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Düncän dü Plëssïs
"@DailyCannon: Arsenal win. Piece of piss O_O" hahaha
Thank fuck for that. Utter shit but 3 points needed.
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I've got my Halloween costume picked out. I've just got to get some plastic surgery & I'm going as Renee Zellweger's original face.
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Alexis Sanchez is a massive beacon of light in the middle of the big pile of poo that is recent Arsenal performances.
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Should have been longer RT @ProudlySA: #OscarTrial Oscar goes to jail for a maximum of 5 yrs for killing Reeva Steenkamp - your thoughts SA?
The year is 2068. Robots have overpowered the human race. Oscar Pistorius' judge is still reading her verdict. #PistoriusTrial
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The Pistorius judge has just trolled the people who were keeping an ear on things but not really paying attention.
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Thanks @AppStore. Just spent forever downloading Yosemite, thenk click install and it starts downloading again. All 5GBs of it. #awesome
Chilling with #BustyBetty at South African Made #SAM in Umhlanga. Check those #Jumblies
Who would win a battle to the death? Gandalf or Dumbledore? #WizzardWars
#Umhlanga - pronounced by old, white people as: "ooom shlong ga" #FailFace
At the sharks board with @Cara_Nation and some old lady just tried to explain what a hashtag is. #ocean720 #lol
Yo @OGOdge! Went to La Lucia mall today, reminded me of when we were laaitjies and your mom caught me having a puff, funny shit.
Why do the put green peppers in everything? They're so grim. #nasty
Come on #Durban. Been here 3 days and haven't seen a single #craft beer? #bleak
Rough night last night o_O
Hey @Rbjacobs, can one reset ones' card pin at any FNB branch?
How can restaurants in this day and age not have wireless for their customers? Such an inexpensive way to get more diners.
Fabregas Celebration with Costa makes me want to knock the cunt out big time
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How the fuck is ozil still on?
I'm sorry, passing on Fabregas shows Arsene has lost it. End of. #thearsenal
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Fabregas celebrating. Officially a poes now.
Oscar not booked again. Unbelievable what roubles can buy you.
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No consistency from Martin Atkinson. If you stop the play, give the yellow card...
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Ozil has been dog shit the whole half.
Terry dirty bastard trying to get him sent off. Typical.
Weak first touch from Jack but the positive is we can open Chelsea up like a bag of crisps if we want
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If Arsene sparks Mourinho out we build a second statue overnight.
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"@FourFourTweet: Arsène Wenger vs. Jose Mourinho." Hahaha mourinho shat himself