"Is why yuh crying, stop cry, before mi gih yuh suum fi cry fa"
Every Saturday should start with bacon 👍
Getting hungry at the most inconvenient times.. 😩
Good luck tomorrow bruv hope it goes well @MarshenMusic
No matter how old I get when a sex scene comes on TV when my parents are in the room #Awkwardddd
I remember I used to love long phone calls.. Now I get annoyed when I see my phone ringing..
Going on facebook is like visiting a past life for me. Scary place.
The word "bae" <<<< wtf is a "bae"?
Bruv!! 24 is so sick lol this new season needs to hurry up #Bauer
Ahh sick another power cut!! 😒
I haven't been to a good house party in the longest time!!
Ain't been cinema in time! Missed Iron Man need to see Fast Six..
McDonalds chicken mayo is going down so well right now 😍
Steppin' to the bad side.....
🎶 Baby arch your back, and point your toessss🎶
LOOOOOOOOOL this could be interesting 👀
The sad part about betrayal is that it doesn't come from your enemies.
I don't know how people rave 3-4 times a week?! After one night I'm a write off lol #GetMeToBed
Right time wrong girl, right girl wrong time..
Fantasy is what people want, reality is what they need..
Not really on it right now but it is what it is..
Lool, basically! 😂�a7
Loool I hate opening pictures on twitter when someone's next to me on the train. I have no idea what could pop up #Awkward
Black girls with beautiful smiles & long braids 😍😍😍
Secretly that's my kryptonite 🙈
I did it!! It was an accident man!! I DROPPED THE SCREWWWW IN THE TUNA!!!!!
People that screen shot on snap chat piss me off you know! That just defeats the point of the app..
Looking through my wardrobe vex cos I have nothing to wear then.. Boom!! The forgotten section of clothes I have hidden leaps out to me lol
These next few months need to hurry up man Ibiza is calling me!! This cold n grey 💩 is depressing..#Ibiza
Ahhh my hamstrings are so tight I swear I could ping it like a guitar string 😩😩
I won't talk about something if its not worth the discussion.
Lol nah South Park gives me jokes 😂 I swear Randy is my favourite character
Fresh trim shower and bed..
I need a trim and a shave.. #Grizzly
🎶Lets play the blame game I love you more..🎶
Nah Two and a Half Men is dead now Charlie Sheen is gone
If Rooney goes Arsenal, he has taken 10 steps forward and a couple light years backwards.
I want to go to Dubai one day..
The production on Big K.R.I.T mixtapes.. 👌
I love the way twitter is the best place to chat the most amount of 💩 whenever you want lol
Addicted to orange lucozade 😍
Lol talking like united regularly go and spend 60mil on world class players. I can see one joining 2 at most. This ain't Fifa ultimate team
I won't even start to believe any speculation until I see it on sky sports news..
Might as well deactivate Facebook, don't even remember the last time I posted anything on there..