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ashley sómething
Celebrating #ColumbusDay by taking things that don't belong to me. Is that your coffee? Not today.
bc I'm too lazy to roll the mat I just did a hour & half yoga on..…
.@realDonaldTrump it's the fourth tallest building you lying shit pile.
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“Im #AndrewLuck & I give awkward high5s. Now who wants to smell my beard?” I do. I bet it smells like sweat, Gatorade & No 2 pencil shavings
When someone says “you’re kinda cute”, does the kinda imply that you are also kinda not cute? Like half and half?
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged, having babies, or are too drunk to even find their phones.
I wish I could insert "climate change" every time I've heard Iran tonight. Wake up people. #CNNDebate #PresidentialDebate #GOPDebate
My favorite thing about #KimDavis going to jail? #GoFundMe 's new policy that doesn't allow campaigns for people found guilty of crimes.
I hate when people take pics like this, we get it... you vape
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There is nothing "sporty" about shooting an innocent animal with a bow & arrow. #BanHunting #CecilTheLion
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"If You Seek Out a Sociopath ... This Is Your Guy": Yelp Users Flock to #CecilTheLion Killer's Dentist Profile
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Patrick Stewart: “I did things on camera for Blunt Talk that I would never do in a locked room alone.” FOLLOW to see.
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dear @JohnMayer every time you use #Periscope that means you are not making music. please focus on playing guitar. lyrics not necessary.
wait a second.. Bill Clinton played the President in the movie Contact? oh. my. gosh. knee slapper.
*face palm* ' FOX News: Kendrick Lamar "has done more damage to young African-Americans than racism" via @coslive '
Dear #SupremeCourt Thank you for today. Sincerely, all of us #LoveWins
I am delighted with the news of today’s Supreme Court ruling. I’ve often wondered why people were so concerned about this issue.
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Shaking my head, we know where you stand Mike Pence. We always know where stand - please just SHUT UP & SIT DOWN. #LoveWins #pencemustgo
the flag crisis is solved.. let's keep moving America. #LoveWins
Joe is running through the halls with a rainbow flagged tied on like a cape high fiving everyone. #MarriageEquaility #LoveWins #SCOTUS
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"ISIS isn't sh*t compared to the things that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." #JonStewart #ConfederateFlag
The media should be ashamed. 3 hours to get on air and then gives detailed suspect description WITHOUT mentioning his race. #Charleston
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Ruby Rose : *exists* Me : whoa. my sexuality is a lot more open than i had originally thought. #yesplease #OITNB #RubyRose
Oh man @TheNYslice you carry hot sauce AND ranch on the truck? I love you. so freaking much
"The best part about science is that it helps us stay here. The best part about music is that it helps is be here." -Ben Harper
has anyone ever become poor by giving.
Fonzi on the acoustic guitar for satellite
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Uh oh. Looks like "Park Shaming Man" has flown by and chalked another offender
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you can't grow daisies until ya pull up the weeds.
There are several hundred people on this Rome airport shuttle platform and one official to check every passport.
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Wake up before your alarm.. Wait to shut that bitch off right away. The Hunter is now the Hunted.
I don't care what anyone says.. I have always & will always enjoy Bruce Jenner. #madrespect
too many cowards masquerading as men these days.
Good question, @billclinton. The handle comes with the house. Know anyone interested in @FLOTUS?
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Welcome to @twitter, @POTUS! One question: Does that username stay with the office? #askingforafriend
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the #BBMA awards look like dildos. like the mac daddy of all tickling vibrators.

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