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ashley sómething
wait a second.. Bill Clinton played the President in the movie Contact? oh. my. gosh. knee slapper.
*face palm* ' FOX News: Kendrick Lamar "has done more damage to young African-Americans than racism" cos.lv/1Jv2iQw via @coslive '
Dear #SupremeCourt Thank you for today. Sincerely, all of us #LoveWins
I am delighted with the news of today’s Supreme Court ruling. I’ve often wondered why people were so concerned about this issue.
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Shaking my head, we know where you stand Mike Pence. We always know where stand - please just SHUT UP & SIT DOWN. #LoveWins #pencemustgo
the flag crisis is solved.. let's keep moving America. #LoveWins
Joe is running through the halls with a rainbow flagged tied on like a cape high fiving everyone. #MarriageEquaility #LoveWins #SCOTUS
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"ISIS isn't sh*t compared to the things that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." #JonStewart #ConfederateFlag
The media should be ashamed. 3 hours to get on air and then gives detailed suspect description WITHOUT mentioning his race. #Charleston
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Ruby Rose : *exists* Me : whoa. my sexuality is a lot more open than i had originally thought. #yesplease #OITNB #RubyRose
Oh man @TheNYslice you carry hot sauce AND ranch on the truck? I love you. so freaking much
"The best part about science is that it helps us stay here. The best part about music is that it helps is be here." -Ben Harper
has anyone ever become poor by giving.
Fonzi on the acoustic guitar for satellite
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Uh oh. Looks like "Park Shaming Man" has flown by and chalked another offender
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you can't grow daisies until ya pull up the weeds.
There are several hundred people on this Rome airport shuttle platform and one official to check every passport.
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Wake up before your alarm.. Wait to shut that bitch off right away. The Hunter is now the Hunted.
I don't care what anyone says.. I have always & will always enjoy Bruce Jenner. #madrespect
too many cowards masquerading as men these days.
Good question, @billclinton. The handle comes with the house. Know anyone interested in @FLOTUS?
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Welcome to @twitter, @POTUS! One question: Does that username stay with the office? #askingforafriend
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the #BBMA awards look like dildos. like the mac daddy of all tickling vibrators.
Kanye broke character for a quick second but then spotted the camera vine.co/v/emDgErZEEDV
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uhh..where is Jack Nickolson? Did he forget ab this fight? Has anyone called him? Someone should probably call him. #MayweatherPacquiao
Uhh.. @CNN was that necessary? appropriate? or professional? yous a basic bitch. #2015NFLDraft
wore both my @Jawbone & Apple Watch ( @tim_cook ) all day. 2k steps is a huge difference. huh?
google, Regina George.. @BrittMcHenry pops up. worried you too are a sheltered, teenage bitch? bzfd.it/1uacbWJ
Meet the Boston bombing survivors running tomorrow's marathon ti.me/1H4RUO6
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. @BrittMcHenry the only reason you're on ESPN is bc we need more than just our favorite team winning to make rubbing one out, successful.
this salad tastes like i'd rather be fat.
The FDA would love it if Kind Bars could stop pretending to be healthy. gaw.kr/RhiRqNg
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"it's not just ab sex. it's about two ppl connecting w four other ppl.. & aliens" @TheGRJ sexy has returned #OITNB twitter.com/oitnb/status/5…
tah dah #RFRA bit.ly/1BQNZNC @GovPenceIN lets see how smoothly this goes #MemoriesPizza #itsshowtime these yelp reviews tho, unruly
WHY! why could you not have this conversation with the public BEFORE signing. @GovPenceIN #RFRAtruth #SB101
#Indiana has a new favorite drinking game. Drink, how ever many times your governor doesn't answer the phone. #RFRA #BadForBusiness
. @GovPenceIN yes. then walk away & ignore the entire situation, including the ppl involved. you're real good at that #RFRA Indiana
HUGE thank you to #Indiana Reps. Eberhart, Clere, Beumer, Kirchhofer & Saunders for listening to the ppl & voting NO to #sb101 #RFRA
c'mon @GovPenceIN dont insult us | legislatures sorely underestimated just how much #indiana cares #sb101




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