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Dylan J. Kershaw

Why can't my life just be a musical? 😒
Opposite of sober because I never did my homework
I pity any guy who pulls a girl that has 5 hooks on her bra, like I can't even do my own
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Happy birthday to the bestest son in the whole world. I really did draw the lucky straw on your birthday ! Love you lots. @TomFletcher Xxx
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I know I've posted it already but IT'S THAT GOOD. I shot a cover for my baes. fb.me/7V0Ao1feY
Lol @ the people who are like "Look at me I'm playing Pokemon Go" yet have never played the old games -_- #pokemongo #fakenerds
Tired after such a mental day with the old @TaraFlanaganUK & @charliepidcock - such a talented bunch of cuties they are 😁
I'm hosting a virtual live show for my two favourite musicians Tara Flanagan and Charlie Pidcock. Join these... fb.me/1qk9ltqUK
This #PokemonGO business is dangerous...it lead me to a kids playground to catch a Pokemon. I thought I was going to get arrested...
For some reason my mailbox hasn't been getting rid of spam. So, instead of deleting them like a normal person - I... fb.me/2dyp6WXfr
Exactly mate! Although I should stop making Isis jokes - I saw a guy in a bush with binoculars monitoring me 👀twitter.com/marcusrobertst…p
Whenever I get spam emails, I always reply to them for my own entertainment.
You have no idea how happy it makes me that most of my acne is gone 😁👍
Need a musician to come test a live stream I've set up at my police station for a concert I'm doing in a few weeks time. Dm me if interested
I need a girlfriend that would happily burst into any Grease song and we could both duet very badly 🎤👧🏻
I make puns out of everything but my best one so far was when I was in the car and said "Guys, stop being Kin🔑!" Whilst I was thirdwheeling.
Going into a most dreaded operation 😷 wish me luck
The old generation is voting for the younger one. Brilliant.
Holy shit, they replaced David Cameron with a cat.
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Do you think the economy is plummeting this morning because The Bank Of England made stupid bets like I did?... fb.me/2KUn6gTbR
Well, shit. You all seemed concerned about the country, what about the blow job I have to give! Yeah, I probably... fb.me/8mNF0lKfx
Looking for an actress/singer for a project in August. No physical requirement needed, you just need to love... fb.me/7vFnjEuUy
I'm so sure that we're going to stay in the EU that I've bet £250 and a blowjob to someone. Most of our... fb.me/F2DEqPdx
I'm thinking of maybe starting a French YouTube channel where I vlog in French...might be interesting XD
I would vote #leave if I could save the game, see what happens then be able to load back when everything fucks up. #EUreferendum
Changing my Twitter bio to "Young, dumb and full of puns." Perfect.
Holy shit, I was in a video with this kid. Scary to think anyone I've met could have turned out like this. fb.me/82WjDXnEm
How do some people have a large following on social media yet do fuck all? Just a shame because it blocks audiences for creative people. 😐
Someone cheer me up, it's been a fucking awful day, merci
#RIPChristina absolutely shocked by the news - had a chance to meet her and she was absolutely lovely! Massive icon on YouTube :/
Looking for an animator for a super cool top secret project involving Harry Potter which is also paid! So, if you... fb.me/7UtD5IyjM
I don't like talking about news much but this is something that's been REALLY bugging me because some people have... fb.me/2iVa8bSbj
Tories are forever embarrassing themselves on #VictoriaLIVE there's some real fucking idiots in the UK.
I showed Kyle Allsworth some virtual reality porn...here is the result of that. fb.me/3bdUBG6Mm
What do those pranksters say when they get arrested and put in court? "Your honour, In my defence...it was just a prank bro."
Totally agree. Love it when @jackjonestv objectifies women 🙃🙃theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…UT
I feel like after Mamma Mia they're like "fuck it, I want to know who the father is." And end up on The Jeremy Kyle show doing a DNA test.
Even though I can't sing I still want to be in a musical.
Last night @TheKyleStyles stole my tinder and messaged a random girl "call me daddy" and somehow she is still talking to me today. Amazing.
 
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