"Do you want something to drink, tea? Coffee? Orange juice? Lemonade?" "I'll have some lemonade" "don't think I even have any" thanks g-dog
So far spent £100 not goos
Banned from inside out till 2026, ideal really
"Dylan drive me home in this Range Rover" "that's a fiat 500"
*Me while driving*
"That was illegal but it's okay."
I could listen to closer by the chainsmokers for the rest of my life and be perfectly content with that.
And to make it better the person who's video it is, is a Pedophile😍👌😩💯 goatwitter.com/dylanreilly_/s…
Imagine being so desperate having to ask people to vote for you in a competition by writing on people's videos in the comment section on fb😂
me: eating meat is so bad for your health
me: drinks so much alcohol i lose 7 teeth
Why does @ggcottrelll
get a G wagon and I get nothing?
Driving with gloves on in this weather because my steering wheel is like 500°
I have such an urge just to drive to Paris and I have no idea why
Just find it funny how anyone can get a gun in America and they say they're country is safe, yeah next joke lads
My summer body is not ready however because I'm going to New Zealand in September it means that I have a second chance so I am winning
Somebody should tell Georgina that Argos have some good deals on TVs at the moment. Just in case she's thrown something through hers. #bbuk
"Farage promised £350m for the nhs"
If we leave the EU I want a leavers 2016 hoodie
How do I tell them?? #Brexit
"Nobody said that they'd spend the £350million a week on the NHS"
We're sorry for our shitty politicians
So our country has changed more than ever but good to know there's a joke in it somewhere. #goodwork twitter.com/bbcsporf/statu…
I'd just like to thank all of the U.K. For voting to leave the eu, yay lets make the poorer poorer and the richer richer good job guys #twat
Fuckinhell, why is my driving instructor acting as if I have cheated on him?
I am so furious at the ending of oitnb what the actual fuck
This is what happens when you let the work experience lad do all the ads at big brother 😂
What the hell is going on with big brother
When you try Inside Out for the first time but you have to ring your mum at half 1 to take you home. (via @SolTaibi
I wish I didn't have insurance and New Zealand to fund because I miss summer having parties every day those were the days
Throwback two years ago to summer when I wasn't allowed real glasses to drink from because I always smashed them @_phillipaaa @pitysex_
Pretending not to look at the biscuits being passed around the room and then acting surprised when you get offered one.
Year 9s when it starts raining
2 years ago today i woke up 20 minutes into my GCSE maths exam what a day to be alive
you dance around questions more times than they dance in swan lake. Start answering questions to actually win a vote
can you tell I love fancy dress lmao 💃�V6
Sorry thought this was normal big brother not cbb? #BBUK
Just a friendly reminder
Kylie Jenner bought another house for 6 mil at the age of 18 & here I am deciding if spending 50$ will make me financially unstable ha ha
I've just lost my 414 day snapchat score with my friend and we've constantly snapchatted, what's good?
i hope when i die my life flashes before my eyes cos iwanna rewatch Dexter i just don't have the time
Vegans need to understand that EATING MEAT does NOT destroy the planet. FACTORY FARMING destroys the planet. Be SPECIFIC.
You can actually be addicted to cheese. When your body digests it, opiates are released, triggering the addictive element.
When you've lost your id and canny miss the sesh 👑@FubarStirling
this is basically how Blac Chyna has been plotting her revenge ever since Kylie snatched Tyga from her
Trying to get my head around the whole Blac chyna pregnant thing, does that mean that her son will be the uncle to their own brother/sister?
When you're on Countdown but your favourite artist is Skepta