absolute catfish when somebody makes their bitmoji a 10/10 that looks nothing like them
can't believe my mum put me up for adoption without even telling me, any takers i need a place to live @pitysex_ @dylanreilly_
Ariana Grande. Tiny as a mouse. Big-hearted as a lion. An old soul in a fabulously young body. Go you good girls, go #OneLoveManchester
my 18 year old brother cba to register to vote, so i cba to keep his drug habits a secret from my mum🙂 soz Jack, not soz Xx
Fat boy Kim showing us how big his c*ck is. Shame you suffered erectile disfunction this morning chubster
Split (2017) directed by M. Night Shyamalan
This ones better 😂7
No way this was 2 years ago?! @ElStarX @dylanreilly_
Appy' birthday lad. X @dylanreilly_
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LONG TERM LOVE OF MY LIFE DJ DYLAN @dylanreilly_
LOVE U XX
I'm still not over the fact Khloé Kardashian tweeted me nearly 2 years ago
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging, and you have to act like you don't care at all.
That awkward moment when you hear something that kills you inside, but you have to act like you're fine.
Country music, whisky and nachos, am I winning? Yes
Nothing will be more iconic to me than blac Chyna shouting down the phone at rob "are you still texting bitches" and kris quoting it
My college education was free and I'm so grateful for it but if I went to uni and watched movies and paid 9k a year I'd be wanting a refund
I came to write a tweet about how good it's finally Friday so I can have a drink but honestly I've been drunk every night so happy normalday
Me: I Hate Tyga
DJ: *plays Rack City*
They've already revealed the theme for American Horror Story season 7 on billboards smh doesn't sound scary at all
Donald trump literally makes me feel sick
everyone, my lord and saviour
Why are people happy that Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint? The situation could have easily left two kids without a mother.
I MISS @dylanreilly_
COME ROUND MY HOUSE AND EAT THE PEPPERS IN MY FRIDGE OR SKMETHING
Not a day goes by without thinking of harambe💜 R.I.P buddy lost but never forgotten
I got really confused looking at people's snapchats wondering why they are drinking at this time then I realized they're 12 hours behind
"Do you want something to drink, tea? Coffee? Orange juice? Lemonade?" "I'll have some lemonade" "don't think I even have any" thanks g-dog
So far spent £100 not goos
Banned from inside out till 2026, ideal really
"Dylan drive me home in this Range Rover" "that's a fiat 500"
*Me while driving*
"That was illegal but it's okay."
I could listen to closer by the chainsmokers for the rest of my life and be perfectly content with that.
And to make it better the person who's video it is, is a Pedophile😍👌😩💯 goatwitter.com/dylanreilly_/s…
Imagine being so desperate having to ask people to vote for you in a competition by writing on people's videos in the comment section on fb😂
me: eating meat is so bad for your health
me: drinks so much alcohol i lose 7 teeth
Why does @ggcottrelll
get a G wagon and I get nothing?
Driving with gloves on in this weather because my steering wheel is like 500°
I have such an urge just to drive to Paris and I have no idea why
Just find it funny how anyone can get a gun in America and they say they're country is safe, yeah next joke lads
My summer body is not ready however because I'm going to New Zealand in September it means that I have a second chance so I am winning
Somebody should tell Georgina that Argos have some good deals on TVs at the moment. Just in case she's thrown something through hers. #bbuk
"Farage promised £350m for the nhs"
If we leave the EU I want a leavers 2016 hoodie
How do I tell them?? #Brexit
"Nobody said that they'd spend the £350million a week on the NHS"
We're sorry for our shitty politicians