling me I have a notification when I don't?
Why do people feel the need to hotbox the bus with vape???
@carterreynolds already disappointed to know some girls will still respect you after this.
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I'm revoking Taylor Swift's feminist card and giving her a "greedy ass bitch" card instead
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To be fair Taylor swift is already a multi millionaire so she needs to stop being a little bitch
Taylor swift really boils my blood
Aka I want more money @ Taylor swift
I will never stop laughing at this πŸ˜‚3
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You have been visited by the Norma of Luck. RT this and your life will get better
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Imagine the day That i actually finish college
watching netflix for the rest of my life
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blair waldorf on a dan humphrey budget
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Attention inmates! Orange Is the New Black season 3 is out on early release. #OrangeCon
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When you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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