Don't understand why everyone's shitting themselves over all this lightening it's bloody beautiful
When my manager calls me on my day off asking me to come into work and I'm like... pic.twitter.com/QXbAJk3ZdK
: When a customer tries coming into the store 2 minutes before closing time pic.twitter.com/qTYcgRXTve
” me yesterday
: When a customer is testing your patience and you gotta keep your cool pic.twitter.com/ct0mlmNwbx
it hath been a lengthy day in your absence, my friend, alas I shalt tell you all about it whence I see you anon.
Greetings there, Delilah. How art thou enjoying thyself down in the city of New York?
I doth not, fornicate with, YOOOUUUUU.
go shawty, for it is your day of birth, we shalt banquet as if it were your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIFE @ArianaGrande
💗 22!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. KEEP SPREADING THE LIGHT EVERYWHERE YOU GO YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN. THE KIDS MISS U
I've only been awake an hour and the day had already been bad I don't think it can get worse
Drinking game: take a shot for every tweet you see about Ruby Rose; Two shots if it's a straight girl claiming she's turned gay
My dads captions on these pictures man😂pic.twitter.com/8waLxy7kIm
Why does Twitter keep telling me I have a notification when I don't?
Why do people feel the need to hotbox the bus with vape???
already disappointed to know some girls will still respect you after this.
I'm revoking Taylor Swift's feminist card and giving her a "greedy ass bitch" card instead
To be fair Taylor swift is already a multi millionaire so she needs to stop being a little bitch
Taylor swift really boils my blood
Aka I want more money @ Taylor swift pic.twitter.com/PeC4UoqAmW
I will never stop laughing at this 😂pic.twitter.com/0xUrQNiZn3
You have been visited by the Norma of Luck.
RT this and your life will get better pic.twitter.com/JmmZtztv9V
Imagine the day That i actually finish college
watching netflix for the rest of my life
blair waldorf on a dan humphrey budget
Attention inmates! Orange Is the New Black season 3 is out on early release. #OrangeCon
When you accidentally open a message and now you have to reply 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
3 electric shocks in the space of 30 seconds, brilliant 👍🏼
Feel like I need another 5 hours sleep
i love u manchester 💜 thank u
"I'm more exited for pizza than rixton" @HannahCollinz
in addition to the part when they threatened to kill my babies...... pic.twitter.com/XhJhtLQ8xr
don't fuck w my puppies. ever..... ☕️
this was unacceptable. @POferries
pls have your employees treat people /animals w respect. kindness goes a long way. twitter.com/joangrande/sta…
that time ariana grande's dogs were almost murdered.
When you're together VS when you break up #CaitlynJenner pic.twitter.com/04o2KhxtEb
Caitlyn Jenner: I'm gonna spell it with a C.
Kris Jenner: ... pic.twitter.com/e69CE6eYKs
Thursday can't come quick enough
"Omg who's ur tweet about" you ya dick now piss aff
s/o to all those girls who are curled up in a ball in their bed waiting for that goodnight text. go to sleep bitch, he dont love you lmfao